Oooooo-kaaaayyyyy, Pinwig needs to go in his Special Room again...
Come on, buddy, come on, big fella. Yeah, yeah good job, good job, buddy! Look at this fancy new UNOPENED Transformers toy! You Wana look at it in it's box? Yeah you do! Juuuust gonna put here, in this Nice Room... that's it, in ya go-
OK, CODE: GREEN, EVERYPONY! CODE: GREEN!
I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.
If we had enough data we could make a graph of the closing time. It would demonstrate the descent into naughtiness going on. The gradual earlier closing going unnoticed by library patrons! It must be exposed!