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Post by The Doctor on Mar 14, 2019 22:21:21 GMT
It has come to light that Benn HAS REFUSED THE JOY OF PIES. let him be tried!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 14, 2019 22:23:46 GMT
I... I think he was just... Defining what he feels a Pie is... which is no crime....
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 15, 2019 7:55:55 GMT
GUILTY!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Benn on Mar 15, 2019 21:42:49 GMT
Say what now?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 15, 2019 21:45:54 GMT
Mount your defence!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 15, 2019 21:46:58 GMT
*Heckles from the gallery*
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Post by Benn on Mar 15, 2019 22:47:32 GMT
I am, of course, innocent of all these frivolous charges. Whatever they are.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 15, 2019 22:48:46 GMT
Is that your defence?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 15, 2019 22:51:47 GMT
I am not convinced.
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 15, 2019 22:54:25 GMT
But Urzu didn't refuse anything. He is accused of something he didn't do.
SMTMOJ!
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Post by Benn on Mar 16, 2019 8:57:56 GMT
Pies are fine. Pastry is nommy, as is usually what goes in them. I merely do not like the so-called jelly that people insist on putting in there.
Is that a crime?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 9:08:11 GMT
Going by the current verdict...YES.
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Benn on Mar 16, 2019 9:11:18 GMT
Then I will accept my crime! I WILL WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONOUR!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 9:19:01 GMT
Send him down!
*bangs gavel*
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 16, 2019 10:21:15 GMT
ORDER! ORRRRRDEEEEERR!
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 16, 2019 14:02:17 GMT
Then I will accept my crime! I WILL WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONOUR! You what? You're going to wear the jelly?
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 16, 2019 14:05:08 GMT
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Post by Benn on Mar 16, 2019 14:11:26 GMT
Then I will accept my crime! I WILL WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONOUR! You what? You're going to wear the jelly? YES. Metaphorically, anyway.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 16, 2019 16:05:10 GMT
We could cover him in jelly and make him wrestle attractive young ladies.
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Post by Benn on Mar 16, 2019 16:14:25 GMT
That sounds reasonable.
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Post by blueshift on Mar 16, 2019 17:43:26 GMT
I bring new evidence!
Ben has submitted TWO fanzine contributions already.
Ladies and gentlemen, does this not prove his innocence? He is not guilty, he is in fact, a moral exemplar!!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 16, 2019 18:03:40 GMT
Do any of these contributions exhort the merits of jelly in pies, or pies in general?
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Post by blueshift on Mar 16, 2019 18:05:41 GMT
Do any of these contributions exhort the merits of jelly in pies, or pies in general? Yes it is 100% about pie jelly and how AWFUL it is because dude, it's gross
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 16, 2019 18:07:14 GMT
Do any of these contributions exhort the merits of jelly in pies, or pies in general? Yes it is 100% about pie jelly and how AWFUL it is because dude, it's gross GUILTY!!!!
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Post by Benn on Mar 16, 2019 19:23:39 GMT
It was a valiant effort.
oh hey, I can cast judgement on myself? Neat.
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