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Post by blueshift on Apr 2, 2019 12:26:40 GMT
As we know, Ralph is a terrible person.
He has repeatedly defied the sacred True Friending vow, turning a once sacred tradition into turmoil by refusing to engage with his gifts:
- He gave away his lovely MANTA Force satchel without even opening it or using it - He refused to read the comics someone digitally bought him.
Meanwhile look at poor Pinwig, who had to listen to all these Class audios and read all this Class books. By Ralph's awful example, Pinwig would have been allowed to not experience the joy of Class at all, and escape! And no-one wants Pinwig to escape!
And now we learn Ralph has brutally murdered a his housemate, a lovely fly.
I propose a FORFEIT system so that we the people can regain our trust in democracy, and faith that whatever awful things we send Ralph, he must in future do them.
I have a number of options, which I will put to INDICATIVE VOTE, you may vote for more than one or a write-in option. I hope the Hub Speaker will support this motion!
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Post by Stomski on Apr 2, 2019 13:06:41 GMT
He also didn't watch a DVD I true friended him with!
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Post by blueshift on Apr 2, 2019 13:12:38 GMT
He also didn't watch a DVD I true friended him with! !! So that is THREE FORFEITS Ralph must complete!
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Post by Benn on Apr 2, 2019 14:07:33 GMT
I don't think I've ever been as disappointed as I am now.
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Post by blueshift on Apr 2, 2019 14:22:10 GMT
Let us discuss the options on the table:
Produce and host a live Stardub special with weird guests I feel Ralph has been lax on Stardub for too long. We the people demand a Stardub extraveganza. Podcasts can be streamed live on many platforms, including youtube. I can help supply exciting guests for Ralph to talk to and learn knowledge from.
Eat an entire case of cheese strings How many packets of cheese strings are in a case? 12? 24? 48? However many, we the people demand that Ralph consume them all in one sitting, string by string.
Dress as a spider for a week As Ralph slay his adorable fly friend, he must become the spider that lurks in his soul. His spidery nature will be laid bare for all to see.
Eat his POG collection Ralph loves POGs, so as punishment he must eat all his POGs. If he claims to have no POGs, I will post a sizable (and delicious) collection to him.
Write a lengthy review of all of Planet Terry We know how much Ralph loves Planet Terry, but he must share his love. A lengthy review must be at least 2,000 words to properly capture the majesty of the best Transformers backup strip.
Watch Trial of a Time Lord backwards Ralph loves Trial, but will watching it backwards reverse the magic out of him? I would accept watching each episode in decending order rather than in total reverse as I'm not sure how to do that, but should total reverse be possible then total reverse is what is required.
Animate a missing episode of Doctor Who for youtube Can Ralph do better than The Macra Terror? I hope so. I would like to see Fury from the Deep please, Ralph.
Banned from the toilet Ralph loves going to the toilet, so a good punishment would be to ban him from using it.
Eat his Daleks Masterplan vinyl collection Ralph's Dalek's Masterplan vinyl collection looks good enough to eat. Or does it?
Other Do YOU THE PEOPLE have a better forfeit? Remember we are now up to three forfeits being carried out!
We also need an ARBITER to ensure Ralph carries them out.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 17:27:06 GMT
He also didn't watch a DVD I true friended him with! What DVD was that? -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 17:28:04 GMT
Planet Terry doesn't bother me. It is Andu who hates it.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 17:32:49 GMT
Trial of a Timelord gives me immense strength.
You haven't thought this through, Blueshift.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 2, 2019 17:37:27 GMT
I would love to engage with this process (and it appears that the people who are are voting for multiple options). However, to do so would be to commit to the laws of True Friending, which I am not prepared to do.
Because if anyone ever sends me Zardoz on DVD, it's not getting watched, it's going in the bin.
So I cannot punish Ralph on this occasion.
Martin
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Post by Stomski on Apr 2, 2019 17:38:41 GMT
Christmas kittens or dogs? One or the other, someone else got the one you didn't. Either that or you didn't eat the star wars death sticks.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 17:40:46 GMT
The only DVD True Friend I never watched was Pinwig's Quatermass due to the terrible bag incident.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Apr 2, 2019 17:47:15 GMT
Trial of a Timelord gives me immense strength. You haven't thought this through, Blueshift. -Ralph But watching it in reverse will drain your strength!!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 17:54:15 GMT
Nothing Valeyard related can harm me.
You have failed.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Apr 2, 2019 17:57:50 GMT
Nothing Valeyard related can harm me. You have failed. -Ralph It is foolish to talk down potential forfeits before they have been voted on!! Unless it is a trick and you fear Reverse Trial!!
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Post by Benn on Apr 2, 2019 18:25:51 GMT
Christmas kittens or dogs? One or the other, someone else got the one you didn't. Either that or you didn't eat the star wars death sticks. I received a Santa Paws DVD which starred adorable kitties. I watched the whole thing twice.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 2, 2019 18:29:21 GMT
I have checked my amazon order history. Ralph was sent Bone Alone 12 Jan 2016!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 18:31:22 GMT
Oh I have seen that.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Apr 2, 2019 18:45:11 GMT
Bone Alone? Dare I ask?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 18:45:49 GMT
The dog version of Home Alone.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Apr 2, 2019 19:17:29 GMT
Oh My God
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Post by Stomski on Apr 2, 2019 19:37:34 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 2, 2019 19:43:11 GMT
*GASP*
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Post by blueshift on Apr 2, 2019 19:54:13 GMT
Hmm, so Ralph has seen 'Bone Alone' which sounds suspiciously like a porno
But that is still two forfeits Ralph must complete. VOTE people, democracy demands it!
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Post by Stomski on Apr 2, 2019 20:04:10 GMT
Hmm, so Ralph has seen 'Bone Alone' Has he though?which sounds suspiciously like a porno Did Shockprowl watch Sherlock Bones?
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 2, 2019 20:09:56 GMT
Hmm, so Ralph has seen 'Bone Alone' which sounds suspiciously like a porno *spits out dinner* What?! Don't each of those words counteract the other in that context?!
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 2, 2019 21:48:52 GMT
Doc' should be made to eat Generations Battletraps, Combiner Wars cartoons, and dead flies...
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Post by Benn on Apr 3, 2019 7:01:15 GMT
An explanation is needed!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 7:03:21 GMT
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Post by Stomski on Apr 3, 2019 7:57:13 GMT
Wait - is that... Hercules?
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Post by Benn on Apr 3, 2019 8:53:32 GMT
Proof you have found the trailer is not proof of watching the film!
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