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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2019 10:02:29 GMT
Disturbing and compelling evidence has recently been revealed by Blueshift that The Doctor's recent fly infestation problem is actually due to the fact he has murdered our beloved leader and stashed the body in his flat! This means that The Doctor has now assumed Andu's indentity for who knows what purpose!!!
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Post by blueshift on Apr 5, 2019 10:09:39 GMT
Very disappointed in ralph right now for murdering andy and stealing his identity
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 5, 2019 10:16:55 GMT
Point of order M'lud! Disturbing and compelling evidence has recently been revealed by Blueshift that The Doctor's recent fly infestation problem is actually due to the fact he has murdered our beloved leader and stashed the body in his flat! This means that The Doctor has now assumed Andu's indentity for who knows what purpose!!! It was I, not Mr Marshall, who alleged Adminicde: Source located! They're coming from the boiler cupboard in the bedroom. A ton of napalm RAID has been sprayed in there. Read up a lot on flies and how to beat them. This is war!!! -Ralph Is that where you hid Andu's body? It was Ralph, in the library, with the fly spray can |
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Post by blueshift on Apr 5, 2019 10:19:49 GMT
I told Ralph that killing one fly has led to other flies being attracted. I can only imagine that Shockprowl believes Andy to be a fly.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2019 10:20:00 GMT
FURTHER PROOF OF THE DOCTOR'S GUILT FROM DETECTIVE INSPECTOR BIG PHIL!
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2019 10:22:27 GMT
No, Blueshift, you fool! Andu is -was *sob*- a Man! And The Doctor has committed the foulest murder upon him AND HAS NOW STOLLEN HIS INDENTITY!!!
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Post by blueshift on Apr 5, 2019 10:24:11 GMT
This is awful.
A stollen is a delicious German cake. I am disgusted that Ralph has besmirched stollens in such a way, by turning Andy into one.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2019 10:38:11 GMT
Err, actually, 'stollen' is how we spell 'stolen' in eighteenth century Prussia, thank you very much (which, yes, can cause some confusion!).
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 5, 2019 11:52:00 GMT
This is awful. A stollen is a delicious German cake. I am disgusted that Ralph has besmirched stollens in such a way, by turning Andy into one. Phil loves stollen, but the marzipan within can play his tummy up. |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2019 11:53:32 GMT
I have not killed Andu.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 5, 2019 12:04:57 GMT
That remains to be seen.....
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 5, 2019 12:53:45 GMT
I have not killed Andu. -Ralph That sounds like exactly the kind of thing Andu would say. |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 6, 2019 18:32:11 GMT
It doesn't.
He didn't.
I ENDURE.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2019 19:52:32 GMT
And yet...
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 6, 2019 21:38:41 GMT
YET I ENDURE.
THIS HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2019 21:50:21 GMT
There's been some compelling evidence in other threads that Andu IS Andu.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2019 21:53:00 GMT
Pishtosh.
Have you not seen the TOS episode 'Turnabout Intruder'?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2019 21:53:57 GMT
TOS?
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2019 21:54:41 GMT
The
Original
Series...
Sorry, ok.
Yes I have seen it.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2019 21:55:10 GMT
(just 'Star Trek' to me...)
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2019 21:56:51 GMT
Well I am Kirk and he is Janice Lester.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2019 22:02:11 GMT
You'd be an AWESOME Kirk, Doc'.
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