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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 20:48:33 GMT
You know... when having your morning poo... take a coffee in there...
Or... get back from work... need to drop the kids off the pool... take in a sneaky glass of wine...
Relax....
Ahhhhhhh.....
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2019 20:51:19 GMT
Oh come on!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 20:52:10 GMT
Why not?!
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Post by manmiles on May 7, 2019 20:52:44 GMT
I take a drink it when I’m having my morning shift.
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2019 20:53:05 GMT
Surely I don't need to spell this one out.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 7, 2019 20:53:24 GMT
You haven't actually said you do it... but someone has voted yes. Martin |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 20:55:46 GMT
You haven't actually said you do it... but someone has voted yes. Martin I frequently take drinks in with me to have a poo. I'm usually a morning man, so coffee or tea. But should the need emerge in the evening, a beer or wine is not unheard of... |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 7, 2019 20:57:35 GMT
I don't believe you.
Martin
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Post by blueshift on May 7, 2019 20:57:47 GMT
You haven't actually said you do it... but someone has voted yes. Martin I frequently take drinks in with me to have a poo. I'm usually a morning man, so coffee or tea. But should the need emerge in the evening, a beer or wine is not unheard of... Does this not make the drink taste of poo? |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 20:57:53 GMT
Surely I don't need to spell this one out. -Ralph But it's not like it's food! That would be disgusting! A drink is is is in a VESSEL! And your hands are perfectly clean until you wipe! |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 20:58:27 GMT
I frequently take drinks in with me to have a poo. I'm usually a morning man, so coffee or tea. But should the need emerge in the evening, a beer or wine is not unheard of... Does this not make the drink taste of poo? Of course not! |
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Post by Pinwig on May 7, 2019 20:58:53 GMT
Jesus H Christ!
What kind of depravity have we sunk to now?!
This forum's fascination with botty functions absolutely perplexes me.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 7, 2019 20:59:54 GMT
Much of what we consider taste is actually smell, so I hate to think how a drink would taste when accompanied by toilet smells.
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 21:00:25 GMT
I'm a reader... A poo reader... or a poo list maker... it's nice to have a beverage when one's... thinking...
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Post by blueshift on May 7, 2019 21:01:12 GMT
This is the worst thread in the Hub's long history.
A dark day
Shockprowl confirmed as a minion of the Night King!
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 21:01:53 GMT
Much of what we consider taste is actually smell, so I hate to think how a drink would taste when accompanied by toilet smells. Martin Well, the strong coffee I drink, or the fine bouquet overpower the poop... |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 21:02:31 GMT
This is the worst thread in the Hub's long history. A dark day Shockprowl confirmed as a minion of the Night King! What's the Night King thing again? |
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2019 21:06:10 GMT
This is the worst thread in the Hub's long history. A dark day Shockprowl confirmed as a minion of the Night King! Illuminati confirmed. -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 21:07:01 GMT
This is the worst thread in the Hub's long history. A dark day Shockprowl confirmed as a minion of the Night King! Illuminati confirmed. -Ralph Illumi-whatnow? |
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Post by blueshift on May 7, 2019 21:14:19 GMT
This is the worst thread in the Hub's long history. A dark day Shockprowl confirmed as a minion of the Night King! What's the Night King thing again? He is a baddy from Game of Thrones It is not known his opinion on drinking coffee whilst doing a poo, but he is so evil I imagine he'd be for it. |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2019 21:16:08 GMT
Can't change the world when you're on the toilet...
But you plan to.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 7, 2019 21:53:30 GMT
Surely I don't need to spell this one out. -Ralph But it's not like it's food! That would be disgusting! A drink is is is in a VESSEL! And your hands are perfectly clean until you wipe! Depending on what other hands have been doing and touching before you first. Eww. |
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Post by Benn on May 7, 2019 22:18:52 GMT
I am stunned. This is terrible.
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Post by Jim on May 7, 2019 22:22:46 GMT
oh my god, literally this morning one of my colleagues revealed he takes his coffee in with him as well... we were all shocked, but maybe now I have to report it's not so uncommon...
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 8, 2019 6:36:07 GMT
The only point I ever drink in the loo is when I'm experiencing severe dietary distress and find it's useful to be replenishing bodily fluids especially if I'm confined to the Throne Room for some time
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Post by The Doctor on May 8, 2019 7:05:54 GMT
I'm on the throne right now but did I bring a drink? No!!! Of course not!!! I am not a monster!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on May 8, 2019 7:26:47 GMT
I have been to the loo this morning, and NOT ONCE did it occur to me to think "Hmm, this experience could be vastly improved by adding a beverage"
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 8, 2019 9:49:14 GMT
I concur with the both of you. I am there now. A drink is the last thing on my mind.
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 8, 2019 9:58:14 GMT
Would you concur with my above exception?
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Post by Benn on May 8, 2019 10:12:34 GMT
Yes, keeping fluids topped up when ill is very important. Medical exemptions always apply.
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