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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 26, 2019 16:54:23 GMT
N n n nothing today....
I tremble at the sight of my door mat!
Even though I want to see the films (well the first one at least, I suspect the quality will diminish as the series progresses), Mrs Shocks is not happy! "We're try to have a clear out!" (we're having a clear out at the moment), "We don't want more stuff coming into this house! From your strange internet friends!!!", she said, angrily, as she slumped down on the edge of the bed in her half-slip, her head in her hands. And I knew then that weekly coitus was off... So thanks for ruining my sex-life, WHOEVER YOU ARE....
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 26, 2019 17:20:26 GMT
PLUS! I've got Animals by Pink Floyd on the way and keep thinking it's that!
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 26, 2019 18:47:47 GMT
"strange internet friend"
Superb. Strike up a t-shirt award for Mrs Shocks.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 26, 2019 19:25:33 GMT
I don't think that'll placate her...
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 28, 2019 15:46:46 GMT
UUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
MORE HAVE COME!!! MANY MORE!!!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 28, 2019 17:23:06 GMT
Happy Friday.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 28, 2019 17:33:22 GMT
Someone has found you the rare Delta Force 3??????????
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 28, 2019 20:55:06 GMT
No... No '3'. The latest ones were 'Operation'. A box-set of 1 to 3, and then a separate 4.
I can't move for them... they're everywhere...
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!
....they're everywhere....
I know... I know this is a Test... Chuck is testing me... I just... can't... I'm not ready!
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 28, 2019 22:11:33 GMT
Still two more to go then.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 29, 2019 7:11:14 GMT
T W O ?!?!?!
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 29, 2019 9:48:14 GMT
I think we identified there were three films in the original series and five in the Operation series. Look at my Class count; when these people decide to inflict pain, they do it comprehensively and without mercy.
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 29, 2019 9:49:04 GMT
To which I would add, If I have to have all the Class nonsense shackled to me, Shockprowl should have a Delta Count!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 29, 2019 16:58:43 GMT
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
.....oh dear god....
what's this....?
On the sideboard...? A delivery...? A DELIVERY?!?! I'm not expecting anything....
Could it be... A nice new Prowl...? Or some sweets...?
NNNOOOO!!!!
IT'S OPERATION DELTA FORCE 5!!!!!
NNNNNEEEEAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I've failed you, Chuck, I just can't take it anymore....
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 29, 2019 17:08:20 GMT
So, to recap, I now have been sent:
DELTA FORCE DELTA FORCE 2
OPERATION DELTA FORCE OPERATION DELTA FORCE 2 MAY DAY OPERATION DELTA FORCE 3 CLEAR TARGET OPERATION DELTA FORCE 4 DEEP FAULT OPERATION DELTA FORCE 5 RANDOM FIRE
('Deep Fault'? 'Random Fire'? What, has Big Phil been naming these?)
Is this really happening? How can this be a Real Thing that is happening in the Real World...? In a matter of days I receive an avalanche of DVDs.... It's impressive... but, TERRIFYING.
But I beseech you, Tormentors, do not send me Delta Force 3! All this Delta Energy in one place MAY DESTROY ALL REALITY!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 29, 2019 22:59:16 GMT
Impressive.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 29, 2019 23:17:37 GMT
I can imagine it's REALLY annoying your tormentor that they can't find Delta Force 3.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 30, 2019 6:54:48 GMT
TormentorS . I suspect there are several...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 30, 2019 7:11:21 GMT
Not me Guv. I have neither bought or paid for any Delta Force or Operation Delta Force videos from Gary Rhodes or otherwise
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 30, 2019 7:33:26 GMT
I recognise the style here. I think we know who's perpetrating this.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 30, 2019 7:41:58 GMT
Who do you think it is?
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 30, 2019 8:02:43 GMT
Ralph for certain, assisted either by Andy or Fortmax.
But of course you will be fully aware of what's going on too! Just like the Class nonsense.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 30, 2019 8:17:22 GMT
What an unhappy Pinwig!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 30, 2019 8:29:54 GMT
Happiness is an illusion, but I survived my ordeal. I now watch as Shockprowl begins his.
Was Delta Force novelised?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 30, 2019 9:01:23 GMT
I think we should find out....
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 30, 2019 9:33:35 GMT
I can imagine it's REALLY annoying your tormentor that they can't find Delta Force 3. Looks like an admission of guilt right there. -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 30, 2019 10:28:48 GMT
Quite possibly
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 30, 2019 11:06:19 GMT
Me!? I have no time for this sort of nonsense! I'm having a hard enough job managing my own life at the moment, let alone interfering in anyone else's.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 30, 2019 12:39:48 GMT
That's what a guilty person would say.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 3, 2019 15:07:26 GMT
Was Delta Force novelised? Is was. And I now have the paperback. A very old battered paperback address to 'The Delta Farce!' from those bastards at World of Books. I now have the paperback... I now have the paperback... I NOW HAVE THE PAPERBACK! I NOW HAVE THE DELTA FORCE PAPERBACK!!!
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Post by Benn on Jul 3, 2019 15:41:32 GMT
Somebody needs to give him The Count.
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