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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 4, 2019 23:15:07 GMT
We're being asked to add The Kaptain's name to the charge sheet too ??
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 5, 2019 21:27:08 GMT
What a shocking development.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jul 5, 2019 22:38:17 GMT
Is anyone free from suspicion??!
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 5, 2019 22:49:27 GMT
It's a fine line we all tread.
Except for Ralph. He just trips over it and pretends someone pushed him.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 7:51:37 GMT
Oh what fresh hell is this....
Oh dear god....
It arrived yesterday, but I was too busy to open it. I saw the 'The Delta Farce' on the address and let out a short cry.
Can't put off opening it anymore...
LIVE ON AIR!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 6, 2019 7:58:08 GMT
What was it, man? I have no idea! Doth it be a boon to you?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 8:03:09 GMT
What
What THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?!
DELTA FORCE DADDY
by Carl Ericson, published by Harlequin in their 'Intrigue' line of titles.
Delta Force Daddy....
DELTA FORCE DADDY....
DELTA FORCE DADDY
Just just just say it out-loud! Ohhh, oh it's so bad, it's so horrible.
Oh my God: "A WOUNDED SOLDIER BATTLES FOR TOTAL RECALL." It actually says that on the back. Aaaarrrggghhhhh.
"Amnesia has roobed Asher Knight of this memories of a fatal mission. Now he doesn't recognize Paige Sterling, the woman who claims to be his fiancée. Does the Delta Force lieutenant have PTSD- or something more stinger? On the run, he must rely on Paige to dodge unknown assains and help him regain his memory... but is the secret she keeps from him even more shocking?"
Oh God it's horrible! It makes my teeth hurt! Phil's been naming these people! 'Asher Knight'?!?! 'Paige Sterling'?!?!?! There's a picture of dear Paige on the front, she's holding a baby. SHE'S HOLDING A BABY. Is that the 'secret'?! Is she helping him ,'dodge assassins' whilst carrying a baby around?!?!?! That must be it, it's called 'Delta Force Daddy', the secret must be the baby. Oh my god this is just just just shockingly terrible.
Delta Force Daddy....
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 6, 2019 8:06:54 GMT
I am confused by this product. Is it a tie in to the actual Delta Farce or just happens to have those words in it's name?
Either way, True Friending may have plunged to a new level of $#!+3
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 8:07:22 GMT
What was it, man? I have no idea! Doth it be a boon to you? It is no boon. It is... an anti-boon. Asher doesn't recognize Paige... Asher's got to trust Paige. 'Cos of the assassins. Paige is carrying a baby around with her. Asher is confused. "Am I... Am I a Delta Force Daddy, Paige?! 'Cos if I'm not, if that's not my kid, and you claim to be my fiancee, then... we're gonna have words, missy."
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2019 8:08:57 GMT
Intriguing.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 6, 2019 8:09:31 GMT
Shockprowl seems.. engrossed.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 6, 2019 8:09:51 GMT
I don't know who supplied this, but if it were me I'd have been tempted to nameplate it, ala the last Noah book, to make sure it remains forever at the Cook residence as opposed to being charity shopped by 10am this morning.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 6, 2019 8:10:23 GMT
Damn it. A great idea!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 8:10:44 GMT
I am confused by this product. Is it a tie in to the actual Delta Farce or just happens to have those words in it's name? Either way, True Friending may have plunged to a new level of $#!+3 Don't post all innocent, Mr. Only a Big Phil could think up 'Asher Knight', and 'Paige Sterling'... ...except perhaps Carol Ericson... But no it doesn't appear to have any connection to the franchise so popularised by the great Chuck Norris. This is something else.... True Friending has indeed- DROPPED TO A NEW TERRIBLE LEVEL OF PAIN...
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2019 8:16:03 GMT
What a gift to receive.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 6, 2019 8:16:18 GMT
I'm not sure about this. There has to be limits. The internet reveals this book has absolutely nothing at all to do with the Chuck Norris films, which I would say makes this an illegal true friending. Is Shockprowl now going to receive absolutely anything with the words Delta Force written on it?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 8:18:47 GMT
She's cute though... Paige. On the cover. Baby's cute too, but in a different way obviously. Paige looks worried. I think she's doing a good job of trying to hide her concern from the baby, but kid's are smart and pick up on things like that. Asher's there too, looking like he's suffering from amnesia and having to dodge assassins. Asher's shirt is open. He's a good looking fella, I can see why Paige would like him, on his looks anyway. To be honest, he looks like he'd be fairly high maintenance. Me me me. Paige is different, she has an air of dignity about her. There's a depth to her troubled gaze. But what does it hide? Love...? Or BETRAYAL...?
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 6, 2019 8:20:09 GMT
Oh my god.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 8:22:26 GMT
I think I may have gone slightly mad...
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 6, 2019 8:26:38 GMT
Stockholm Syndrome.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2019 8:27:09 GMT
I've just looked this book up and it has good reviews on Amazon!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 6, 2019 8:27:11 GMT
www.amazon.co.uk/Delta-Force-Daddy-White-Built/dp/133552679XYou could be onto a winner here, Shockers. Top Review: I have enjoyed reading this second book in this new series of the Red White and Built push up. I was so engrossed in reading it that I had to finish reading it before I could put it down. I would recommend it to anyone who has read the first book in this series. I can't wait for the next book to come out.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2019 8:28:08 GMT
Part of a series! Jings.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 8:43:57 GMT
Oh shit
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 9:04:56 GMT
You can't send me anything else, Tormentor, 'cos I have amnesia and can't remember anything.
-Lt. Asher Knight, Delta Force Daddy.
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Post by Benn on Jul 6, 2019 16:48:23 GMT
We must send him more books, to help jog his memory!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 17:08:42 GMT
I've just looked this book up and it has good reviews on Amazon! -Ralph Fuck off.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 17:09:06 GMT
www.amazon.co.uk/Delta-Force-Daddy-White-Built/dp/133552679XYou could be onto a winner here, Shockers. Top Review: I have enjoyed reading this second book in this new series of the Red White and Built push up. I was so engrossed in reading it that I had to finish reading it before I could put it down. I would recommend it to anyone who has read the first book in this series. I can't wait for the next book to come out. Fuck. Off.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 17:09:58 GMT
We must send him more books, to help jog his memory! FUCK OOOOFFFFFF!!!!!-Lt. Asher Knight, Delta Force Daddy
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 21:15:30 GMT
What kind of a name is 'Asher' anyway?
Hmmmm? Philip?
Asher... good grief...
If I suffer amnesia though... I could decide my own name...
my own name....
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