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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 12, 2019 21:58:04 GMT
Will that post post twice...?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 12, 2019 22:00:29 GMT
Apparently not.
OK!
I can now reveal MY NEW NAME!
THE NAME I WILL KEEL FOREVER or perhaps BV a timescale much shorter than that....
A truly amazing name....
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 12, 2019 22:02:22 GMT
Paige
Sterling
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 12, 2019 22:04:50 GMT
Toddler in one arm, gas-powered automatic assault rifle in the other. I'm I'm I'm gonna SERIOUSLY FUCK-UP any SON-OF-A-BITCH who gives me a hard time! ....you better believe it.
Paige Sterling.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 13, 2019 7:30:28 GMT
Turn the page.
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 13, 2019 10:19:00 GMT
Good Lord.
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 13, 2019 10:19:57 GMT
So... Does that make M Man-e-faces? Gerroff. That MUST be you. You've had more usernames than I've got Transformers.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 13, 2019 11:38:33 GMT
Pinwig is right. *tweaks my moustache*
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 13, 2019 21:30:40 GMT
Toddler in one arm, gas-powered automatic assault rifle in the other. I'm I'm I'm gonna SERIOUSLY FUCK-UP any SON-OF-A-BITCH who gives me a hard time! ....you better believe it. Paige Sterling. So how is DELTA FORCE DADDY? -Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jul 13, 2019 21:35:18 GMT
Not good. He forsakes his child, the baby Jetfire.
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 13, 2019 22:17:08 GMT
The SWINE.
And he is yet to watch any of the DVDs bestowed upon him.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 13, 2019 22:17:51 GMT
Not good. He forsakes his child, the baby Jetfire. I AM HOLDING MY BABY!!!And it ain't no OVERSIZED, albeit fine looking to be sure, Skyfire toy! It's a real baby! ...that I'm having to carry around with me WHILST blowing away bad guys AND looking after that useless whimpering gimp-boy Asher Knight, who's too busy making sure his shirt is open just right to take care of his own baby and the assassins sent to kill him! -Paige Sterling, Delta Force Mummy
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 13, 2019 22:18:21 GMT
Has he even read G2 yet?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 13, 2019 22:19:07 GMT
Toddler in one arm, gas-powered automatic assault rifle in the other. I'm I'm I'm gonna SERIOUSLY FUCK-UP any SON-OF-A-BITCH who gives me a hard time! ....you better believe it. Paige Sterling. So how is DELTA FORCE DADDY? -Ralph He's a whinny gimp-boy and I've made a BIG mistake... -Paige Sterling, Delta Force Mummy
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 13, 2019 22:19:26 GMT
I don't feel I'm going too far out on a limb here when I say, it's a strange world we live in.
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 13, 2019 22:20:25 GMT
I've made a BIG mistake... We know! Not preordering Jetfire!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 13, 2019 22:23:04 GMT
Way down on my list of priorities, Big Guy. After, you know, raising my child effectively alone, looking after my poorly dressed partner, shooting assassins, etc etc... Anyway, from what I've seen, G2 is just a poorly coloured poor man's G1. Go figure. -Paige Sterling, Delta Force Mummy
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 13, 2019 22:25:40 GMT
I've made a BIG mistake... We know! Not preordering Jetfire! Bite me, blondie. Actually, here, chew on a diaper. -Paige Sterling, Delta Force Mummy
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 13, 2019 22:29:25 GMT
You will give in. Today's been all housework and schoolwork. Tomorrow I'm cutting the big guy free from his box and you will get photos.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 13, 2019 22:36:32 GMT
I'm a Delta Force secret agent you Schmutz. You got nothing. NOTHING!
-Paige Sterling, Delta Force Mummy
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Post by Benn on Jul 13, 2019 22:36:43 GMT
Anyway, from what I've seen, G2 is just a poorly coloured poor man's G1. Go figure. -Paige Sterling, Delta Force Mummy I feel this could come back to bite him.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 13, 2019 22:38:16 GMT
Anyway, from what I've seen, G2 is just a poorly coloured poor man's G1. Go figure. -Paige Sterling, Delta Force Mummy I feel this could come back to bite him. Him? HIM?!?!?!
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Post by Benn on Jul 13, 2019 23:21:46 GMT
Him. Her. You.
Your attempts at confusion will not work! JETFIRE JUDGES YOU!
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 13, 2019 23:28:15 GMT
He does. With his Jetboost particle beam canon.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2019 7:17:25 GMT
DO NOT MESS WITH A MOTHER HOLDING A BABY AND AN ASSAULT RIFLE!!!
-Paige Sterling, Delta Force Mummy
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Post by Benn on Jul 14, 2019 8:23:41 GMT
That's just bad parenting.
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 14, 2019 8:26:11 GMT
This is what happens when you don't have the inner peace and harmony brought about by owning Jetfire.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2019 9:03:24 GMT
That's just bad parenting. YOU'RE BAD PARENTING!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2019 12:44:01 GMT
No one could have predicted how unhinged Delta Force would make Shockprowl!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2019 12:45:30 GMT
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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