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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 7, 2019 23:00:31 GMT
Morning All!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 8, 2019 9:34:27 GMT
Quiet day planned today. Some things need paying for now I have some money - notably the prescription prepayment certificate.
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Dezzeh
Thunderjet
Wait, what?
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Post by Dezzeh on Jul 8, 2019 10:19:53 GMT
Morning morning
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 8, 2019 10:32:53 GMT
Liz has just had a home ed Mum in to collect some resources we didn't need anymore.
She bought child with her, who was staring intently at the FOC voyager boxes I need to get to Nick. #
So I showed him into the library where the Titans are living. Eyes lit up, had to be peeled out of there.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 8, 2019 11:21:29 GMT
He will want to come back!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 9, 2019 14:28:31 GMT
He is likely to be back with his bother who is apparently a HUGE transformers fan.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 9, 2019 22:32:50 GMT
WHO USES A PNEUMATIC DRILL AT 11:30PM AT NIGHT ????????????????
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 9, 2019 22:42:24 GMT
The gremlin in my head? So sick of working silly hours. 7.30am to 11.30pm today with 45 minutes off for dinner. And an hour's driving to and from. My head is thumping.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 9, 2019 22:46:06 GMT
:-( dislike
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 13, 2019 11:24:08 GMT
Big fall in bedroom. Ouch. Game Over for day :-(
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 13, 2019 12:19:25 GMT
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 14, 2019 14:02:42 GMT
Phil remembers post he needs to make on forum.
Goes to main forum page, completely forgets what he's doing looking at sub forum list for well over a minute unable to remember which bit of the forum he needed let alone the specific task he was doing,
Send help
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 14, 2019 14:23:53 GMT
I do that all the time. Yesterday I spent as long looking for where I'd put down tools in the garden as I did using them. It was driving me insane.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2019 16:21:46 GMT
They're behind you.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jul 14, 2019 16:23:29 GMT
Absolutely shitty weekend - figuratively and literally.
Elder T on Friday night was in his bed said he'd been spewing. Elder T in the wee small hours upgraded said sickness to include diahorrea. Elder T did not always get to bathroom before said events occurred. Multiple clean-up operations through the night and a 5am bedtime for yours truly.
Saturday saw marginal improvement in the am, followed by severe decline more of the same and some falling over to boot. NHS24 call and paramedics to Turnbull Towers. The Elder T has no feeling in his right leg due to spinal surgery in 85. Elder T has had a massive blister on the sole of his foot which has been infected which has resulted in all of this.
He's on the mend, he's home either tomorrow or Tuesday. I have seen more human poop this weekend than I would ever like to again. However, I leave you with this mystery:
The Elder T is the same height as me, but due to his spine issues is a little stooped at times and due to spinal issue has very little agility and compromised mobility (can walk, can't run), now the kitchen sink worktop is above waist height. The anal sphincter points at a general downward trajectory. Now with all these facts, can someone tell me how there managed to be diahorrea on the kitchen sink worktop?
Best answer wins a prize.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 14, 2019 16:26:48 GMT
I think the question needs to be asked "did he use the same method on the library walls?"
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2019 16:42:19 GMT
Elder T may have brushed his hands at site of dietary peril then went to sink to get some water, depositing a gift there when it dropped off.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 14, 2019 16:50:22 GMT
Despite the logic of Ralph's argument I prefer the theory of 'lift off' such was his trauma adding height to his usual vertical level.
Sounds dreadful for Elder T, Andy. Really glad he is on the mend. And that hopefully there will be no more poop for you to deal with.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2019 18:09:29 GMT
Jesus Andy that sounds horrendous. Was it sepsis?
Explosive diarrhea can come out with some force and travel a surprising distance. You... may yet find blobs about the place.
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Post by Bogatan on Jul 14, 2019 19:18:47 GMT
I suspect splash back.
Unless he was wearing a kilt. Splashback from the floor seems unlikely.
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