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Post by The Doctor on Jul 28, 2019 19:02:11 GMT
VOTE!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 28, 2019 19:09:07 GMT
Own brand? Meaning the voter's own home-made toilet paper???
Sainsbury's super soft for me.
Anything but the crinkly tracing paper type stuff my flat-mate at university insisted on 'sharing'. He's obviously never had piles.
Martin
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Post by Benn on Jul 28, 2019 19:44:54 GMT
Don't know what it's called, but I get it from Aldi.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 28, 2019 19:57:18 GMT
Asda own brand.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 28, 2019 20:04:08 GMT
Cushelle all the way. Andrex is not as strong as it used to be.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 28, 2019 21:24:15 GMT
Super's own brand. Not too corse, but critically not too soft either. .....Gives a good wipe.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 29, 2019 8:09:26 GMT
I've never had good lick with own-brand!
I 'twinned a toilet' for Father's Day. I had never really thought much on this topic before!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 29, 2019 9:42:48 GMT
Good twinning!
Less licking...
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Post by Stomski on Jul 29, 2019 12:34:17 GMT
On first scan of the poll options I read "Own brand." as "Own hand."  |
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 29, 2019 16:50:42 GMT
I don't know what's going on here.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 29, 2019 18:07:37 GMT
Just choose a loo roll.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 29, 2019 18:29:53 GMT
Why is the fifth option sausage wrapper when it could have been SAUSAGE ROLL? Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 29, 2019 19:41:01 GMT
You wouldn't wipe your bum with a sausage roll.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 29, 2019 19:57:46 GMT
The question asks which is the best, not which you would wipe your bum with.
There are apparently people on this forum who would happily eat a sausage roll while sitting on the loo.
Martin
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Post by blueshift on Jul 29, 2019 20:02:57 GMT
You wouldn't wipe your bum with a sausage roll. -Ralph Why not |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 29, 2019 20:17:30 GMT
Because that would render it inedible. And don't you dare dispute that point. Martin |
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Post by blueshift on Jul 29, 2019 20:27:57 GMT
Because that would render it inedible. And don't you dare dispute that point. Martin What if you eat the sausage and then squeeze the pastry, using a vacuum effect to neatly suck the poo out of you and into the roll??? |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 29, 2019 20:29:05 GMT
You wouldn't wipe your bum with a sausage roll. -Ralph Why not It would ruin the sausage roll. -Ralph |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 29, 2019 20:46:15 GMT
What if you eat the sausage and then squeeze the pastry, using a vacuum effect to neatly suck the poo out of you and into the roll??? That's a good idea, why don't you try it and then please keep how it went to yourself. Martin |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 29, 2019 21:16:13 GMT
NNNNOOOOO!!!!
Blueshift MUST chart his toilet roll use habits!!!
And Phil must produce poo charts, err I mean, pie charts.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 29, 2019 21:18:01 GMT
This is not the way I envisaged this thread going!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 29, 2019 21:20:38 GMT
Prowl would have predicted this....
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