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Post by blueshift on Dec 29, 2019 19:16:25 GMT
Gosh, I can almost hear his voice. It's like he's still with us!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 29, 2019 19:37:22 GMT
He passed away after scorning roasts.
So sad.
So avoidable.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 29, 2019 19:42:06 GMT
An Ode to the Memory of Pinwig by Lewis Carroll:
“When I was young, my ringlets waved And curled and crinkled on my head: And then they said ‘You should be shaved, And wear a blue Pinwig instead.’
But when I followed their advice, And they had noticed the effect, They said I did not look so nice As they had ventured to expect.
They said it did not fit, and so It made me look extremely plain: But what was I to do, you know? My ringlets would not grow again.
So now that I am old and grey, And all my hair is nearly gone, They take Pinwig from me and say ‘How can you put such rubbish on?’
And still, whenever I appear, They hoot at me and call me ‘Pig!’ And that is why they do it, dear, Because I wear a blue Pinwig.”
Martin
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Post by blueshift on Dec 29, 2019 20:31:48 GMT
If only he had eaten his roast peas!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 29, 2019 20:34:48 GMT
In gravy!
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 29, 2019 20:54:12 GMT
I'm not dead!
I feel happy! I feel happy!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 29, 2019 22:00:35 GMT
The Ghost of Christmas Pinwig!
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 29, 2019 23:04:23 GMT
Pinwig was one of best of us. He was... He was...
Ummmm, ACK! Hey, I don't feel too good guys, URRGH! Oh God, what's happening to me?!
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!?!
URRRGGHHH!!! AAARRRRGGHH!!! BLLLAARRRGGG!!!
It... It worked! IT WORKED!!!
I have done the impossible...
I HAVE TAKEN POSSESSION OF SHOCKPROWL!!!
I LIVE AGAIN!!!
-ShockPinwig
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 29, 2019 23:34:12 GMT
What.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 29, 2019 23:51:12 GMT
Who has stollen my user name?!?! WHO?!?! How dare you?! What cruelty?! I demand you stop using it now! For I, Pinwig, have risen again in the body, and, unfortunately, the mind of Shockprowl! And I will not tolerate my old username being abused like this!
-ShockPinwig
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 30, 2019 12:10:26 GMT
Well I didn't see this coming.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 30, 2019 14:12:19 GMT
*you* didn't see this coming!? I'm the one who's dead!
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 30, 2019 16:12:29 GMT
Someone has hacked into my old account! Shameless behaviour! But now that my own powers have been enhanced by Shockprowl's, I will become an unstoppable force for revenge!
(help me... I'm still in here...)
SILENCE, YOU!!!
-ShockPinwig
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 30, 2019 16:32:02 GMT
If I really was able to inhabit Shockprowl's subconscious, I'd force him to watch all of those Delta Force films.
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Post by Benn on Dec 30, 2019 16:43:24 GMT
We need to exercise Shockers. And maybe Pinwig.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 30, 2019 16:50:54 GMT
We need to exercise Shockers. And maybe Pinwig. Exercise or exorcise? Or both? Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 30, 2019 16:54:27 GMT
I'd quite like to be exorcised. It's a bit cramped in here with all of Shockprowl's multiple personalities. Some Prussian Duke keeps trying to chat me up and Gary Kasparov has just threatened to punch my lights out if I don't E4.
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Post by Benn on Dec 30, 2019 17:22:19 GMT
We need to exercise Shockers. And maybe Pinwig. Exercise or exorcise? Or both? Martin Yes.
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 30, 2019 17:25:17 GMT
Help. There's a man here wearing a handlebar moustache and tapping a swagger stick on his thigh. He says he's called Captain Ambulance.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 30, 2019 19:47:27 GMT
(get Pinwig out of here! please!)
SILENCE! I am in command here! I am the dominant personality!
-ShockPinwig
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 30, 2019 21:31:10 GMT
Help. There's a man here wearing a handlebar moustache and tapping a swagger stick on his thigh. He says he's called Captain Ambulance. Not the Ambulance Admiral? -Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 30, 2019 21:54:38 GMT
No, this was only the captain. You don't want to *know* what the admiral was wearing.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 30, 2019 22:00:24 GMT
I know. I know!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 30, 2019 22:43:09 GMT
I AM SHOCKPINWIG!!!
(I am Shockprowl... mmmgghhh mmmgghhh)
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 12, 2020 13:17:19 GMT
Has Shockprowl seperated from Pinwig? Has he done the victory jig? For the Hub a fine gig, But do they give a fig?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2020 18:53:37 GMT
(Oh, I'd forgotten about this thing Blame all crazy Ambulance Admiraling)
(Errrrm....)
Get out! Get out of my head! You make wish that was dead!
Silence, you fool! I rule here! And I rule with iron and fear!
But why oh why did you possess my body?! 'Cos I mock your non-opening hobby?
Yes it is! That blade cuts deep! Every night I hug-my-knees-and-weep
Then I will stop, if it upsets you so much Although I feel that my critisism's just
In that case, thank you, I'll free you then After all we know the true villain's M
*SLLLLUUUURRRRP-KAAAAABOOOOM!!!!!*
It worked! It worked! I now am free! And thank you to Doc' for saving me So now we face the most terrible truth It's M who is the non-opening uncouth!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 12, 2020 21:05:02 GMT
I always want to It just never seems so!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2020 21:43:42 GMT
You've always been suspicious Something about you egregious Your toys you do not open! WELL NOW THE SHOCKPIN' HAS SPOKEN
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2020 22:48:21 GMT
Indeed!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 24, 2021 22:11:19 GMT
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