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Post by The Doctor on Oct 21, 2019 11:56:09 GMT
Say: "OH CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST! OH CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST NO!" just like Edward Woodward as we are being led towards the Wickeoverlord.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Oct 21, 2019 12:23:00 GMT
Assuming that's the (ex) leader being manhandled, what can we do to help? Clearly, there's only one possible course of action!
GYRATE hips to helicopter mighty wang for a shield MOVE towards guards
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 21, 2019 21:49:18 GMT
I could put the Overlord back in its box if it helps.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 22, 2019 4:48:50 GMT
It's been opened though, it's no longer MISB.
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 22, 2019 20:17:30 GMT
But I mean, look what happened. I opened a toy, my peopled revolted and Stom's resorted to the wangcopter to defend himself. It's madness. All hell's broken loose.
Game over, man. I'm never opening a toy again!
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 22, 2019 20:23:04 GMT
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, BLUESHIFT!
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 22, 2019 20:26:12 GMT
It's Pandora's Box all over again.
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Post by blueshift on Oct 22, 2019 20:57:53 GMT
Assuming that's the (ex) leader being manhandled, what can we do to help? Clearly, there's only one possible course of action! GYRATE hips to helicopter mighty wang for a shield MOVE towards guards You move towards the guards, chugging your wang around and around. "MY GOD!" Guard One shouts. "That man is running towards us with a tiny cocktail sausage!" The guards are unaffected though, same for the angry crowd. They ignore your ministrations as they push the shamed leader into the Overlord wicker man. Guard Two holds a big box of bees. "THIS IS THE LEAST YOU DESERVE!" he shouts "YES YES I AM AWFUL I RUINED EVERYTHING" the leader shouts. "ALSO I SMELL! But I realise that someone must die in order to satisfy the gods for my sacrilege!" In his hands he cradles an Overlord action figure, cruelly ripped from its box with his own heretical hands.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 22, 2019 21:22:20 GMT
Ok. I think we need to save this leader. What have we got on us? I've forgotten what our inventory is. Do we have any weapons? Can we take weapon from one of the guards? Clearly our cock isn't going to get us anywhere. Disappointingly.
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 22, 2019 21:26:02 GMT
Wait, what? I smell!? Is that part of a puzzle or a personal insult?
SNIFF leader.
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Post by blueshift on Oct 22, 2019 21:46:22 GMT
Wait, what? I smell!? Is that part of a puzzle or a personal insult? SNIFF leader. You take a whiff of the leader He smells like a toy-opener
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 23, 2019 4:47:29 GMT
What's in our inventory, damn it!
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Post by Stomski on Oct 23, 2019 7:47:56 GMT
What do we think happens if we put ourselves forwards as the sacrifice?
And for Shockprowl's benefit...
INVENTORY PIE CHART METER BRAIN PIECE 2 GOLD YELLOW FLOWER INSECT SPEAR K9 AND COMPANY SLAB BUM FLAP MAGNET ON A STRING BATTERED VOODOO RODIMUS PRIME DOLL EROTIC DELTA FORCE NOVEL EGG
EQUIPPED: ZOMBIE ARM+COCKTAIL STICK CHRISTMAS SOCK
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 23, 2019 10:38:31 GMT
Use the egg.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Oct 23, 2019 12:56:26 GMT
HOLD egg to mouth, as if about to force feed it to yourself. SAY IN HOSTAGE TAKER VOICE "Hold it. The next man makes a move this chap gets it." SAY IN HOSTAGE TAKER VOICE "Let him go, or I swear this egg will cause a mess all over this town." SAY IN NORMAL VOICE "Oh lordy lord, he's desperate! Do what he says! Do what he says!" SAY IN NORMAL VOICE "Help me, help me, help me! Somebody help me! Help me, help me, help me!" SAY IN HOSTAGE TAKER VOICE "Shut up!"
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 23, 2019 19:48:02 GMT
Stom throws a curveball the like of which we've never seen!
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 23, 2019 20:34:51 GMT
Stom' is just as good at playing these as he is designing them.
DO WHAT STOMSKI-BEAT SAID!
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Post by Stomski on Nov 4, 2019 10:41:49 GMT
Dropped off the front page. Sad times
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Post by Stomski on Nov 13, 2019 10:43:53 GMT
HOLD egg to mouth, as if about to force feed it to yourself. SAY IN HOSTAGE TAKER VOICE "Hold it. The next man makes a move this chap gets it." SAY IN HOSTAGE TAKER VOICE "Let him go, or I swear this egg will cause a mess all over this town." SAY IN NORMAL VOICE "Oh lordy lord, he's desperate! Do what he says! Do what he says!" SAY IN NORMAL VOICE "Help me, help me, help me! Somebody help me! Help me, help me, help me!" SAY IN HOSTAGE TAKER VOICE "Shut up!"
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Post by Stomski on Nov 25, 2019 15:40:33 GMT
I think we crashed the game engine.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 25, 2019 16:34:09 GMT
Does that mean we've won?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 25, 2019 17:28:22 GMT
We won!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 25, 2019 21:46:48 GMT
That must mean it's time for CHAPTER 3.
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Post by Stomski on Dec 10, 2019 10:27:09 GMT
blueshift has been posting again recently. Will we see things progress?
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 10, 2019 21:52:16 GMT
I'm waiting for the novel.
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Post by Stomski on Feb 20, 2020 21:04:27 GMT
This is how Blushift makes me feel...
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