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Post by Benn on Sept 10, 2019 13:20:17 GMT
Fair point, actually
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 10, 2019 17:42:51 GMT
What. The hell. Are you two talking about?
This is 'Computer Game' speak, isn't it?
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Post by blueshift on Sept 10, 2019 18:02:56 GMT
We need a clear command. Can Shockprowl be the guy to take the team forward???
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 10, 2019 19:33:00 GMT
I gave a clear command yesterday!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 10, 2019 19:42:24 GMT
ACTION: ZERO-ZERO-ZERO-DESTRUCT-ZERO. -Ralph You scream "ZERO ZERO ZERO DESTRUCT ZERO" A small chunk of your brain plops out of your ear due to how dumb that was. HEALTH 28/60
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 10, 2019 20:35:23 GMT
So what do we know so far? Clown needs his joke flower. Boy in the meadow may respond better if we give him flowers and chocolates? There are flowers in the meadow. If the lord of the manor skips around every day handing out flowers, why hasn't the clown got one? We weren't permitted to leave the bar until we'd answered their questions, but I'm not sure if we have done indirectly by claiming to be the lord in disguise. LEAVE bar ASK clothes seller, "what would you want in return for something warm to wear?"
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 10, 2019 20:47:37 GMT
We need a clear command. Can Shockprowl be the guy to take the team forward??? REACH into shoulder wound. TIE KNOT in ruptured brachial artery. SAY "Sorry, everyone, I've clearly lost a lot of blood and I'm not feeling too well. Please forgive my strange behaviour and let me leave the bar. Any old clothes you could spare would be gratefully reviewed. Clearly, I am enduring testing times."
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Post by blueshift on Sept 11, 2019 8:23:33 GMT
We need a clear command. Can Shockprowl be the guy to take the team forward??? REACH into shoulder wound. TIE KNOT in ruptured brachial artery. SAY "Sorry, everyone, I've clearly lost a lot of blood and I'm not feeling too well. Please forgive my strange behaviour and let me leave the bar. Any old clothes you could spare would be gratefully reviewed. Clearly, I am enduring testing times." With incredible willpower, you reach inside your wound, causing you to scream in agony, but you tie up your artery, stopping the bleeding. You apologise to the people in the bar and ask for clothes. The people talk amongst themselves and finally the barkeep speaks. "Of course! We now realise you are a poor addled degenerate who has somehow wandered into our fair town from the vile wasteland outside, and who even now has part of their brain just lying on the floor. As per the custom of our town, you may choose ONE item!" The barkeep offers up a CHRISTMAS SOCKThe clown offers up a JOLLY HATThe squire offers up an OLD CODPIECE
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Post by Stomski on Sept 11, 2019 8:31:34 GMT
The enemy city allegedly have Manta Forces. What sort of thing did they wear?
The codpiece may protect us from a mauling from the dog with the child.
The jolly hat may stop further parts of our brain dropping out.
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Post by Benn on Sept 11, 2019 8:49:44 GMT
So therefore we should take the sock.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 11, 2019 8:56:48 GMT
None of those items seem to match up with those in the queue at the other city gates.
A wizard A giant alien from Alien A princess A ghost pirate A zombie
Would the zombie want the bit of our brain that fell out? Or would it taste of more degenerateness?
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2019 15:45:24 GMT
TAKE all the items offered.
SAY "Thank you so much! I am so grateful and will never forget your kindness!"
FASHION some kind of a modest garment to cover our genitals.
LEAVE bar and... do what Pinwig said a few posts up.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 11, 2019 17:05:34 GMT
TAKE all the items offered. You attempt to break the rules and take all three, but then you have a vision of the SENTRY, waving his finger at you. You start to weep at how you have betrayed your true master, and resolve to only choose one item, as ordered.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 11, 2019 17:09:23 GMT
LOOK OLD CODPIECE
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2019 17:12:18 GMT
TAKE all the items offered. You attempt to break the rules and take all three, but then you have a vision of the SENTRY, waving his finger at you. You start to weep at how you have betrayed your true master, and resolve to only choose one item, as ordered. Oh bums, I missed that... How large is the Christmas Sock? Is it one of those novelty large ones that a man could fit inside?
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Post by blueshift on Sept 11, 2019 17:12:37 GMT
The codpiece is really old and looks like it has been well-used. It is a bit stinky and made of leather.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 11, 2019 20:28:42 GMT
ACTION: use codpiece.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2019 20:37:08 GMT
No! We need to know how big the Christmas Sock is! If it's big enough, WE COULD WEAR IT!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 11, 2019 20:41:51 GMT
I say go for the hat. We can wear it on our head or use it to cover our dangly bits. If you wore a codpiece on your head you'd just look silly.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 11, 2019 20:42:32 GMT
It's too late. I said the ACTION word. When ACTION is said that gives a command for Blueshift to follow.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2019 20:43:53 GMT
What?!?! That's not a rule! The 'ACTION' thing is not a rule! Who said that's a rule?!?!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 11, 2019 20:45:47 GMT
If you have paid attention you will see that from page 1 when ACTION has been said, it has been carried out!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2019 20:50:39 GMT
THIS IS 'COMPUTER TALK'! COMPUTER TALK GUFF! THIS IS DESIGNED TO EXPOSE THE FACT THAT-
I'VE NEVER PLAYED A COMPUTER GAME!!!
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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 9:04:45 GMT
No! We need to know how big the Christmas Sock is! If it's big enough, WE COULD WEAR IT! I will take that as a look command The sock is foot-sized. It is ragged but has no holes, and has a lovely picture of Santa on the side. There is something hard in the toe but you can't tell what it is. I note a ruckus between the forces of Pinwig and Ralph in our next move, are we decided on a course of action?
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Post by Stomski on Sept 12, 2019 9:10:22 GMT
TAKE CHRISTMAS SOCK.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 9:47:01 GMT
You eagerly take the sock. You don't even bother to look at the hat, and the clown consumes it so that its secrets remain unknown. Inside the toe of the sock is a single shiny 5 gold coin.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 12, 2019 9:48:50 GMT
Excellent! Good call, Stom'! What should we spend the money on? Clothes? Having our arm reattached?
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Post by Stomski on Sept 12, 2019 10:32:29 GMT
Don't want to spend it on the Wizard's lecture that's for sure.
I'm not sure Blue would put us into a position where we were stuck, so it probably didn't matter what we took, unless the wrong item damaged us and then we were allowed another attempt.
Is the sock and coin now in our inventory?
TAKE 5 GOLD COIN TAKE BRAIN PIECE INVENTORY
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 12, 2019 10:34:14 GMT
ACTION: Expel Shockprowl from the group for failing to obey orders.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 10:42:01 GMT
Don't want to spend it on the Wizard's lecture that's for sure. I'm not sure Blue would put us into a position where we were stuck, so it probably didn't matter what we took, unless the wrong item damaged us and then we were allowed another attempt. Is the sock and coin now in our inventory? TAKE 5 GOLD COIN TAKE BRAIN PIECE INVENTORY you take the coin and the brain piece INVENTORYPIE CHART METER BRAIN PIECE 5 GOLD CHRISTMAS SOCK
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