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Post by blueshift on Sept 30, 2019 14:44:58 GMT
It has come to my attention that a member of this community (PINWIG) dislikes that cute adorable cats are doing poos in his garden. So in this LEGALLY BINDING POLL we shall discuss this issue. FOR- Cats are adorable and whimsical
- They are fertilising the ground for FREE
- It keeps bears away
- Pinwig gets to look out his window at the little cats frolicking
- The cats don't tell Pinwig where to poo
- If the poo was made out of gold, pinwig wouldn't complain. Is he a hypocrite??
AGAINST- Literally no argument that I can think of.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 30, 2019 15:10:55 GMT
It's like Pinwig hates nature itself.
Disappointing.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 30, 2019 16:12:28 GMT
"Daddy! Daddy! Can we run outside and play joyfully in our lovely safe child-friendly garden that you've carefully and lovingly crafted for us?"
"Yes, of course you can, my little darlings. LET ME JUST CHECK FOR BLOODY CAT SHIT FIRST."
ANTI-SOCIAL ARROGANT BASTARDS.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 30, 2019 16:22:21 GMT
ANTI-SOCIAL ARROGANT BASTARDS. Don't speak about your children that way! Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 30, 2019 16:27:21 GMT
ANTI-SOCIAL ARROGANT BASTARDS. Don't speak about your children that way! Martin AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!BRILLIANT! And, not inaccurate...
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Post by blueshift on Sept 30, 2019 16:49:21 GMT
"Yes, of course you can, my little darlings. LET ME JUST CHECK FOR BLOODY CAT SHIT FIRST." What a kind man Shockprowl is, carefully checking the cat poo for signs of blood in case they are ill!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 30, 2019 16:56:12 GMT
"Yes, of course you can, my little darlings. LET ME JUST CHECK FOR BLOODY CAT SHIT FIRST." What a kind man Shockprowl is, carefully checking the cat poo for signs of blood in case they are ill!! Yeah, 'cos if the cat's ill it'll stop coming 'round... such a shame...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 30, 2019 17:12:53 GMT
Thank goodness your heart is so golden and open to all you will put your medical skills and compassion to use on all and not just the (unfairly) dominant human species.
Wouldn't want your kids to think you were one of those speciest guys or anything. They might start asking difficult questions. And then Dad would no longer be cool.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 30, 2019 18:48:45 GMT
Right. That's it. I've got Blueshift's address. I'm going to shit in his garden and see how he likes it.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 30, 2019 19:15:50 GMT
ESCALATION.
-Ralph
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Post by Bogatan on Sept 30, 2019 19:52:15 GMT
That seems like a lot of effort. Shit in an envelope and post it instead.
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Post by Bogatan on Sept 30, 2019 19:52:49 GMT
If you send it by Hermes they'll probably dump it in the garden for you too.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 30, 2019 19:54:40 GMT
Right. That's it. I've got Blueshift's address. I'm going to shit in his garden and see how he likes it. I don't have a garden
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 30, 2019 19:56:32 GMT
Thank goodness your heart is so golden and open to all you will put your medical skills and compassion to use on all and not just the (unfairly) dominant human species. Wouldn't want your kids to think you were one of those speciest guys or anything. They might start asking difficult questions. And then Dad would no longer be cool. What a load of catshit.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 30, 2019 20:17:43 GMT
That seems like a lot of effort. Shit in an envelope and post it instead. There is a test that men are asked to do to check for a certain health condition that does literally involve the patient sending off some shit in an envelope. -Ralph
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Post by Bogatan on Sept 30, 2019 20:18:54 GMT
Do they all get sent to Blueshift?
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 30, 2019 20:40:53 GMT
Right. That's it. I've got Blueshift's address. I'm going to shit in his garden and see how he likes it. I don't have a garden ;) What's that you say? I can't hear you. I'm too busy eating fibre.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 30, 2019 20:56:25 GMT
I don't have a garden What's that you say? I can't hear you. I'm too busy eating fibre. Right, that's it, I'm hitting the shredded wheat
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 30, 2019 21:20:12 GMT
*reaches for fifth box of liquorice alsorts*
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 30, 2019 21:52:07 GMT
Right. That's it. I've got Blueshift's address. I'm going to shit in his garden and see how he likes it. I don't have a garden A front door perhaps?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 30, 2019 21:53:13 GMT
I am concerned Pinwig is just picking on the cats. Aren't there other animals crapping on his patch too?
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Post by Bogatan on Sept 30, 2019 22:37:47 GMT
Fox poo is really smelly
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 1, 2019 8:53:37 GMT
Yeah, you'd think he'd have more of a problem with that. I guess it is cats and not their poo that is his problem.
But weird to like cat poo, Pinwig.
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 1, 2019 20:08:41 GMT
We can have anything up to five foxes in the garden at the same time but they don't leave any mess. One cat and there's shit everywhere.
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 2, 2019 20:40:38 GMT
Pleased to see one of the hedgehogs scaring a cat out of the garden on last night's wildlife camera footage. I don't even have to pay him.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 2, 2019 20:52:20 GMT
Pleased to see one of the hedgehogs scaring a cat out of the garden on last night's wildlife camera footage. I don't even have to pay him. Yes! Hedgehogs are so cool. Waaaay more personality than cats.
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