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Post by The Doctor on Nov 7, 2019 13:29:16 GMT
My exciting policies will be revealed soon.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 7, 2019 13:44:09 GMT
I see predetermined policies as a limitation of my vision for what the forum could be, and potentially limiting as and when circumstances change. Roughly translated as: I reserve the right to be non-committal and sit on the fence for a while until I work out what people want to hear (Oh that's really good! I'm gonna use that...)
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 7, 2019 13:44:59 GMT
I have an idea of what policies will make for a smooth running Hub, however, I am keen to hear the point of view of voters before giving voice to them. (Oh and that's really good to! Gonna use that...)
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 7, 2019 13:46:30 GMT
I would like the candidates to all answer the 'what is the biggest transformer you can eat' question. This is important for the electorate. (Oh and that's really g- err, actually no...)
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 7, 2019 18:29:16 GMT
POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT.
I shall be TOUGH ON CRIME. TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF CRIME. A swift Trial system will be implemented for all crime!!! The True Friend rules will be more aligned to punishments, thus increasing transparency for Justice.
There will also be an end to ILLEGAL POLLS.
Unlimited cake and sausages (vegen and veg options available) for all. Thanks to carefull balancing of the books these can be paid for without raising Hub Taxes.
The right to reply to any thread at any time will be open for all!
I also PROMISE that Fiendish Feet fans will be welcome here.
There will be an END TO PERSECUTION for non-Siege Jetfire buyers.
Free support from my good friend Sybok for all collector woes.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 7, 2019 18:39:55 GMT
What are the candidate's MANTA Force policies?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 7, 2019 18:43:00 GMT
What are the candidate's MANTA Force policies? I believing in allowing for freedom of choice for Manta Force fans. -Ralph
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Post by Benn on Nov 7, 2019 19:31:14 GMT
But where do you stand on Manta Force? If someone were to, say, gift you a Manta Force item of apparel, what would your reaction be?
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 7, 2019 21:10:49 GMT
There will be an END TO PERSECUTION for non-Siege Jetfire buyers. -Ralph It must be silly season... Doc's talking sense! I like it!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 7, 2019 21:24:58 GMT
But where do you stand on Manta Force? If someone were to, say, gift you a Manta Force item of apparel, what would your reaction be? As an elected politician it would not feel proper to accept gifts of any kind. Should a constituent insist on handing something over of any kind this would of course be passed on to a charitable cause. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 7, 2019 21:26:06 GMT
There will be an END TO PERSECUTION for non-Siege Jetfire buyers. -Ralph It must be silly season... Doc's talking sense! I like it! I hope I can count on your vote, citizen. -Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 7, 2019 21:39:11 GMT
My exciting policies will be revealed soon. -Ralph If this has anything to do with you threatening to drop your pants then you're really going to be in trouble.
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 7, 2019 21:41:19 GMT
Roughly translated as: I reserve the right to be non-committal and sit on the fence for a while until I work out what people want to hear :) Not just me taking a stab at the opposition then, eh? #corbyn #zing #wrongforumforthisnonsense #jokes #notserious I'm not standing! Just clarifying...
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 7, 2019 22:07:38 GMT
But where do you stand on Manta Force? If someone were to, say, gift you a Manta Force item of apparel, what would your reaction be? As an elected politician it would not feel proper to accept gifts of any kind. Should a constituent insist on handing something over of any kind this would of course be passed on to a charitable cause. -Ralph Doc's the early front runner!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 7, 2019 23:15:06 GMT
What are the candidates positions on flushing wet wipes down the loo?
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Post by KnightBeat on Nov 7, 2019 23:49:42 GMT
There will be an END TO PERSECUTION for non-Siege Jetfire buyers. Is this an amnesty on people who have bough Jetfire in other non-Siege lines, or one for people who refuse to buy Siege Jetfire? Also, what is your position on the previous administration's decision to revoke Jetfire's Decepticon citizenship?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2019 7:12:01 GMT
What are the candidates positions on flushing wet wipes down the loo? We adhere to all relevant environmental regulations. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2019 7:13:02 GMT
There will be an END TO PERSECUTION for non-Siege Jetfire buyers. Is this an amnesty on people who have bough Jetfire in other non-Siege lines, or one for people who refuse to buy Siege Jetfire? Also, what is your position on the previous administration's decision to revoke Jetfire's Decepticon citizenship? Jetfire can be a Decepticon is he wants to be. Amnesty for all. -Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 8, 2019 11:41:39 GMT
What are the candidates positions on flushing wet wipes down the loo? We adhere to all relevant environmental regulations. -Ralph A lie! A true Politician!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2019 19:36:59 GMT
I can now reveal my policies. My slogan is:
A happier Hub for a happier Hub.
1. World peace via inexhaustible free energy.
2. Free Prowl figures for all.
3. Free Sentry figures for all.
4. Free Batfleck figures for all.
5. Brutal execution of all owners of Barricade (Puttup!) toys who share the same mold as a Prowl toy, however retooled.
6. Naked Thursdays.
7. Chess Fridays.
8. Naked chess Saturdays.
9. Compulsory CPR lessons FOR ALL.
10. Omega Supreme.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2019 19:40:39 GMT
As I meet point 5 I will not be able to vote for you as I do not wish to be executed.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 8, 2019 21:14:28 GMT
I can now reveal my policies. My slogan is: A happier Hub for a happier Hub.1. World peace via inexhaustible free energy. 2. Free Prowl figures for all. 3. Free Sentry figures for all. 4. Free Batfleck figures for all. 5. Brutal execution of all owners of Barricade (Puttup!) toys who share the same mold as a Prowl toy, however retooled. 6. Naked Thursdays. 7. Chess Fridays. 8. Naked chess Saturdays. 9. Compulsory CPR lessons FOR ALL. 10. Omega Supreme.I would vote twice for you!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 8, 2019 21:42:56 GMT
Can the Hub vote for the anti-scientific nonsense of a man who believes in TV detector vans..?
Or should we vote for Shockprowl? A man who sends out scientifically sound medical vans to save lives?
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2019 21:45:37 GMT
Can the Hub vote for the anti-scientific nonsense of a man who believes in TV detector vans..? Or should we vote for Shockprowl? A man who sends out scientifically sound medical vans to save lives? Yes. Shockprowl wipes his bum more than once! A man of the people!!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2019 21:46:56 GMT
And yet Shockprowl advocates EXECUTION of members of the forum. Do you support capital punishment for merely owning a toy?
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2019 21:50:05 GMT
And yet Shockprowl advocates EXECUTION of members of the forum. Do you support capital punishment for merely owning a toy? -Ralph yes
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2019 21:50:28 GMT
Can the Hub vote for the anti-scientific nonsense of a man who believes in TV detector vans..? Or should we vote for Shockprowl? A man who sends out scientifically sound medical vans to save lives? And all the ambulances would be powered by moon mined helium three powered fusion reactors if I was in charge!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2019 21:52:51 GMT
And how do you plan to mine the moon after YOU HAVE KILLED PEOPLE??
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2019 21:53:41 GMT
Can the Hub vote for the anti-scientific nonsense of a man who believes in TV detector vans..? Or should we vote for Shockprowl? A man who sends out scientifically sound medical vans to save lives? Yes. Shockprowl wipes his bum more than once! A man of the people!! I do wipe more than once.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2019 21:55:42 GMT
And how do you plan to mine the moon after YOU HAVE KILLED PEOPLE?? -Ralph Heh. Oh dear. Well, my Good Friend The Doctor, the percentage of the human race who -ppphhfff!- buy Prowl mold based Barricades (Puttup!) are hilariously small, so, ummmm.... I think we'll be ok thanks for your concern.
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