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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 9, 2019 18:32:51 GMT
Can a man who can't even get the emphasis right be trusted with our Hub?
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 9, 2019 18:58:41 GMT
*Un*likely.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2019 10:35:26 GMT
I am the only sensible choice.
Vote #TheDoctor
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Dec 11, 2019 10:45:35 GMT
"I *am* the only sensible choice", you mean.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 11, 2019 11:00:09 GMT
I am the only sensible choice. Vote #TheDoctor -Ralph I think the voters need to ask "is Ralph a sensible choice?"
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 11, 2019 11:02:11 GMT
Do we have a full list of candidates?
Can we confirm that the sausages will be on the ballot paper?
Who is acting as returning officer and setting up the poll?
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2019 11:54:05 GMT
It needs to someone who can be trusted who is not a candidate.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2019 11:55:00 GMT
I am the only sensible choice. Vote #TheDoctor -Ralph I think the voters need to ask "is Ralph a sensible choice?" I will carry the Hub forward to new (sensible) prosperity. -Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Dec 11, 2019 12:23:25 GMT
Do we have a full list of candidates? Can we confirm that the sausages will be on the ballot paper? Who is acting as returning officer and setting up the poll? I will be the returning officer Candidates are: Ralph Andu Phil Shockprowl M WHO ELSE?? ?? Can all candidates PM me with their MANIFESTO by 11pm tonight.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 11, 2019 12:29:53 GMT
The Sausages?
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2019 12:32:39 GMT
Do we have a full list of candidates? Can we confirm that the sausages will be on the ballot paper? Who is acting as returning officer and setting up the poll? I will be the returning officer Candidates are: Ralph Andu Phil Shockprowl M WHO ELSE?? ?? Can all candidates PM me with their MANIFESTO by 11pm tonight. I cannot as I am busy. My prior Hub words and deeds speak for themselves! -Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Dec 11, 2019 12:38:05 GMT
My prior Hub words and deeds speak for themselves! That literally counts as a manifesto!
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2019 17:48:21 GMT
The manifesto of the Omega Party:
A happier Hub for a happier Hub.
1. World peace via inexhaustible free energy.
2. Free Prowl figures for all.
3. Free Sentry figures for all.
4. Free Batfleck figures for all.
5. Brutal execution of all owners of Barricade (Puttup!) toys who share the same mold as a Prowl toy, however retooled.
6. Naked Thursdays.
7. Chess Fridays.
8. Naked chess Saturdays.
9. Compulsory CPR lessons FOR ALL.
10. Omega Supreme.
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Post by Benn on Dec 11, 2019 18:46:27 GMT
Given my recent enforced absence from the Hub, I feel I am not fit to lead you all in these trying times. I shall return at the next election, fighting fit, footloose and fancy free.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 11, 2019 19:27:44 GMT
The manifesto of the Omega Party: A happier Hub for a happier Hub.1. World peace via inexhaustible free energy. 2. Free Prowl figures for all. 3. Free Sentry figures for all. 4. Free Batfleck figures for all. 5. Brutal execution of all owners of Barricade (Puttup!) toys who share the same mold as a Prowl toy, however retooled. 6. Naked Thursdays. 7. Chess Fridays. 8. Naked chess Saturdays. 9. Compulsory CPR lessons FOR ALL. 10. Omega Supreme.ILLEGAL MANIFESTO!! We were instructed to PM them to Blue. Surely this illegal electioneering should lead to Shockprowl being sanctioned somehow??
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2019 19:29:46 GMT
Why keep one's manifesto secret?
What are you hiding, M...?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 11, 2019 19:47:00 GMT
ILLEGAL MANIFESTO!! We were instructed to PM them to Blue. Surely this illegal electioneering should lead to Shockprowl being sanctioned somehow?? In all cases, the Smite button exists to Sanction. As Acting Returning Officer, Mr Marshall may Sanction both Ralph and Shockprowl as he sees fit.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2019 23:36:39 GMT
Why am I being sanctioned???
-Ralph
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Post by KnightBeat on Dec 11, 2019 23:56:03 GMT
Why keep one's manifesto secret? The manifesto has been published in full. On Ceefax.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 12, 2019 7:36:01 GMT
Why am I being sanctioned??? -Ralph Breakage of election rules,to wit Not sending your Manifesto to Blueshift by PM as instructed. I mean you might as well of not turned up for a televised debate on climate change
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 12, 2019 8:31:58 GMT
Why am I being sanctioned??? -Ralph Breakage of election rules,to wit Not sending your Manifesto to Blueshift by PM as instructed. I mean you might as well of not turned up for a televised debate on climate change The instruction was not sent until late in the day when I literally had no time to do so and Blueshift accepted the reason. No breaches have occured. -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 12, 2019 8:40:08 GMT
Breakage of election rules,to wit Not sending your Manifesto to Blueshift by PM as instructed. I mean you might as well of not turned up for a televised debate on climate change The instruction was not sent until late in the day when I literally had no time to do so and Blueshift accepted the reason. No breaches have occured. -Ralph You have once again demonstrated your complete contempt for the democratic process and the electorate by refusing to properly take apart and should be judged accordingly! The date of the election has been known for AGES so yesterday should have been reserved for last minute campaigning. I managed to comply even though I am poorly!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 12, 2019 8:42:02 GMT
He was able to post here and discuss the matter with Blue... yet somehow not find the time to send a single line manifesto to Blue??
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 12, 2019 8:42:52 GMT
Indeed. Shocking behaviour. JUDGE HIM AT THE BALLOT BOX!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 12, 2019 8:49:42 GMT
Do not listen to this obfuscation and lies from parties without honesty and integrity! Vote #TheDoctor for truth.
Also: I was cooking dinner for my girlfriend.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Dec 12, 2019 8:53:54 GMT
To clarify, the only election day rule is, as per national politics, "no eye- gouging"
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 12, 2019 9:07:00 GMT
Do not listen to this obfuscation and lies from parties without honesty and integrity! Vote #TheDoctor for truth. Also: I was cooking dinner for my girlfriend. -Ralph Truth? Not even your name is your own! And I can believe the girlfriend part, but you, cook..? Lies!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 12, 2019 9:13:53 GMT
To clarify, the only election day rule is, as per national politics, "no eye- gouging" Blueshift is the ultimate authority, not Phil or M, and we must abide by his supreme judgement. -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 12, 2019 9:19:00 GMT
M, reschedule the Burns eye gorging for 10pm
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 12, 2019 9:54:45 GMT
Alas. We will be in bed by then.
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