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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 9, 2023 10:43:20 GMT
A shocking scandal has arisen. M has an UNOPENED ARMADA TIDAL WAVE. Ralph would quite like a minty fresh one. Should M donate his clearly unwanted toy to his chum? It's Christmas! -Ralph Legacy Universe Titan Tidal Wave looks fantastic. Can't decide whether to get it (on sale of course!) or get round to opening my original.. Armada, Micron Legend or Energon? |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 9, 2023 10:45:08 GMT
Armada.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 9, 2023 13:44:17 GMT
You could just give it to me.
*sad face*
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 9, 2023 22:13:28 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 10, 2023 22:52:41 GMT
That looks fantastic. Can't decide whether to get it (on sale of course!) or get round to opening my original.. That's mental. "Do a Pinwig-" no more. |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 10, 2023 22:58:12 GMT
A shocking scandal has arisen. M has an UNOPENED ARMADA TIDAL WAVE. Ralph would quite like a minty fresh one.
Should M donate his clearly unwanted toy to his chum? It's Christmas!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 10, 2023 23:07:33 GMT
That looks fantastic. Can't decide whether to get it (on sale of course!) or get round to opening my original.. That's mental. "Do a Pinwig-" no more. I have mentioned this once or twice. Fortmax is far worse than me for opening toys. I opened FIVE toys this weekend. And four of those were carded! Irrevocable blister removal! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 10, 2023 23:08:09 GMT
Pinwig is a rampant, deranged, package ripping-open MADMAN compared to this... this scoundrel. What an insidious fiend; letting poor Pins take the heat, while he laughs, gorging on his massive unholy unopened stack. Hands drenched in lover's rosey stain.
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 10, 2023 23:16:34 GMT
I'm on the fence here. I see both sides. So clearly. So very very clearly.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 10, 2023 23:30:50 GMT
I have mentioned this once or twice. Fortmax is far worse than me for opening toys. I opened FIVE toys this weekend. And four of those were carded! Irrevocable blister removal! Pinwig. I have been a member of this forum since 2007. I have been a regular poster and dribbler on this most precious forum since that time. I have a professional occupational and professional qualifications. I am also a learned and curious individual and, I would argue in a Court of Law, have an enduring and pressing responsibility to speak. And I speak thus: You are now vindicated, Pinwig.ON BEHALF OF THE HUB, THE PURE, THE RIGHTEOUS, THE CLEAN(ISH), THE SENSIBLE, THE OPENINGETH OF TOYS- I NOW HEREBY DECLARE YOU EMANCIPATED AS THE GUILTY OF THE UNOPENING OF TOYS. YOU DO OK. YOU ARE NOT TOO BAD AT ALL. ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT BUT GENERALLY DOING SOUND. M is the real villain; the darkness within The shadows. THE UNOPENING FIEND OF STAGGERING MAGNITUDE AND MALICIOUSNESS OF FORETHOUGHT.I declare Pinwig free... and what's more: I apologise. A yearning, exhaustive apology unhindered by mitigation. You are an innocent child, shadowed by a most hideous demon. Let us all rejoice in the innocence of The Pinwig. Lay hands upon him. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 10, 2023 23:34:55 GMT
You will learn to fear me Shockprowl.
I still have Beast Wars figures to open.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 10, 2023 23:36:39 GMT
Surely *if* I was to part company with this toy I always intend to open it should be to ToyFu and not Burns?
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 10, 2023 23:41:49 GMT
Don't play the charity card with us, fiend!
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 10, 2023 23:45:39 GMT
monstrous
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 10, 2023 23:53:46 GMT
One or two shandies consumed in the Shockprowl household this evening I feel...
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Post by Bogatan on Dec 11, 2023 7:30:47 GMT
Stay strong M.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 11, 2023 7:44:22 GMT
Don't play the charity card with us, fiend! Charity begins at home, friend! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 11, 2023 7:44:34 GMT
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Post by Stomski on Dec 11, 2023 7:49:50 GMT
Surely *if* I was to part company with this toy I always intend to open it should be to ToyFu and not Burns? Nope, give it to Gav for review. They end up at Toy-Fu that way and we potentially get a TRDQ out of it... Except he already covered Tidal Wave, so Ralph is a good second given that a lot of his culls result in Toy-Fu too. |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2023 10:37:02 GMT
Surely *if* I was to part company with this toy I always intend to open A: You have had over 20 years to open it. B: I would be happy to make a donation to Marys Meals on behalf of Toy-Fu for such an item, of course. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2023 10:40:36 GMT
You will learn to fear me Shockprowl. I still have Beast Wars figures to open. It's worse than that. Do you deny that you have unopened G2 toys from back in the day? -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 11, 2023 12:08:36 GMT
Is this code for "The Fu have a Micron Legend Shockwave they found on Zen Market and would like to ream Ralph for it"? |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 11, 2023 13:07:51 GMT
If he really wanted one and wasn't just about throwing up smokescreens he'd buy from the Man from the Fu.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 11, 2023 13:08:21 GMT
You will learn to fear me Shockprowl. I still have Beast Wars figures to open. It's worse than that. Do you deny that you have unopened G2 toys from back in the day? -Ralph I don't have to deny that. All my G2 toys are open as far as I'm aware. |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2023 13:24:59 GMT
You told me they weren't!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2023 13:25:20 GMT
Is this code for "The Fu have a Micron Legend Shockwave they found on Zen Market and would like to ream Ralph for it"? Nope. Toy-Fu hasn't got one. -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 11, 2023 13:27:48 GMT
.... yet
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2023 14:37:58 GMT
They are stupid money. No chance.
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Dec 11, 2023 18:46:23 GMT
If the toy in its box gives Gavin joy then surely it only makes sense for him to keep it and continue to gain joy from it. Other avenues exist for someone to obtain joy from getting and opening one which do not require a zero-sum calculus here. Surely in pursuit of the greatest good of the greatest number it is logical for Gavin to keep his and for Ralph to buy a different boxed one? This seems the most equitable arrangement to me.
Karl
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 11, 2023 19:37:24 GMT
I think the toy is saying to M "open me, open me" and has been for years causing M an undue amount of stress and worry
Multiply that up by a yet to be determined number of other toys, likewise not opened for decades.....
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