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Post by Pinwig on Feb 15, 2016 21:34:08 GMT
Right, my contribution to the fanzine is going to be to do the letters page, but Blueshift thinks it would be better if the letters were genuine. I haven't settled on a good pun related name for it yet (did we have Jaw Ache? Jaw Breakers? Jaw Ache sounds pretty good) but this is the thread in which to ask Jawbone Rock Lords related questions! The best may see your name in print with a suitably sarcastic appreciative answer!
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Post by blueshift on Feb 15, 2016 21:46:03 GMT
Right, my contribution to the fanzine is going to be to do the letters page, but Blueshift thinks it would be better if the letters were genuine. I haven't settled on a good pun related name for it yet (did we have Jaw Ache? Jaw Breakers? Jaw Ache sounds pretty good) but this is the thread in which to ask Jawbone Rock Lords related questions! The best may see your name in print with a suitably sarcastic appreciative answer! Dear Jawbone. I love Rock Lords, my favourite Rock Lord is Tombstone because in my head he has laser eyes. Here is my question: Where do baby Rock Lords come from? And how do you know the rocks you are eating are not babies? Matt Marshall age 32 1/2 |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 15, 2016 21:51:55 GMT
Obvious innit? Somewhere there's a giant mutant volcano spewing out balls of molton lava that cool to form Rock Lords!
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 15, 2016 22:44:19 GMT
The truth will be revealed in print!
More questions!
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Post by Rich on Feb 15, 2016 22:45:27 GMT
Dear Rock Lord,
So how do you feel about Ludo (from Labyrinth)?
And: are you trolls?
Yours sedimentarily,
Rich
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Post by The Huff on Feb 15, 2016 23:01:47 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
Are you related to the Rockbiters from Never Ending Story? Also what rock music do you like listening to?
And lastly, do I receive a free Bandai Rock Lord toy if my letter is printed? The Transformers comic always sends people toys so I think you should too.
Yours sincerely stoned
Matt Dallas
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Post by Kingoji on Feb 15, 2016 23:51:59 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
Were you in the film? I never heard of you.
Ed P
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 16, 2016 7:57:28 GMT
Dear Rock Lords What have I ever done to you? Wile E. Coyote    |
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Post by blueshift on Feb 16, 2016 8:08:49 GMT
Martin you are beautiful.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 16, 2016 8:16:28 GMT
Martin you are beautiful. Rock Lords vs Wile E. Coyote: The Movie Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 16, 2016 18:22:40 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
Why?
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 16, 2016 19:03:53 GMT
These are going to take some thinking about to answer!
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Post by Benn on Feb 20, 2016 14:43:12 GMT
Ear Jibnow
Why Narlies, man? Why?
You don't understand. I've seen some stones, man. Stones that'll turn you white.
Yrs,
Benn. (Ms.)
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 20, 2016 22:14:23 GMT
Dear Jawbone.
Do Rock Lords have cross-overs with Transformers? How large are Rock Lords compared to Cybertronians? What would the interaction be like? Do the good and evil factions of each race share similar goals?
Thank you.
Sir Ian Huntingdon-Smythe, fourth Earl of Chichester.
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Post by KnightBeat on Feb 21, 2016 13:24:40 GMT
Dear Jawbone, You are my favourite rock warrior! I hope to become as evil as you when I grow up. For my birthday, I dressed up as your mighty self and floated around the room. I enclose a picture of my cosplay outfit.  Yours, Unicron (age 5 3/4) |
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Post by chrisl on Feb 23, 2016 11:44:52 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
While I agree with your claim that wearable products could be at the heart of the connected home, enabling the so-called 'Internet of Things,' or as defined by your CEO and co-founder Hosain Rahman, 'the Internet of me', I have been experiencing a number of issues with my recently purchased bluetooth headset....
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Post by blueshift on Feb 24, 2016 21:59:48 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
One of my friends said that rocks hibernate, but I think he is lying and is going to hell forever. Do rocks hibernate or is Satan sharpening his pitchfork?
Love
Matt
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 24, 2016 22:11:19 GMT
What a fascinating question!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 28, 2016 9:49:32 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
Can you explain why Rock 'N Roll music does not feature any actual rocks? Surely this is against the Trade Description Act?
-Leader-1, aboard the space prison of doom.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 28, 2016 9:53:12 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
Do you agree that Dr Alban's classic poptastic hit song 'It's my life' must always be followed by Haddaway's astonishing tour-de-force 'What is love?' in order of listening? Please show your working with complex mathematics.
-Seal, who sang that one song.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 28, 2016 9:56:08 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
In the astounding 1980 Disney motion picture 'The Black Hole', a giant space rock comes crashing through the big spaceship near the end before everyone is sucked through the black hole into hell where the evil robot Maximillian rules supreme. Please explain the theological implications of this.
-The Pope.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 28, 2016 10:06:41 GMT
Dear Jawbone,
When will the Broccoli Lords rise?
-Farmer Giles of Ham
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 28, 2016 10:15:01 GMT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 28, 2016 10:15:55 GMT
I'm going to have to be selective here. There is only one letters page!
I was going to do this yesterday, then the internet broke and I lost the day trying to fix it.
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Post by inflatabledalek on Jun 4, 2016 17:35:01 GMT
Dear Jawbone;
Has the Rocklord with two heards (I don't care what he's called. Probably Sicks and Stones or some other dual pun) ever met Rack'N'Ruin from Transformers? Are they related?
Yours, I. Dalek.
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