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CHESS!
May 28, 2022 21:50:36 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on May 28, 2022 21:50:36 GMT
Escalation!
-Ralph
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CHESS!
May 28, 2022 21:56:35 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on May 28, 2022 21:56:35 GMT
I feel I have the physique necessary for chess boxing. Shockers is getting a slap.
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 9:23:54 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 9:23:54 GMT
The chess boxing has spurred me into action. I'm very tempted to take your queen, but losing mine right now will leave me with very little left to do. So I'll try Pawn b4 And now, I need to belt you in the face. *Spits into a bucket* Ok, champ' let's see what ya got. Nice trunks, by the way. Pawn on c5 takes pawn on B4, check.
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Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 9:36:24 GMT
I so wish you'd been on the call last night Shockers. The chess boxing was a live stream from twitch. We needed your expert commentary on the chess because the bloke doing it looked like someone had a gun at his head. He really did not want to be there.
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 9:49:10 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 9:49:10 GMT
Only two possible moves again! If I take that knight I'll end up in all sorts of trouble, so
King takes pawn B4.
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 10:40:51 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on May 29, 2022 10:40:51 GMT
I enjoyed the very polite ring invasion at the end of the chessboxing.
-Ralph
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May 29, 2022 10:43:38 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 10:43:38 GMT
Only two possible moves again! If I take that knight I'll end up in all sorts of trouble, so King takes pawn B4. You have a good eye, Pins! You look beyond the first move! Yes indeed; King takes Knight, Rook d8 checkmate. Queen b2, check.
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 11:05:42 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 11:05:42 GMT
This can't go on much longer!
King a4
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 11:29:30 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 11:29:30 GMT
Pawn b5, check
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Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 12:09:20 GMT
Every time you post I expect you to say check mate and I've missed something. I'm out at the mo. Next move later.
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May 29, 2022 12:33:06 GMT
Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 29, 2022 12:33:06 GMT
Careful, the elephants are Pinwig's bodyguards. Martin
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May 29, 2022 12:35:50 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 12:35:50 GMT
Careful, the elephants are Pinwig's bodyguards. Martin I know, that's why I got the nice trunks comment in early so they don't beat me up when I win...
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May 29, 2022 13:38:36 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on May 29, 2022 13:38:36 GMT
COME ON, THE PINWIGGGHHH!!!
-Ralph
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 13:47:26 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 13:47:26 GMT
Every time you post I expect you to say check mate and I've missed something. I'm out at the mo. Next move later. Are you out out, or just out? Are you aat? Or are you aat aat?
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Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 13:53:39 GMT
Hello. Yorkshireman trying to do a London accent comedy.
No. Visiting the parentals, drinking a nice sauvignon and sitting in my bedroom looking at all the parts of my life that don't fit in my own house due to excessive levels of toy buying. Pulling everything in my life together in one place is becoming an unobtainable goal.
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 15:51:56 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 15:51:56 GMT
I do consider myself lucky in that, when compared most of you guys, my darling cyber-chums, I have a very narrow field of interest. I have many other hobbies and interests, as we all do, but there's only so many, for example, books on Prussia that one feels one needs. Over the last five or six years I have had a conscious cull; reflecting on what I am actually really interested in, an cut out the rest. Another example: I sold off my G.I.Joe 25th figures. I like G.I.Joe/Action Force, it gives me a nostalgasm, but I can admire it from afar. Having the extension and having kids helps focus the mind as well: ya can't spend what ya don't got. Piggin' kids and their new shoes....
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May 29, 2022 16:08:33 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 16:08:33 GMT
Surely this must finish in the next few moves. If I move my king to the only spot it can move to, you go a3 with the queen and I then need to go a4 with my queen to block and then I think you take my queen, check mate. That's me thinking after a bottle of wine. So I'm going to go pawn takes pawn b5 on the grounds that even if that does lead to a mate just as quickly, there is no other option.
pawn takes pawn b5.
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May 29, 2022 16:28:21 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 16:28:21 GMT
Never play chess on an empty stomach, I say.
Queen takes pawn on b4, check.
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 16:33:49 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 16:33:49 GMT
b5 you mean?
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CHESS!
May 29, 2022 16:35:14 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 16:35:14 GMT
Sorry, yes, b5. Fuck you, auto-correct.
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May 29, 2022 16:37:04 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 16:37:04 GMT
bollocks to your damn knight
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May 29, 2022 16:39:31 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 16:39:31 GMT
King a3. Only move I can make I think.
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May 29, 2022 16:41:05 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 16:41:05 GMT
knight c2 i'm guessing?
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May 29, 2022 16:41:57 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 16:41:57 GMT
My heart is pounding in my chest!
Rook a6, check.
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May 29, 2022 16:42:32 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 16:42:32 GMT
No, your Queen can take that.
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May 29, 2022 16:45:46 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 16:45:46 GMT
Oh, the rook. See, I don't see quite far enough. So I can only do queen a4, then it's...
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May 29, 2022 16:46:25 GMT
Post by Pinwig on May 29, 2022 16:46:25 GMT
No, your Queen can take that. but then your pawn would take my queen. I wasn't even looking at the rook.
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May 29, 2022 16:53:39 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 16:53:39 GMT
No, your Queen can take that. but then your pawn would take my queen. I wasn't even looking at the rook. I'm not interested in your Queen, only... YOUR KING! Yes your only move is to block the Rook check with Queen a4.
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May 29, 2022 16:56:59 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 16:56:59 GMT
Oh, the rook. See, I don't see quite far enough. So I can only do queen a4, then it's... After Queen a4 I think the Knight should have the glory: Knight c2, checkmate.
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May 29, 2022 16:57:39 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2022 16:57:39 GMT
But your Knight on g6 is still standing!
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