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Post by The Doctor on Mar 27, 2017 17:12:47 GMT
In light of his actions as Fhil while real Phil was away, I HEREBY PUT BLUESHIFT ON TRIAL ONCE AGAIN.
THE CHARGE: TREASON!!!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Mar 27, 2017 17:27:33 GMT
I feel like you need to start a new thread!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 27, 2017 17:38:07 GMT
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Post by blueshift on Mar 27, 2017 17:53:28 GMT
Let me introduce my lawyer, Shockprowl
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 27, 2017 19:04:43 GMT
Shockprowl works for me for did I not give him a moon of Planet Zero?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 27, 2017 20:15:44 GMT
But Blue' plays me at chess....
But then there was the song....
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 27, 2017 20:30:24 GMT
Captain Shockprowl, report to the Prosecution.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 27, 2017 20:38:32 GMT
Hmmm... I think I'm gonna have to sit on the fence on this one....
I'll sell the souvenir mugs and t-shirts outside the court building.
Oh! And those big foam fingers!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 27, 2017 20:42:00 GMT
That is not how justice works.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 27, 2017 20:46:11 GMT
*pokes Doc' with a big foam finger*
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Post by blueshift on Mar 27, 2017 21:10:51 GMT
*pokes Doc' with a big foam finger* Your honour, I call for a mistrial!
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Post by Toph on Mar 28, 2017 1:40:39 GMT
I am happy to volunteer for jury duty.
And I just want it to be known that yes, I can be bought!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 28, 2017 5:44:08 GMT
*pokes Doc' with a big foam finger* Your honour, I call for a mistrial! Yeah! When the proper trial is over and the accused has been sentenced, let's have a mistrial! Sounds like fun. Mind you, I hear the size of the packets may be decreasing by up to 15% post-Brexit. Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2017 7:15:35 GMT
Jury: report!
-Ralph
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Post by Toph on Mar 28, 2017 7:19:32 GMT
Doctor, there is a 50% increase in tetrion particles!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2017 7:38:55 GMT
That won't help Blueshift.
THE CRIME: TREASON AGAINST THE HUB.
I put it to you that when in charge of the Hub, Blushift impuned Hubber rights by imprisoning them in a Security Kitchen! Furthermore, he built a wall to keep out lurkers!!! He also claimed to be Phil.
GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 28, 2017 9:08:25 GMT
These McCarthyesque witchhunts need to stop Burns.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2017 9:19:27 GMT
Charged are only levied against the criminal scum!!!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 29, 2017 21:17:09 GMT
I feel your definition of criminal is flawed at best.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 29, 2017 21:18:11 GMT
Are you the defence counsel?
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 29, 2017 21:23:54 GMT
I am the authority that is above yours.
Andy
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Post by blueshift on Mar 29, 2017 21:26:54 GMT
I have kept silent to let Ralph make his case. Now I may make mine by rebuking each of Ralph's points. While Phil was off, I think I did a WONDERFUL and thankless job in being our spiritual leader. - I did a top 5 clue that was good, and also I did the top 5 that Phil wanted and not what I personally wanted to do (I wanted to do 'top 5 Transformers that look a bit rude' but I didn't want to upset Phil as he is a good friend.
- I built a wall to keep out Sensorites, not lurkers. And it was a publically votable wall! And it was on my manifesto list!
- Not only did I not keep out lurkers, but far more lurkers posted during that week than ever before! True, two were sales posts but it's still true!
- During week of no-Phil, Back-Up Phil gains the spirit of Phil, much like Steel in Return of Superman
- The need for the Security Kitchen was due to naughtyness. Kitchens are lovely places. I am sure you have a kitchen. And a secure kitchen is good too. No-one was imprisoned there, but I feel the looming threat helped salve crisis. And our right learned friend Ralph heaped praise upon Andy's similar Laundry Jail
In summary I did an excellent job despite being attacked by mean and jelly Ralph from the first instant. In fact I feel I did such a good job that Ralph's mod powers should be stripped and given to me, preferably via that chamber from Superman 2
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 29, 2017 21:30:08 GMT
*applause*
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Post by Toph on Mar 30, 2017 4:23:40 GMT
As no one has attempted to buy me off, I must say that I cannot yet figure out how to deliver a verdict on this in a way that benefits me most.
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Post by Toph on Mar 30, 2017 4:59:25 GMT
As Juror, I am officially hung.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2017 8:17:46 GMT
Blueshift lies! I did not approve of the Laundry jail. And see how his evil manifests in threats against the prosecution! He is....Bluetrumpshift! With his own words, he proclaims himself even more unfit to be free!
GUILTY!
GUILTY!
GUILTY!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Mar 30, 2017 8:32:02 GMT
Is this where we start chanting 'LOCK HIM UP'?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2017 8:39:31 GMT
Not until the sentence is announced.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 30, 2017 18:57:10 GMT
Is this where we start chanting 'LOCK HIM UP'? Yes, but which one?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2017 21:19:18 GMT
The vote is tied three ways!
THIS MEANS IT IS DOWN TO ME TO MAKE THE FINAL JUDGEMENT!!!
-Ralph
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