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Post by Pinwig on Jul 16, 2018 19:24:18 GMT
WHAT.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 16, 2018 19:27:25 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 16, 2018 19:35:29 GMT
Do not trust the Doctor! Do not trust! Do not trust!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 17, 2018 19:31:28 GMT
Napolean's todger was sold in an auction, you know. -Ralph No it wasn't, you silly Doctor.
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Post by Baron B of Triple B on Jul 17, 2018 19:38:30 GMT
More importantly, can you still get peanut Yorkies?
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 17, 2018 20:16:43 GMT
Napolean's todger was sold in an auction, you know. -Ralph No it wasn't, you silly Doctor. Go look it up. The debate rages. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 17, 2018 20:17:17 GMT
More importantly, can you still get peanut Yorkies? They are gone from this reality. -Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 18, 2018 7:48:51 GMT
Like Spiras and Mint Wispas. And Flake Dipped. Sad times. You can still buy Topics though. Right, Doc??
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 18, 2018 11:47:08 GMT
Yup!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 18, 2018 19:35:49 GMT
Yuk. Mint and chocolate is DISGUSTING.
Topics RULE though.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 19, 2018 6:49:29 GMT
You are only half right.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 20, 2018 15:58:08 GMT
Yuk. Mint and chocolate is DISGUSTING. Topics RULE though. We love After Eights, but not the strange mutant version Pinwig found. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 22, 2018 9:37:09 GMT
Had to renew bus pass at corner shop as had forgotten to go to travel shop on Friday so I had to buy rolls.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 22, 2018 12:17:22 GMT
But... but... bus pass! Surely that should count as your transaction??
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 22, 2018 12:28:17 GMT
No! The Man judges you if you don't buy something from his shop!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 22, 2018 15:33:15 GMT
You bought your bus pass! Weak fool! I shall train you better next month when you visit.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 22, 2018 16:48:19 GMT
Had to renew bus pass at corner shop as had forgotten to go to travel shop on Friday so I had to buy rolls. -Ralph What kind of rolls? Bread rolls? Sausage rolls? Toilet tolls? Egg rolls? Cheese rolls? Waitaminute, 'rolls' is sometimes what they call cannabis smokes...
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 22, 2018 16:58:49 GMT
Rolls! Rolls you eat! I put cheese in them for lunch.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 22, 2018 17:19:43 GMT
Ah, you mean baps.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 22, 2018 17:27:05 GMT
They call them 'muffins' here. Or barms in Blackpool.
None of them should have cheese or cannabis in them.
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 22, 2018 18:00:02 GMT
Nine cannabis muffins?!?!
What kind of English breakfast is that?!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 22, 2018 18:11:36 GMT
No they are called 'rolls'. Baps are different baked goods. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 22, 2018 18:12:31 GMT
They call them 'muffins' here. Or barms in Blackpool. Nine of them should have cheese or cannabis in them. No, muffins are a different baked good. I would also like to state for the record that Burns has *nowt* to do with cannabis! -Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 22, 2018 20:07:21 GMT
What you and I call muffins locals here call them 'American Muffins'. An unusual people.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 22, 2018 20:08:02 GMT
Nine cannabis muffins?!?! What kind of English breakfast is that?! None!! Not nine!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 22, 2018 20:08:44 GMT
What you and I call muffins locals here call them 'American Muffins'. An unusual people. That's mad. American Muffins are an entirely different thing! -Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 22, 2018 20:39:54 GMT
Be careful if Mrs M offers you a muffin.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 22, 2018 20:49:05 GMT
The only true Muffin is Muffin The Mule.
-Ralph
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Post by Baron B of Triple B on Jul 22, 2018 21:35:52 GMT
Who calls a roll a muffin? Bap I've heard, but it's wrong. We refer to something else as baps in Glasgow. Barm I've heard, as ridiculous as it is.
A roll is a bread roll, an English muffin is a muffin, an American Muffin is a cake.
As an aside, I was surprised to find Greggs call it a roll throughout the UK. I liked not having to ask for a bap.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 22, 2018 21:40:03 GMT
I hate to learn a whole new dialect when I moved here.
Tea towels are 'pot towels' apparently.
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