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Post by Bogatan on Nov 6, 2018 22:06:11 GMT
How about removing the underpants, or at least pulling them up enough to see, the fire wont do much good if we dont.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 6, 2018 22:17:15 GMT
Aw man, are the pants still on our head?! Come on guys!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 6, 2018 22:18:34 GMT
Aw man, are the pants still on our head?! Come on guys! NEVER REMOVE ARMOUR IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 6, 2018 22:23:42 GMT
IT'S PANTS!!!
IT'S JUST PANTS!!!
THIS IS TEARING US APART!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 6, 2018 22:29:16 GMT
Soooo... If we're setting fire to the thing we're chained to, how do we not burn alive? We need to search the room to find what there is to start a fire.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 6, 2018 22:30:43 GMT
Soooo... If we're setting fire to the thing we're chained to, how do we not burn alive? We need to search the room to find what there is to start a fire. But we need to start a fire to get light to see with |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 6, 2018 22:32:20 GMT
Aw man, are the pants still on our head?! Come on guys! NEVER REMOVE ARMOUR IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO Well there is a pile of clothes in the room don't forget. Does that count as removed armour? |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 6, 2018 22:32:58 GMT
Soooo... If we're setting fire to the thing we're chained to, how do we not burn alive? We need to search the room to find what there is to start a fire. But we need to start a fire to get light to see with ...or look for a light switch. |
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Post by Bogatan on Nov 6, 2018 22:36:26 GMT
Soooo... If we're setting fire to the thing we're chained to, how do we not burn alive? We need to search the room to find what there is to start a fire. But we need to start a fire to get light to see with If we burn the pants while they are still covering our eyes not only will we not be able to see our heads will be on fire. This is a flawed plan. Can we turn the matress part of the bed in to a cape? |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 6, 2018 22:39:39 GMT
AND FLY OUT THE WINDOW?!?!?!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 6, 2018 22:44:12 GMT
But we need to start a fire to get light to see with ...or look for a light switch. Likely to be a trap, let's not risk it |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Nov 6, 2018 22:44:41 GMT
Good point - you need to check to see if you have any superpowers. For all you know, you could be the Human Torch with amnesia!
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 6, 2018 22:46:50 GMT
AND BE ABLE TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW!!!!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 6, 2018 22:52:48 GMT
Good point - you need to check to see if you have any superpowers. For all you know, you could be the Human Torch with amnesia! Martin Good iidea Martin If we are the human torch, then the fire won't hurt us. An excellent test! |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 6, 2018 23:11:55 GMT
I'm beginning to suspect Blueshift might be a plant.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 6, 2018 23:41:47 GMT
What, like a house-plant? A fern or... what were those 'cheese plants' our parents used to have...?
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Post by blueshift on Nov 6, 2018 23:55:00 GMT
What, like a house-plant? A fern or... what were those 'cheese plants' our parents used to have...? I'm not a vervoid! I am the only one of us making decisive decisions. Also I am an expert at games like this. Shockprowl doesn't even know how to start a fire!! |
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Post by Stomski on Nov 7, 2018 7:17:00 GMT
Not gonna lie, you're not making the progress I'd hoped.
Let's hope the planning I've done for future puzzles isn't for naught and you actually get out of this room eventually.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 7, 2018 7:45:57 GMT
Ok. Have we actually tried the door yet?
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 7, 2018 7:48:27 GMT
What, like a house-plant? A fern or... what were those 'cheese plants' our parents used to have...? I'm not a vervoid! I am the only one of us making decisive decisions. Also I am an expert at games like this. Shockprowl doesn't even know how to start a fire!! Well you say that, but all you seem to have achieved is putting pants on your head, breaking up a camp bed, and invent a new and unusual way of masturbating. |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 7, 2018 9:28:13 GMT
Not gonna lie, you're not making the progress I'd hoped. Let's hope the planning I've done for future puzzles isn't for naught and you actually get out of this room eventually. :c So it sounds like we must escape from the room. If it is a PUZZLE then I have the solution: We cut the bed in half. Two halves make a whole. We climb through the hole and escape. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 7, 2018 13:14:19 GMT
Not gonna lie, you're not making the progress I'd hoped. Let's hope the planning I've done for future puzzles isn't for naught and you actually get out of this room eventually. :c So it sounds like we must escape from the room. If it is a PUZZLE then I have the solution: We cut the bed in half. Two halves make a whole. We climb through the hole and escape. Err, yeah, you're fired. Like the dominant mind in a Gestalt, I AM TAKING CONTROL. We need to actually try the door. But, let's get dressed first please. |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 7, 2018 13:55:36 GMT
Don't come crying to me when it turns out the door handle was electric
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 7, 2018 21:54:39 GMT
Much as setting ourselves on fire while windmilling our mighty wang is thoroughly entertaining, we should be covering the basics. I would like to investigate the window before we try the door just to see if it's barred or if there is anything outside.
Checkov's Gun - we've been told the room has a window so we need to find out why we need to know that. We've also ignored the clothes - is there anything in the pockets? We can't get a shirt on while cuffed but we can investigate them.
Check pockets
Look out of the window.
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Post by Stomski on Nov 8, 2018 8:29:35 GMT
Check pockets Look out of the window.
You gaze out of the window, but instead of anything outside related, all you see is the dark out of focus insides of your nether garments.
A shiver as it gets colder still and you start to feel weak.Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | None |
Current Score: 0/250
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2018 8:48:06 GMT
Fucking hell!
LET'S TAKE THE PANTS OFF OUR HEAD ALREADY!!!
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Post by Stomski on Nov 8, 2018 9:12:05 GMT
A portal to the realm of the Devil opens in front of you. Whilst you are now feeling warmer and the risk of hypothermia gone, the sense of dread you feel makes you claw at your skin and pull the pants from your head, revealing horrors before you you could not previously imagine. Still, you've come this far, and are after all dressed for it, so you proceed to make sweet, sweet love to the portal. The inferno before you engulfs your body and your soul is tormented until the end of time.
GAME OVER Final Score: 0/250 RELOADING FROM SAVE POINT LOADING COMPLETE You are alone in a room, you are wearing Transformers pants on your head. A folded camp bed is shackled to your wrist. Behind you is a door, in front a window. A pile of clothes is in the corner. You are too cold.Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | None |
Current Score: 0/250 LET'S TAKE THE PANTS OFF OUR HEAD ALREADY!!!
The light from the window is enough for you to see.
You start to feel drowsy from the cold.Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | None |
Current Score: 0/250
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 12:57:40 GMT
Yeah nice one Shockprowl, that was certainly better than my suggestions! I feel you have learned your lesson that I am wisest. Without a suitable storage container, you elect to put them back on the conventional way. Whoa whoa whoa calm down Stomski. No-one said that we put the pants back on, don't make choices for us! Pants stay off and go straight into the inventory in case they come in useful. I would like to LOOK at room as apparently we've not done that yet and LOOK out window |
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Post by Stomski on Nov 8, 2018 14:02:30 GMT
Pants stay off and go straight into the inventory in case they come in useful. LOOK at room as apparently we've not done that yet LOOK out window
Looking out of the window the first thing that strikes you is the colour of the night sky. Not a deep dark blue as expected, but a purple through orange haze. You look to the sky and see the moon... A comforting site after whatever it was that you've been through. You look around the sky and what you see is something that you really weren't expecting... a second moon. This must be Earth, right?
You look around to the horizon, there's a glow in the distance and you can make out the faint outline of what you guess is a city. Between that and you though... Not a lot. It's not quite a desert, but certainly an inhospitable environment to be sure. To the left of the window you see some kind of vehicle. It's roughly motor bike in shape, but strangely has no wheels, just flat panels and some sort of vent system. To the right you can see some kind of main entrance to whatever building you're in. Further around the wall, near the door there's something that you'd assess at this distance is a crowbar. A few feet from the window on the ground something glints in the moons' light on the floor.
Location Discovered: Remote courtyard (+1 point)
Standing by the window, the coldness is starting to become unbearable. Your breath has slowed and your skin has started to turn red. You also appear to have caught something's attention. Shapes in the distance start moving...Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 1/250
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 14:20:38 GMT
Standing by the window, the coldness is starting to become unbearable. Your breath has slowed and your skin has started to turn red. You also appear to have caught something's attention. Shapes in the distance start moving... Okay, it's become clear that we need to start a fire to keep ourselves warm. Let us TAKE wooden shelves Then let us RUB wooden shelves against each other to start a fire on the camp bed. Let's also TAKE whatever shiny thing is on the floor. |
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