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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 19, 2019 18:03:48 GMT
I enter more evidence against Ralph.
- He visited and I found my house up for sale.
- He visited again and our car refused to start thus putting two library class visits at risk and potentially upsetting 60-70 small children as well as delaying Mrs M from getting to work.
Is there no end to his villainy??
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2019 18:16:05 GMT
I did not cause these events.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 19, 2019 20:09:53 GMT
Your denial fools nobody but yourself.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 19, 2019 20:17:43 GMT
Is there no end to his villainy?? No. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 19, 2019 20:50:09 GMT
Whilst it is true THE DOCOTOR has committed many crimes -COMBINER WAR ANIMATION FUCK YOU DOC' I'LL NEVER FORGET- I, a person of sound mind and disposablition believe -IN THIS CASE ONLY- The Docotor is... NOT GUILTY...
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2019 22:22:27 GMT
How did I put M's house on sale? How did I knacker the car?
I have visited at other times and nothing bad happened!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 19, 2019 22:53:38 GMT
We only have your word for that...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 20, 2019 7:31:29 GMT
So he is saying he can willingly choose when to inflict damage? GUILTY.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 26, 2019 23:46:57 GMT
More evidence today! In fact he was so fiendish he even corrupted my neighbourhood before he arrived.
Remember that he tried to sell my house a few weeks ago. Then last week he broke our car and today I stepped outside my front door to go to work to find a gentleman lying unconscious in front of my house with his head bashed in. Blood everywhere.
The Curse of Burns. The Curse of Burns!
(We must've been 'out of the area' still for Shockprowl as he did not come to help.)
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 27, 2019 7:34:52 GMT
Did you check The Docktor's victim's airway whilst maintaining adequate C-spine control? Or did you rifle through his pockets for cash and smokes?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 27, 2019 10:21:31 GMT
His friends made sure they got his smokes and booze.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 27, 2019 10:27:11 GMT
Crap.
Joy's Dad finally been taken down to surgery this morning after many delays and cancellations..
BURNS IS STILL HERE!!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 27, 2019 14:02:29 GMT
Yup and currently enjoying a burger meal.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 27, 2019 15:53:19 GMT
No news yet. Stuart better be OK...
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 27, 2019 15:55:40 GMT
I'm sure he's fine!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 27, 2019 15:57:34 GMT
You'd better hope so. He gave you chocolate last night and this is how you (maybe) repay him!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 27, 2019 21:37:45 GMT
Literally within minutes of Ralph departing Manchester today I received the news my father-in-law was moved to recovery.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 27, 2019 22:11:45 GMT
You'd make a good paramedic, M.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 27, 2019 22:17:07 GMT
Literally within minutes of Ralph departing Manchester today I received the news my father-in-law was moved to recovery. I departed at 16:45. -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 28, 2019 8:09:01 GMT
Exactly!!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2019 10:05:38 GMT
These events are not connected.
What will happen during next week's visit??
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Mar 29, 2019 14:03:58 GMT
The poll has confirmed Ralph as traitor general. What punishment awaits?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 29, 2019 15:16:59 GMT
He must eat a Five Guys burger. No chips.
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