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Post by Pinwig on Jan 12, 2019 0:48:04 GMT
Why have I got to be hidden?!
I'll be outside the window pretending to clean it but actually spying in janitorial fashion.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 0:54:35 GMT
You have to be hidden 'cos you're CRAZY! CRAZZZYYYYY!!!!!
But it's YOU, YOU, who save us all when it turns out The Urzu band The Max are VAMPIRES!!! You help ....K.... The Bearded Man (a well known Slayer) take them down and replace them with-
THE STOMSKI-BEAT!
Boomsh Bftt! Boomsh boomsh Bftt!
Boomsh Bftt! Wicky wicky Whaa!
(I'm beat-boxing, incase it isn't obvious....)
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Post by blueshift on Jan 12, 2019 0:54:50 GMT
Why have I got to be hidden?! I'll be outside the window pretending to clean it but actually spying in janitorial fashion. If Phil spots Pinwig, we will be banished from polite society! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 12, 2019 8:50:19 GMT
The sun has got his hat on,
Hip hip hooray! /singing
I like think I am the bartender too. Shockprowl has clearly had enough to drink. Oooorrrll right, get outta me pub!!
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Post by Benn on Jan 12, 2019 10:39:17 GMT
I and my band are one season villains?
Better than nothing, I suppose.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 12, 2019 10:46:58 GMT
On drums .... King Ghidorah!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 12, 2019 10:47:12 GMT
There is always the chance to become a series regular.
And the band played on...
Which episode reveals Nick as the proprietor of the toy shop?
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Post by Llama God on Jan 12, 2019 11:27:32 GMT
I have a bar? This could be catastrophic.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 11:37:01 GMT
I and my band are one season villains? Better than nothing, I suppose. It's a major twist! A huge plot shocker! It'll go down as a CULT CLASSIC! Everyone will remember what they were doing when they found out URZU FROM BIG PHIL THEORY IS A VAMPIRE!!! And it's he that has been pulling everyone's strings all along! |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 12, 2019 11:37:05 GMT
Where everybody knows your name.... |
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Post by Llama God on Jan 12, 2019 11:37:58 GMT
Where everybody knows your name.... Well I should bloody hope they do. It's on the sign above the door and everything. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 11:40:00 GMT
There is always the chance to become a series regular. And the band played on... Don't worry Phil, Doc',K The Bearded Man, and Crazy Janitor save you from the Urzu Vampires. Unfortunately the experience sends you MAD and you have to be locked away. It's a tear-jerking moment! |
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Post by Benn on Jan 12, 2019 11:40:28 GMT
There is always the chance to become a series regular. And the band played on... Which episode reveals Nick as the proprietor of the toy shop? Nick's the guy who sell the travel tickets. Hilarity ensues. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 11:41:03 GMT
Which episode reveals Nick as the proprietor of the toy shop? What a roaringly good idea! A shop that sells toys, and.... ....other things.... |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 14:10:30 GMT
Anyway, guys! We're spending too much time talking about plot twists, story arcs, and supporting characters. We need to talk about-
OUR STARS!
BIG PHIL AND THE DOC'!
What would it actually be like? Would they be like Joey and Chandler in Friends?
...or Eddie and Richy in Bottom...
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 12, 2019 14:21:43 GMT
Or Bert and Ernie in Sesame Street.
Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 12, 2019 14:50:28 GMT
Being the Big Phil Theory I was thinking more Leonard and Sheldon.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 16:19:14 GMT
Nah. Too predictable. Eddie and Richie I reckon.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 12, 2019 16:21:23 GMT
In which case, who is The Gas Man?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 16:23:36 GMT
Karlos.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 12, 2019 16:37:02 GMT
You do know what happens to The Gas Man in Bottom? Why would we do that to The Kaptain?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 16:40:07 GMT
Oh I do. BIG Bottom fan.
Karlos can take it. He's a Stunt Karlos.
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 12, 2019 17:05:56 GMT
Let us not take this out of context. ... Oh, go on then. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 18:04:58 GMT
I LIKE BIG BUTTS I CAN'T DENY!
errrr
ALL THOSE SKINNY BUTTS MAKE ME CRY!
Bmmmst Bst!
Bmmmst Bst!
Waaaaaa!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 12, 2019 19:21:33 GMT
Andu would be the angry neighbour who lives over the fence. I would do a deal with him to extract Phil's Grand Galvatron.
Meanwhile, Karl is secretly in charge of the evil local Council.
-Ralph
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Post by Bogatan on Jan 12, 2019 20:21:10 GMT
Why have I got to be hidden?! I'll be outside the window pretending to clean it but actually spying in janitorial fashion. How has this projected reached this point in developement without someone pointing out that Shockprowl, while in every episode should never be seen. Like Mr Wilson in Home Improvements or Howards Mum in Big Bang Theory. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2019 21:01:49 GMT
Why have I got to be hidden?! I'll be outside the window pretending to clean it but actually spying in janitorial fashion. How has this projected reached this point in developement without someone pointing out that Shockprowl, while in every episode should never be seen. Like Mr Wilson in Home Improvements or Howards Mum in Big Bang Theory. Art imitating life imitating art.... |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 12, 2019 21:08:46 GMT
I bet he even sounds like Howard's mum.
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 12, 2019 21:45:50 GMT
Oh no. Now I will read every one of his posts in that voice.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 12, 2019 21:48:46 GMT
This would explain the extreme font sizes and usage of capitals.
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