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The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 7:01:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 7:01:56 GMT Apr 2, 2019 21:48:48 GMT Pinwig said: I need a helpline. This is the end of my world. I'm giving you plenty of notice! -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 13:17:38 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 13:17:38 GMT Good afternoon from Floor 5. It is VERY busy. Every desk occupied! -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,261	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 13:36:43 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 13:36:43 GMT Watch out for The Shitter.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 14:20:31 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 14:20:31 GMT He...he's here. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,261	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 15:42:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 15:42:53 GMT THE SHITTER?!?!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 15:49:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 15:49:57 GMT Yes. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,261	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 20:39:52 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 20:39:52 GMT KICK HIS ASS, DOC'!!! RIP HIM A NEW--- Ohhhh...
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,247	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 20:46:06 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 3, 2019 20:46:06 GMT There will be no ripping of anything in the library!
	"Consistency is victory"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,261	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 20:48:51 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 20:48:51 GMT THE PHANTOM SHITTER OF FLOOR 5 MUST PAY FOR HIS CRIMES!!!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,247	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 20:57:26 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 3, 2019 20:57:26 GMT I'm curious to know how Ralph knew the phantom was there. Unless he IS the phantom...
	"Consistency is victory"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 20:59:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 20:59:46 GMT I knew because I went to the loo and saw...on the wall... -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,261	The Library Helpdesk Apr 3, 2019 21:00:12 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 21:00:12 GMT *GASP!* PINWIG! THE NOBLE DOCTOR IS NOT THE PHANTOM SHITTER! HE IS THE LONE WARRIOR AGAINST THE SHIT! All alone in the... shit.
	Last Edit: Apr 3, 2019 21:02:18 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 4, 2019 12:31:22 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 4, 2019 12:31:22 GMT This podcast contains a LIBRARY HELPDESK feature! oulibrary.podbean.com/e/the-library-then-and-now/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=SocialSignIn -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,247	The Library Helpdesk Apr 4, 2019 17:50:53 GMT The Doctor likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 4, 2019 17:50:53 GMT DOWNLOADING!
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The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 7, 2019 15:36:22 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 7, 2019 15:36:22 GMT The alert system says the library is NOT VERY BUSY. This is a lie! There aren't any free seats on any of the five floors! A rather fruitless journey. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Fortmax2020 Liege Genero Sciencologist Cybertron's Greatest Continuity Earl Posts: 17,475	The Library Helpdesk Apr 7, 2019 17:26:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 7, 2019 17:26:47 GMT Control has infiltrated the Library Helpdesk to lure you in!

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:30:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2019 18:30:32 GMT THAT'S THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES. THAT'S THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES. THANKYOU. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:30:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2019 18:30:50 GMT The helpdesk has a croaky voice tonight. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Fortmax2020 Liege Genero Sciencologist Cybertron's Greatest Continuity Earl Posts: 17,475	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:34:39 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 9, 2019 18:34:39 GMT Currently in a library too. The staff chatter at the help desk.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:39:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2019 18:39:36 GMT DUAL HELPDESKING! -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Fortmax2020 Liege Genero Sciencologist Cybertron's Greatest Continuity Earl Posts: 17,475	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:44:38 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 9, 2019 18:44:38 GMT Actionmaster team up!

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:51:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2019 18:51:06 GMT The ten minutes to go warning hasn't sounded!!! -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,247	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:53:16 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 9, 2019 18:53:16 GMT PANIC. No five minute warning? WHAT.
	"Consistency is victory"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:53:51 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2019 18:53:51 GMT No! The usual follow-up warning didn't happen!!! -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Fortmax2020 Liege Genero Sciencologist Cybertron's Greatest Continuity Earl Posts: 17,475	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:54:07 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 9, 2019 18:54:07 GMT Just had a five minute closing warning here. Audio only. Organic.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,247	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:54:10 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 9, 2019 18:54:10 GMT This is deeply worrying. Has the croaky voice... Croaked?
	"Consistency is victory"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:54:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2019 18:54:44 GMT I am leaving the library shortly. I will report LIVE FROM THE SCENE as to the helpdesk status. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,247	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:55:55 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 9, 2019 18:55:55 GMT Hello hello hello... A second help desk with warnings? But this help desk closes at 8? HEADLINE NEWS.
	"Consistency is victory"

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,247	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 18:56:46 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 9, 2019 18:56:46 GMT Exciting stuff. On the spot reporter Ralph must inform us of the Helpdesk status.
	"Consistency is victory"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,330 Member is Online	The Library Helpdesk Apr 9, 2019 19:03:14 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2019 19:03:14 GMT I am standing beside the helpdesk. There is no-one there. It appears to have...closed. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"