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Post by The Doctor on May 6, 2019 18:32:07 GMT
IN THE BATH??!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 6, 2019 18:34:20 GMT
WHOA WHOA WHOA MARTIN WHAT And... that was the reaction I was looking for. Thank you. I have never used an electronic device in the bath. I've seen what happens to the guy in 'Goldfinger'. I enjoy listening to Radio 4 in the bath (the radio is some distance away from the bath before you say anything), sometimes the Today programme in the morning, but always the 6.30pm evening comedy on a Monday - 'Just a Minute', 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue', or, as tonight, 'The Unbelievable Truth'. I'm in there for 30-35 minutes. Bubbles, of course. And when I'm in the bath, there is a low shelf just behind my head. I often like a drink with my Radio 4 comedy. Tonight I had no drinks open, but I had some cheese that needed finishing off. So I ate the cheese in the bath, listening to Frankie Boyle tell lies about Scotland. Other times, there may be some chocolate as a drink substitute. I try to get out in time to switch it off before 'The Archers' begins but don't always manage it. Martin |
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Post by Pinwig on May 6, 2019 18:36:36 GMT
You hold an electronic device in the bath?! Are you mad!?
STUNNING revelations this evening on the Hub.
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Post by The Doctor on May 6, 2019 18:38:59 GMT
I always knew Martin was Blofeld.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 6, 2019 18:39:21 GMT
I try to get out in time to switch it off before 'The Archers' begins but don't always manage it. I can't live without the Archers. I fell into that trap decades ago and only got out for about six months in protest when they needlessly killed off Nigel Pargetter. I listen to the omnibus on 1.5x speed on a Monday to get it out of the way. Not today though. I listened to Class instead. |
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Post by blueshift on May 6, 2019 18:41:36 GMT
You hold an electronic device in the bath?! Are you mad!? STUNNING revelations this evening on the Hub. Me? I don't drop it in the bath, so I won't die |
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Post by Pinwig on May 6, 2019 18:43:33 GMT
I'd be more worried about killing my device than myself. There's no way in hell I'd take my tablet into the bath!
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Post by blueshift on May 6, 2019 18:44:06 GMT
I'd be more worried about killing my device than myself. There's no way in hell I'd take my tablet into the bath! How else would you read your comics?? |
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Post by The Doctor on May 6, 2019 18:44:16 GMT
Unless it was fudge tablet!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 6, 2019 18:44:48 GMT
I'd be more worried about killing my device than myself. There's no way in hell I'd take my tablet into the bath! How else would you read your comics?? Well, by not doing it in the bath. |
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Post by blueshift on May 6, 2019 18:49:36 GMT
How else would you read your comics?? Well, by not doing it in the bath. To the polls! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 7, 2019 14:33:42 GMT
Eating in the bath?
Drinking in the bath??
Operating expensive digital devices in the bath???
UTTER MADNESS.
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Post by Stomski on May 7, 2019 15:09:53 GMT
Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 10, 2019 16:55:46 GMT
Korean BBQ Beef for dinner today. Sauce had an afterkick.
Was very yummy.
Consuming what was left in the slow cooker may have been a mistake.....
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Post by The Doctor on May 30, 2019 16:49:45 GMT
I FOUND POTATO SCONES IN ENGLANDLAND!!!
The magical land of Bury where actual Transformers can be found on sale as well as Marvel UK back issues.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2019 16:54:01 GMT
M!!! Doc's sniffing 35 year old gone-off rubbery plastic again and is HALLUCINATING!!!
...such places can only exist in the addled minds of men...
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Post by The Doctor on May 30, 2019 16:58:37 GMT
I have photographic proof!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 30, 2019 17:48:41 GMT
Some delicious fresh sausages from a butcher in Leyburn were consumed by Dr and Mrs M mere moments ago. Mmmm.
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 30, 2019 19:04:50 GMT
I FOUND POTATO SCONES IN ENGLANDLAND!!! The magical land of Bury where actual Transformers can be found on sale as well as Marvel UK back issues. -Ralph ...such places can only exist in the addled minds of men... I have photographic proof! -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on May 30, 2019 19:27:00 GMT
Bury is almost Scotland. That doesn't count.
*ducks*
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 30, 2019 19:41:28 GMT
I have a friend from Bury. It's alright, you're safe, she's out of town this weekend....
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 30, 2019 19:46:42 GMT
I will admit Ralph is the better foul chocolate eating man tonight.
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Post by The Doctor on May 30, 2019 20:34:45 GMT
I have a friend from Bury. It's alright, you're safe, she's out of town this weekend.... So am I! -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 30, 2019 20:44:10 GMT
The friend from Bury? Lives in Pig Hill.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 31, 2019 5:35:50 GMT
Your potato scones cost you "£0.75D". What strange alternate reality currency is this? Receipt proof null and void!
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on May 31, 2019 5:41:58 GMT
Oh God, Doc's time-travelling again! Unconsciously bobbing back and forth! Who knows what damage he could do to the timeline!!!
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Post by Pinwig on May 31, 2019 6:38:16 GMT
He is all over the place at the moment it has to be said. Flitting from country to country... Asda to Asda... he is...
Uncle Travelling Ralph!
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2019 7:19:36 GMT
M can corroborate my potato scones.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on May 31, 2019 7:51:12 GMT
M can corroborate my potato scones. -Ralph I can't believe you ate two packets of potato scones for dinner!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2019 9:34:00 GMT
I ate SIX potato scones! The other pack is for Monday!
-Ralph
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