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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 19, 2019 17:59:24 GMT
I was not applauded. Instead Ralph broke our car. Mrs M is currently having the battery replaced.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2019 18:01:33 GMT
I did not break the car!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 19, 2019 18:05:51 GMT
It has never broken before.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2019 18:18:17 GMT
Since when did churches give away scorpions??
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 19, 2019 20:09:19 GMT
They don't. I'm buying them.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 19, 2019 20:19:48 GMT
I was not applauded. Instead Ralph broke our car. You got off lightly, he usually breaks toilets. And rules to claim he's won at buffet eating....
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 19, 2019 20:31:48 GMT
It's at times like this I think we ought to pitch 'Ralph' to the BBC as a sitcom idea.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 19, 2019 20:43:32 GMT
There will never be a better time.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2019 22:20:15 GMT
I was not applauded. Instead Ralph broke our car. You got off lightly, he usually breaks toilets. And rules to claim he's won at buffet eating.... When did I break the toilet? -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 19, 2019 22:31:43 GMT
The one at Swindon station?
The one in my hotel room?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2019 22:32:23 GMT
It's not my fault the station loo broke.
I did not break the one in your hotel room. I merely caused a Bad Smell.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 19, 2019 22:52:57 GMT
A very bad smell.
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Post by Hero on Mar 26, 2019 21:49:43 GMT
I once mixed the holy trinity of General Mills Booberry, Frankenberry and Count Chocula together. No regrets.
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Post by Hero on Apr 9, 2019 14:38:22 GMT
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Post by Stomski on May 14, 2019 6:57:52 GMT
Crunchy Nut Clusters are not as good as they may seem. It's like they premixed the cereal for you... Why? Dear god, why??
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2019 9:02:17 GMT
Sadness.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2019 20:06:33 GMT
OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T HAD CRUNCHY NUT CLUSTERS FOR AGES I'M GOING TO MIX THEM WITH BRAN FLAKES!!!!
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Post by Benn on May 14, 2019 21:19:07 GMT
You monster.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 14, 2019 21:45:08 GMT
Banned.
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Post by Stomski on May 15, 2019 6:25:09 GMT
Disgusting, but Sugar Puffs would be even worse.
In fact, Sugar Puffs are very likely the candidate for the most unmixable of all cereals.
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Post by The Doctor on May 15, 2019 8:32:22 GMT
This is why the Honey Monster rips people into two!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2019 20:39:43 GMT
Come on, now, I hear you're feeling... down. I can ease your pain, get you... on your feet again..."
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 30, 2019 17:57:24 GMT
Ralph is currently eating a mixture of cereals. He will soon be on to tell you that this is OK as the manufacturer premixed them and put them in a box for him.
But the gross hypocrisy.
THE HYPOCRISY!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 30, 2019 18:13:50 GMT
LIES.
It is a box of Krave Choco Roulette.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 30, 2019 18:26:32 GMT
It says "a mix" on the box!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 30, 2019 18:56:26 GMT
I have not mixed my cereals.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 30, 2019 21:00:33 GMT
Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good. That'll keep you going through the show. Come on, it's time to go...
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