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Post by Pinwig on Feb 18, 2021 20:23:05 GMT
I'd expect the maw to have a 'special feature' at that price. -Ralph I think it does doesn't it? Don't the teeth move? |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 18, 2021 20:34:55 GMT
I was making a dirty joke.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 18, 2021 20:58:10 GMT
I mean yes, TF fans are VERY fond of Unicron but surely nobody in their right mind would stick their bits in something shaped like that!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 18, 2021 21:00:04 GMT
Bloody Nora, why is it as much as that?! That's roughly what they've been going for on eBay. RK have priced them in line with demand and high enough to put off anyone hoping to turn a quick $1K profit. That's going to be a couple of hundred quid up the backside for anyone in the UK. |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 18, 2021 21:14:14 GMT
I mean yes, TF fans are VERY fond of Unicron but surely nobody in their right mind would stick their bits in something shaped like that! And yet you now have that image in your head. My work is done. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 18, 2021 21:16:03 GMT
I was making a dirty joke. -Ralph !!! I... I... That is an image worse than... Worse than Beachcomber! |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 18, 2021 21:24:13 GMT
"And now you shall witness its'...dismemberment!"
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 18, 2021 21:37:43 GMT
I'd expect the maw to have a 'special feature' at that price. -Ralph I think it does doesn't it? Don't the teeth move? Poor, sweet little Pinwig. Unprepared for The Doctor's depravity. |
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 18, 2021 22:14:14 GMT
He is a bad man.
This is a forum about toys!
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 18, 2021 22:53:48 GMT
I know, innocent, noble Pinwig, I know. But within any community there must always be... Dark Elements. Spectres, who defile our purity with their perverted ways. The Big Phil and his disturbing Beachcomber sliding fetish, and the Doctor and his... Maw Lust.
I... I am overcome. The inhumanity. I can speak of these vile things no more.
*Jumps out window*
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Post by Llama God on Feb 19, 2021 8:02:06 GMT
I mean yes, TF fans are VERY fond of Unicron but surely nobody in their right mind would stick their bits in something shaped like that! It's literally the first thing that SO MANY people on Twitter said when we first got a good look at his maw. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 19, 2021 17:07:13 GMT
Men!
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Post by Slack on Feb 19, 2021 20:03:59 GMT
He's more than just a slice of Unicron Pie
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Post by Benn on Feb 19, 2021 20:22:16 GMT
I should hope so for that price!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 20, 2021 10:58:51 GMT
He's more than just a slice of Unicron Pie Which brings us back to the film 'American Pie' and what someone does to a pie... UNICRON PIE. -Ralph |
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Post by Jarl on Feb 20, 2021 14:38:39 GMT
I want to stop reading now, but I can't look away........
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Post by Benn on Feb 20, 2021 15:10:46 GMT
I wonder how Unicron Pie tastes?
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Post by Jarl on Feb 20, 2021 15:20:19 GMT
I'll avoid jokes about it tasting the same as Galvatrons fingers because it'll ruin too many childhoods.......
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 20, 2021 16:14:19 GMT
I wonder how Unicron Pie tastes? Warm. -Ralph |
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Post by Benn on Feb 20, 2021 16:22:32 GMT
Yum!
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 20, 2021 16:31:13 GMT
Enough!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 20, 2021 16:43:15 GMT
It certainly gives Unicron's call to Galvtron to "find the Matrix!" to take on a whole new dimension.
-Ralph
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Post by Llama God on Feb 21, 2021 9:29:46 GMT
Especially when you find out what that means in the Biblical sense...
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Post by The Huff on Feb 21, 2021 9:41:42 GMT
No wonder he made Galvatron turn into the rape cannon.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 30, 2021 10:08:23 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 30, 2021 10:27:17 GMT
Spikey.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2021 11:27:39 GMT
"Here's what you could have won."
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 30, 2021 11:43:07 GMT
He looks amazing from the front. But from the back..? That's one ugly backpack.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 30, 2021 22:28:36 GMT
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Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Mar 31, 2021 9:30:55 GMT
He looks amazing from the front. But from the back..? That's one ugly backpack. If only they made the planet shell into some kind of stylised cape. This isn't a Studio Series 86 toy, so movie accuracy is irrelevant. |
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