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Post by Pinwig on Sept 7, 2019 19:42:41 GMT
I'm sensing some subtle differences here to Stom's CYOA approach.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 7, 2019 20:44:47 GMT
Regenerates and grows back arm.
Health 60/60.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 7, 2019 20:50:32 GMT
Right well if that's allowed, why can't we just fly over the city wall?
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 7, 2019 20:55:00 GMT
None of us can fly but I am a Time Lord so regeneration was always on the cards.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 7, 2019 21:27:17 GMT
Summon the power of The Sentry and pretty much do whatever you want (until you snap and go bananas).
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 7, 2019 21:36:26 GMT
I... I...
Could make a wig?
Really should have thought that username through better.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 7, 2019 21:37:06 GMT
None of us can fly but I am a Time Lord so regeneration was always on the cards. -Ralph Pinwigs can fly. I've just decided that.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 7, 2019 21:43:15 GMT
Tell Alien you enjoyed being face hugged and look forward to joining the hive. Now that they're brethren, could you threaten the wizard for the answers you seek.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 7, 2019 21:46:12 GMT
None of us can fly but I am a Time Lord so regeneration was always on the cards. -Ralph Pinwigs can fly. I've just decided that. I, The Sentry, greet my friend, the Flying Pinwig.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 7, 2019 22:25:09 GMT
The Flying Pinwig!
Was either the most notorious pirate ship to sail out of Nassau, or the steam locomotive that took the speed record from the Mallard. I can't decide which.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 7, 2019 22:43:41 GMT
We have not yet reconnoitred the area fully. We may not be in possession of all available intel.
GO East.
Then
GO East again.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 8, 2019 6:30:54 GMT
Yeah, but whilst were here we should try to interact with who's here.
TAKE SEVERED ARM ASK WIZARD TO RECONNECT SEVERED ARM SAVE IF ARM NOT ATTACHED GIVE ARM TO ZOMBIE
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 8, 2019 7:24:00 GMT
Hover a few meters off the ground and stare off into the horizon with golden glowing eyes not moving and being difficult for writers to know what to do with.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 8, 2019 7:55:11 GMT
Regenerates and grows back arm. Error: You do not have that power. Summon the power of The Sentry and pretty much do whatever you want (until you snap and go bananas). You search within your soul for the power of the Sentry but sadly cannot find even one exploding sun. Tell Alien you enjoyed being face hugged and look forward to joining the hive. Now that they're brethren, could you threaten the wizard for the answers you seek. You speak to the alien. It turns to you, hissing and dribbling acid. It doesn't seem to understand what you are saying. Yeah, but whilst were here we should try to interact with who's here. TAKE SEVERED ARM ASK WIZARD TO RECONNECT SEVERED ARM SAVE IF ARM NOT ATTACHED GIVE ARM TO ZOMBIE You take the arm. You ask the wizard to reconnect the arm. The Wizard tuts at you. "Do I look like a wizard of medicine, young man? You got it cut off, you put it back. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!" He then goes back to polishing his wizard staff. You cannot save. You give the arm to the zombie. The zombie stares at the arm, bites it, spits out the chunk of flesh as you taste disgusting as you are such a degenerate, and throws it away.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 8, 2019 7:58:25 GMT
We have not yet reconnoitred the area fully. We may not be in possession of all available intel. GO East. Then GO East again. You head east back to the apocalyptic plains. Then you continue east until you reach... THE PLEASANT FIELDYou stand in the middle of a sunny field, covered in grass. Around you are thousands of beautiful yellow flowers. Towards the east you see multicoloured spires of a jolly-looking castle, and happy music playing. A small child is playing with their pet dog in the field, throwing a ball back and forth. Unlocked Directions: <W> West - Apocalyptic plains <E> East - Jolly castle
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 8, 2019 8:06:10 GMT
Erm, I'm a bit worried we're bleeding to death...?
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Post by Benn on Sept 8, 2019 8:09:53 GMT
And we've learned we are indeed a degenerate.
I mean, that wasn't news to me, but some of you may have had delusions of civility.
Does the dog or child look dangerous?
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 8, 2019 8:11:28 GMT
Sshhssshhsh. It didn't say that in the description.
SAY to child, "What a lovely dog you have."
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Post by blueshift on Sept 8, 2019 8:13:34 GMT
Sshhssshhsh. It didn't say that in the description. SAY to child, "What a lovely dog you have." The child turns to you, pausing, wild-eyed as they stare at your horrific naked, bloody, one-armed appearance. They start to scream in terror. The dog dashes in front of the child to protect it, barking.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 8, 2019 9:06:11 GMT
Go to jolly castle.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 8, 2019 9:21:34 GMT
Yes. Move on before we lose the other arm to a rabid dog. Let's establish the extent to which we can reach.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 8, 2019 10:59:06 GMT
Go to jolly castle. -Ralph You ignore the lovely field of flowers and travel to the Jolly Castle Jolly CastleBefore you stands a multicoloured castle which looks like it is built from sunshine and happiness. Balloons are strung from every turret. Happy music plays. The gates are wide open with no guards to be seen, and inside the castle square is full of bustling, happy people. The most interesting things you see are a stall selling clothes, a stall selling sweets, a pub, a playground and a big house where the lord of the castle lives. Unlocked Directions: <W> West - Pleasant field
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 8, 2019 11:56:43 GMT
Go to to pub and buy a pint of ginger pop. Ask the locals what they know about the lord of the castle.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 8, 2019 12:03:07 GMT
Maybe we should ask a kindly looking clothes shop owner if he has any old clothes we could have? And, you know maybe, STOP BLOOD PISSING OUT OF OUR SHOULDER?!?!?!
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Post by Stomski on Sept 8, 2019 12:24:44 GMT
Until our health is shown to be dropping, I think we can assume our shoulder wound is fine.
Is our arm in our inventory or did the zombie drop it on the ground?
INVENTORY
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Post by blueshift on Sept 8, 2019 13:34:02 GMT
Until our health is shown to be dropping, I think we can assume our shoulder wound is fine. Is our arm in our inventory or did the zombie drop it on the ground? INVENTORY Inventory: PIE CHART METER Can't do both, Ralph was first: Go to to pub and buy a pint of ginger pop. Ask the locals what they know about the lord of the castle. -Ralph You decide to stack up commands despite not knowing what is inside the bar. Will this be foolhardy? You enter the bar BarInside the bar, a band plays joyful music. The walls are bright primary colours, and all manner of non-alcoholic sodas are being sold behind the bar. Several dozen people are seated around various tables having a good time "ONE GINGER BEER!" you ask the barkeep "That'll be one gold coin!" the barkeep says You don't have any gold coins. "HAY!" you shout to all the locals inside the bar. "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LORD OF THE CASTLE?" Suddenly, silence falls. Everyone stares at you. "Wait..." the barkeep looks at you suspiciously. "How come you don't know who the lord of the castle is" "Are you from the terrifying wastelands outside?" a fat man asks. "A-are you from the enemy city?" a terrified-looking circus clown asks. Unlocked Directions: <O> Outside to Jolly Castle
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 8, 2019 15:05:22 GMT
Terrifying wastelands and an enemy city, yet no guards or barrier to entry to this one?
These people must be oppressed masses kept in slavery!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 8, 2019 17:21:01 GMT
*enters thread*
*reads thread*
*backs slowly out of thread*
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 8, 2019 17:23:04 GMT
*pulls Martin back into the thread, gaffer tapes him to a chair, and makes him play!*
We could use some of your mischievous wisdom, Grand Moff.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 8, 2019 17:29:14 GMT
We could use some of your mischievous wisdom, Grand Moff. I'd advise against starting from where we you are now. Martin
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