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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 10:33:31 GMT
Delicious flesh? I thought we tasted of degenerate! This insect has different tastes to zombies it seems.
TAKE Insect SAY 'Thank you for trying to warn me.' LOOK Staff LOOK Cloak
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 10:45:29 GMT
Delicious flesh? I thought we tasted of degenerate! This insect has different tastes to zombies it seems. TAKE Insect SAY 'Thank you for trying to warn me.' LOOK Staff LOOK Cloak You take the insect and put it in your inventory. It itches. The man's staff is long and pointy. It also looks like a limited edition Superlink mailaway item. Classy! The man's cloak is made from pages of X-men comics, taped together to form a protective coating of the mightiest mutant team!
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 10:54:29 GMT
CONFIGURE PIE CHART METER TO USE EMBOSS EFFECT ON SEGMENTS CONFIGURE PIE CHART METER TO USE DROP SHADOW ON TEXT SHOW PIE CHART METER SAY 'I am on a quest to save HASBRO UNICRON! Can you help?'
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 11:08:32 GMT
CONFIGURE PIE CHART METER TO USE EMBOSS EFFECT ON SEGMENTS CONFIGURE PIE CHART METER TO USE DROP SHADOW ON TEXT SHOW PIE CHART METER SAY 'I am on a quest to save HASBRO UNICRON! Can you help?' The man's face drops into a rictus of anger and hate. "WHAT IS THIS?" he shouts. "THE MASTER HAS BANNED ALL FILTHY PIE CHARTS FROM OUR PURE FOREST! THE TREES ARE AS BARS, RISING INTO THE HEAVENS WITH THEIR TRUTHFULNESS!" He raises his Superlink spear, stabbing you in the chest with it! You take 10 damage HEALTH16/60
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2019 11:12:39 GMT
ACTION: dig tunnel to the centre of the Earth.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 11:55:40 GMT
Does this mean Pinwig is the master??
If we die is that it or will Blue allow us to start over? Will we find a way to heal? Given the nature of the game, starting over and just inputting the same set of commands avoiding damage will be thoroughly tedious. Perhaps Blue will give us opportunity to heal at a time when we need it.
USE FINGER DRAW LINE GRAPH OF UNICRON ORDERS IN DIRT
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 12:25:09 GMT
ACTION: dig tunnel to the centre of the Earth. You scrabble in the dirt like an animal but as your one remaining hand is not a shovel you cannot dig! Does this mean Pinwig is the master?? If we die is that it or will Blue allow us to start over? Will we find a way to heal? Don't worry as long as you don't do anything silly and explore all the clues before being rash, you should be fine. That said. USE FINGER DRAW LINE GRAPH OF UNICRON ORDERS IN DIRT The man's face looks even angrier as you draw a line graph. "HERETIC!" he screams. "YOU ARE CLEARLY ALSO A SERVANT OF THE VILE RULER OF THAT EVIL CITY! BE GONE!" He lunges his spear at your exposed behind as you have bent over to draw on the ground. You take 10 points of damage HEALTH06/60
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2019 12:28:59 GMT
ACTION: Grab spear and hurl it back at the man.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 12:41:52 GMT
PUNCH WALL
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 12:48:19 GMT
ACTION: Grab spear and hurl it back at the man. -Ralph You firmly grab the shaft of the spear with your hand, but the point is wedged in your ass so you cannot hurl it You frantically look about for a wall to punch but see only trees
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 13:02:21 GMT
UNWEDGE SPEAR TAKE SPEAR
SAY 'I have no allegiance, I am merely on a quest. What do you know of Unicron? Do you have any gold to spare? Are you any good at reattaching limbs?'
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2019 13:48:50 GMT
ACTION: Kill Blueshift.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 14:00:00 GMT
UNWEDGE SPEAR TAKE SPEAR SAY 'I have no allegiance, I am merely on a quest. What do you know of Unicron? Do you have any gold to spare? Are you any good at reattaching limbs?' You slide the spear into your inventory. The man looks at you with deep suspicion. "I am deeply suspicious of you, stranger!" he says. "Like all sane individuals, I have a Unicron pre-order, and so have no spare gold. And I am no doctor, but maybe the master of this forest can help you... if you can past his test!" He pauses. "Because you failed the pie chart one before I even asked you which was really impressive" He blows a whistle, and several other men emerge from the forest, carrying stone slabs that they place in front of you. Each set of slabs is placed standing up, with gaps in between them. "Now, stranger. Your health is pathetic. If you fail this test, we will stab you worse than when it went in your bum! Now, do you know the will of our glorious master in his lofty abode, or are you evil scum. Where will you place... THIS!" He hands you a slab upon which is written the legend 'K9 and Company' There are three spaces it can go: - Between slabs labelled 'The Invisible Enemy' and 'Image of the Fendahl'
- Between slabs labelled 'Logopolis' and 'Castrovalva'
- At the end.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 14:05:42 GMT
SAY 'Can I take the slab whilst I continue my quest and return when I am ready for your trial?'
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2019 14:07:59 GMT
ACTION: place slab at the end.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 14:10:01 GMT
As this is such an important decision you must come to a consensus as to where to put it (but yes you can also take the slab away and come back later if you wish)
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 14:22:55 GMT
My first thought was that K9 and Company was the field with the boy/dog, so I was going to show it to them.
Are the slabs the West to East locations we've encountered so far?
Either way, let's go get our arm.
TAKE SLAB GO SOUTH GO WEST TAKE ARM SAY HI TO WIZARD IN PASSING BECAUSE HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD EGG, NOD TO ALIEN KNOWINGLY POINTING AT YOUR CHEST GO EAST GO NORTH
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Post by Benn on Sept 16, 2019 14:45:58 GMT
I have completely lost track of where we are.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 15:11:33 GMT
My first thought was that K9 and Company was the field with the boy/dog, so I was going to show it to them. Are the slabs the West to East locations we've encountered so far? Either way, let's go get our arm. TAKE SLAB GO SOUTH GO WEST TAKE ARM SAY HI TO WIZARD IN PASSING BECAUSE HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD EGG, NOD TO ALIEN KNOWINGLY POINTING AT YOUR CHEST GO EAST GO NORTH You do all the stuff Stomski says in another STOMSKI SHUFFLE which means you loop to the city entrance, pick up a VERY ANGRY ZOMBIFIED ARM and put it in your inventory, and then go back to the forest entrance where once more you stand in front of the fiendish puzzle
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 16:50:50 GMT
Hrm. Maybe we should write off the arm and get a bionic replacement somehow.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 16, 2019 18:20:42 GMT
Quality comedy, Blue. Don't do anything rash and you'll be fine followed by a spear up the arse.
I can't remember what Blueshift's preferred position for K9 & Co is. The answer will be buried in the Who thread. Chances are it's not what Ralph said.
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Post by Benn on Sept 16, 2019 18:28:40 GMT
But this is a tricky fellow. 'At the end' doesn't specify which end.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 16, 2019 18:43:58 GMT
ACTION: place slab at the end. -Ralph I concur. Blue disagree's with Phil's view that it goes in broadcast order between Logopolis and Castrovalva, so at the end is the only logical option. Altough Blue did tell me off for putting it after The Movie, which is... at the end.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2019 19:56:48 GMT
Well actually on the shelf SCREAM OF THE SHALKA goes after THE MOVIE.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 20:21:40 GMT
Alright then, I guess there's some thread reference here I'm not involved with.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 16, 2019 20:27:11 GMT
Possibly, but with Blueshift it could all be a red herring.
It's about whether a spin-off pilot from Doctor Who called K9 and Company slots into the Doctor Who DVD collection at the point it was broadcast (after the story Logopolis), or if it goes at the end of the row because it's not a proper Who story. Phil argues the former and everyone else the latter.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 17, 2019 8:36:59 GMT
Well you guys deliberate on the slab Dr.Who puzzle, and I'll walk around and gather as much info on the world as possible.
GO SOUTH GO SOUTH
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Post by blueshift on Sept 17, 2019 11:24:43 GMT
Well you guys deliberate on the slab Dr.Who puzzle, and I'll walk around and gather as much info on the world as possible. GO SOUTH GO SOUTH You travel south to the Apocalyptic Wasteland and then south again to the Desert Deadly DesertYou stand in a barren wilderness of sand dunes, pitted with the scorched bones of animals and various huge cacti. A large wooden palisade has been built, in front of which are standing two guards, dressed in burly Delta Force gear but instead of trousers are wearing mankinis. They block your way. "Halt!" the first one says. "If you want to enter our beautiful oasis and converse with our wise ruler, you must answer this riddle! One of us is telling the truth and one of us is lying, wh-" The other guard interrupts him. "No, we're not doing that, you keep explaining the rules so it's obvious you're telling the truth." The first guard looks sad and the second one turns to you. "Answer THIS crafty riddle, oh stranger. Is the Sentry great or is he shit? THINK CAREFULLY!" The guard waves his sword menacingly. Directions <N> North - Apocalyptic Wasteland
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Post by Stomski on Sept 17, 2019 11:32:11 GMT
GO NORTH GO WEST TALK PRINCESS
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Post by blueshift on Sept 17, 2019 11:59:54 GMT
GO NORTH GO WEST TALK PRINCESS You wisely leg it from the desert, travelling north back to the apocalyptic plains and then west to the city. CITY GATESYou stand in front of mighty steel walls, which rise up a hundred feet high to protect the city within. Over the top you can see glass domes and a massive steel spire that punches into the sky. A mighty gate is guarded by two GUARDS in power armour. Outside is a steady stream of people who are entering the city gates one by one. The guards seem to be checking for something. Above the guards is a sign: "NO DEGENERATES" There are five people in the queue, back to front: A wizard A giant alien from Alien A princess A ghost pirate A zombie There is a fish man who is currently talking to the guards and so is unavailable Unlocked Directions: <E> East - Apocalyptic plains You TALK to the princess. "TALK!" you say to her, as you were unsure of what to say. "TALK TALK TALK!" The princess stares at you in utter disgust. "You what?"
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