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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 16:37:30 GMT
Can you ever forgive... me? Ummm.... no. I... I'm glad. Because I... Will never forgive myself.... |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 16:41:10 GMT
How is this news? I have been telling people this for ages. Haven't opened anything yet today. I have however done some work sorting new entries on our book catalogue. All these years, when poor Pinwig was taking all The Grief of being The Governor Of The Cardboard and Plastic Prison, YOU KEPT QUIET! YOU LET HIM TAKE ALL THE FLAK! .....but now.... NOW WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!! YOU ARE THE PRISON GOVENOR!!! ALL ALONG!!! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 28, 2019 16:52:07 GMT
Both Pinwig and I confirm I have not been quiet about it.
You're a very illogical man, sir.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 28, 2019 16:56:03 GMT
How is this news? I have been telling people this for ages. I know! I've been shouting about it for ages too! Intriguing. You have a book catalogue? for your own... library? Does the library at Bercow Towers have... a helpdesk? manned by a PROPER librarian no less? O.M.G. We have a library catalogue app to keep track of things. There are many books in every room except the bathrooms and kitchen. Plus Mrs M *is* a librarian professional. In fact it might be better to say we live in a modest private library. Specialist categories includes science fiction, science and religion and 20th century children's literature. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 16:59:35 GMT
I know! I've been shouting about it for ages too! Intriguing. You have a book catalogue? for your own... library? Does the library at Bercow Towers have... a helpdesk? manned by a PROPER librarian no less? O.M.G. We have a library catalogue app to keep track of things. There are many books in every room except the bathrooms and kitchen. Plus Mrs M *is* a librarian professional. In fact it might be better to say we live in a modest private library. Specialist categories includes science fiction, science and religion and 20th century children's literature. Early modern and modern European history? History of Prussia? History of French Lithographs? |
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Post by Bogatan on Sept 28, 2019 17:00:13 GMT
Ive been very good and opened almost everything picked up on holiday. Ive just got a pair of micromasters and a pair of Targetmasters to go. But considering what I bought thats pretty good.
Oh and the reisues tapes, but they are so pretty and I already have them all I dont know if I want to open them. And if I do I want to enjoy it.
Oh and Tron Lego is unopened. Millenium Falcon was opened to spread the bags around but the bags are unopened. But thats not Transformers so doesnt count.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 17:00:25 GMT
Both Pinwig and I confirm I have not been quiet about it. You're a very illogical man, sir. -The Brickyard |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 17:03:16 GMT
Ive been very good and opened almost everything picked up on holiday. Ive just got a pair of micromasters and a pair of Targetmasters to go. But considering what I bought thats pretty good. Oh and the reisues tapes, but they are so pretty and I already have them all I dont know if I want to open them. And if I do I want to enjoy it. Oh and Tron Lego is unopened. Millenium Falcon was opened to spread the bags around but the bags are unopened. But thats not Transformers so doesnt count. Yeah! Show M how it's done! You you you sexy bastard! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 28, 2019 17:08:27 GMT
Most of my Lego is unopened to the point I buy very little these days...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 28, 2019 17:09:36 GMT
We have a library catalogue app to keep track of things. There are many books in every room except the bathrooms and kitchen. Plus Mrs M *is* a librarian professional. In fact it might be better to say we live in a modest private library. Specialist categories includes science fiction, science and religion and 20th century children's literature. Early modern and modern European history? History of Prussia? History of French Lithographs? There are many history books, with a focus on the Mongol Empire. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 17:10:43 GMT
Early modern and modern European history? History of Prussia? History of French Lithographs? There are many history books, with a focus on the Mongol Empire. Ahhhh awesome. Fascinating. Got to the very gates of Europe they did. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 28, 2019 17:12:02 GMT
And Africa. Effectively ended the Crusades as well. Not too shabby.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 17:14:11 GMT
Stunning. I didn't realise they stopped the Crusades. Of course. Something I really need to study more.
NOW OPEN YOUR TOYS!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 28, 2019 17:28:56 GMT
We have a library catalogue app to keep track of things. There are many books in every room except the bathrooms and kitchen. Plus Mrs M *is* a librarian professional. That's what I mean! Not only do you have your own library, but you've got a proper librarian too! Oh man you've got to have a help desk. This is just too good for there not to be a help desk. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 28, 2019 17:51:55 GMT
We have a library catalogue app to keep track of things. There are many books in every room except the bathrooms and kitchen. Plus Mrs M *is* a librarian professional. The kitchen is where the recipe and cookery books live. Everyone knows that. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 28, 2019 17:52:27 GMT
We have a library catalogue app to keep track of things. There are many books in every room except the bathrooms and kitchen. Plus Mrs M *is* a librarian professional. That's what I mean! Not only do you have your own library, but you've got a proper librarian too! Oh man you've got to have a help desk. This is just too good for there not to be a help desk. Does my library need a helpdesk? |
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 28, 2019 18:02:29 GMT
ALL libraries should have a help desk. However I am currently unsure as to where your library now is. Has it moved from it's previous location to allow for the remodeling?
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 28, 2019 18:24:46 GMT
We have a library catalogue app to keep track of things. There are many books in every room except the bathrooms and kitchen. Plus Mrs M *is* a librarian professional. That's what I mean! Not only do you have your own library, but you've got a proper librarian too! Oh man you've got to have a help desk. This is just too good for there not to be a help desk. I should have formed a Help Desk when I lived there. I have failed. Failed. -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 20:24:22 GMT
I'm not sure I can classify my book collection as a library,
BUT I'M SURE AS HOT-LIBRARIAN GONNA OPEN A HELP DESK!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 28, 2019 20:37:12 GMT
Once I've remodelled my house, it will contain a library room for books and periodicals (true fact). I will employ Shockprowl as my librarian (possibly less true).
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 28, 2019 20:37:17 GMT
The cook books live just on the other side of the door to the kitchen. There is nowhere suitable in the kitchen for them and the only wall we could put a shelf up in there for them is not exactly straight enough for that.
Mrs M says a help desk in a library should only be staffed by those with suitable librarianship qualifications.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 28, 2019 20:40:07 GMT
Shockprowl, you are OUT.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 28, 2019 21:02:51 GMT
That's what I mean! Not only do you have your own library, but you've got a proper librarian too! Oh man you've got to have a help desk. This is just too good for there not to be a help desk. Does my library need a helpdesk? Get The Kaptain in there. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 28, 2019 21:03:47 GMT
The cook books live just on the other side of the door to the kitchen. There is nowhere suitable in the kitchen for them and the only wall we could put a shelf up in there for them is not exactly straight enough for that. Mrs M says a help desk in a library should only be staffed by those with suitable librarianship qualifications. But I could wear a hat with a flashing siren on it. -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 21:07:47 GMT
What?! What the actual?! I'm out, Pinwig? I'M OUT?!?!?!
You want a book on Prussia? I'LL LEAD YOU RIGHT TO THEM.
You want an atlas on European history? NOT A PROBLEM.
Want a book on the chess games of Paul Keres? UH-HUH, GIVE ME SOMETHING TRICKY, BABY!
THE MAMMOTH BOOK OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHESS GAMES BY BURGESS, NUNN AND EMMS? CHECK! PUN INTENDED!
A HISTORY OF THE HABSBURG EMPIRE 1700 TO 1918 BY JEAN BERENGER? GOTTCHA!
WINNING CHESS ENDINGS? YASSER LOVES YA, BABY! RIGHT OVER THERE!
DK PUBLISHING 'SPACE: THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE? SOME PRETTY DAMN NICE PICTURES!
NAPOLEON: A LIFE BY ADAM ZAMOYSKI? ...ok, I got it, but it's pretty heavy going. Ya might wanna put aside a month or two...
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 28, 2019 21:08:51 GMT
I'm wondering how we got from 'Ralph tries to complete a TF line' to Shockprowl giving advice on library contents.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 28, 2019 21:11:44 GMT
What?! What the actual?! I'm out, Pinwig? I'M OUT?!?!?! You want a book on Prussia? I'LL LEAD YOU RIGHT TO THEM. You want an atlas on European history? NOT A PROBLEM. Want a book on the chess games of Paul Keres? UH-HUH, GIVE ME SOMETHING TRICKY, BABY! THE MAMMOTH BOOK OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHESS GAMES BY BURGESS, NUNN AND EMMS? CHECK! PUN INTENDED! A HISTORY OF THE HABSBURG EMPIRE 1700 TO 1918 BY JEAN BERENGER? GOTTCHA! WINNING CHESS ENDINGS? YASSER LOVES YA, BABY! RIGHT OVER THERE! DK PUBLISHING 'SPACE: THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE? SOME PRETTY DAMN NICE PICTURES! NAPOLEON: A LIFE BY ADAM ZAMOYSKI? ...ok, I got it, but it's pretty heavy going. Ya might wanna put aside a month or two... Can you give me the real life story of "How Shockprowl Bought Siege Jetfire?" |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 21:12:56 GMT
EAT PANTS.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 28, 2019 21:18:13 GMT
Does my library need a helpdesk? Get The Kaptain in there. -Ralph Mrs M approves. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 28, 2019 21:18:35 GMT
The cook books live just on the other side of the door to the kitchen. There is nowhere suitable in the kitchen for them and the only wall we could put a shelf up in there for them is not exactly straight enough for that. Mrs M says a help desk in a library should only be staffed by those with suitable librarianship qualifications. But I could wear a hat with a flashing siren on it. -Ralph Mrs M disapproves. |
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