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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 19:29:15 GMT
There is a young Hubber, Hufferlover
He huffing loves Huffer like no other
He's one crazy Mother huffing Hubber
A Huffer loving Huffing Hubbber Hubber!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 8, 2020 19:32:42 GMT
It's official. Rhyming Week has broken Shockprowl.
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 19:42:27 GMT
There is a greater Hubber called Hero
Whose tolerance of bad guys is zero
He hunts them down!
And kicks 'em around!
And relaxes by eating an Aero
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 19:48:47 GMT
There was an old Hubber called Steve
So old he could hardly breathe
He didn't like to roam
Too far from his home
'Cos inside good scarfs he did weave
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 19:54:30 GMT
It's official. Rhyming Week has broken Shockprowl. Martin Who can say? Tis only Wednesday! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 20:50:24 GMT
There is, a Man, User Three.
Who goes by the name, Andy.
Or is it Bogatan?
Or Codename: Orangutan?
Who he is I cannot crack
But he loves a brightly coloured Thundercrack'!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 20:53:39 GMT
Dezzeh has many a toy
For him and his boy
I tried to become the boy's mother
But Dezzeh loves another
I know now it'll never be
But live through him vicariously
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Stomski
Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Jan 9, 2020 10:17:32 GMT
There was a great Hubber called Hero Whose tolerance of bad guys was zero He hunted them down! And kicked 'em around! And relaxed by eating an Aero Past tense works a treat, I think the above has you beat, Should we have a poll? But what would be the goal? Sausages. That is all. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 10, 2020 20:46:20 GMT
There was a young Hubber, Brow-ney
Who was some sort of teacher by day
But then at night!
He's swoop like a kite!
And make those bad-guys pay
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 10, 2020 21:01:57 GMT
There is a great Hubber, Big Phil
Who has an indomitable will
He needs it all of course!
To stop the Doctor's worst!
They're the Ying and Yang of us still
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 11, 2020 11:49:42 GMT
I will defeat Phil,
With my iron will.
Even if he takes over a mill,
His victory will be nill.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 11, 2020 17:37:34 GMT
There once was a Hubber called Pinwigian
Into his loft couldn't get his toy boxes in again
He'd opened all his toys!
Now finally he enjoys!
But storage got him scratchin' his chin again
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 11, 2020 17:44:59 GMT
There was a younger Hubber called Nick
Who was clever, cultured and quick
Prone to hilarity!
Strives for his charity
And does a mean scissor kick
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 11, 2020 17:53:07 GMT
In posting he's top of the block
His favourite is ol' one eyed Shock'
Some call him Ralph
Makes Phil swear "FFF---!"
But I like to just call him DOC'
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Stomski
Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Jan 11, 2020 17:58:13 GMT
There was a younger Hubber called Nick Who was clever, cultured and quick Prone to hilarity! Strives for his charity And does a mean scissor kick So close, just needed one more syllable in the final line, You'll get there my padawan, you'll do fine. |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 12, 2020 8:28:40 GMT
There was a young man called Shockprowl,
Whose limericks made Stomski howl.
Try hard as he can,
They just wouldn't scan,
And heralded many a scowl.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 12, 2020 12:38:45 GMT
Rhyming week ending brings sadness,
As great as the depths of Loch Ness,
Such joy comes from fine word play,
Though Phil cries: "I SAY THEE, NAY!"
I cannot wait for this again to inspire,
Though it causes many to perspire!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2020 13:51:14 GMT
(saved the best till last...)
There was a younger Hubber called Karlos
Who goes by the handle of Legioss
Wise words he's wrapped in
He's our spiritual Kaptain
And boy does he love his Macross
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Post by blueshift on Jan 12, 2020 17:51:06 GMT
Ralph, I forgot, you're avoiding the thread,
But have you got your tmuk toy or is hope all dead??
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 12, 2020 18:50:12 GMT
Not had a chance to open it yet,
It will be good: I bet!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 12, 2020 20:03:10 GMT
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 12, 2020 20:06:49 GMT
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 12, 2020 21:27:40 GMT
Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 12, 2020 21:44:44 GMT
That's right, Martin. Get it all out. You've got another couple of hours :)
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 12, 2020 21:51:32 GMT
That's right, Martin. Get it all out. *slaps Pinwig with a trout* *liberally scatters flowers* Martin |
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 12, 2020 21:55:23 GMT
Enter the trout!
That's me down the spout.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 12, 2020 22:05:38 GMT
A possibly final rhyme from me
As we brace for Phil's bonnet's bee.
Good night fellow hub rhymers
Next year we will be older timers.
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 12, 2020 22:38:06 GMT
Another week of nonsense done
Let’s not deny the Hub its fun
But those of us who hate the rhyme
And view it as a heinous crime
Rest easy knowing with dawn’s light
For Rhyme Week it’s at last…
Good Night.
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Post by Bogatan on Jan 12, 2020 22:48:39 GMT
Night,
Night!
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Post by Benn on Jan 12, 2020 23:34:04 GMT
With half an hour of rhyme to spare
I shall an end to this declare
At least of my participation
In this test of articulation
For though my posts have been few and far between
An attempt has been made, it must be seen
And so with this I bid adieu
From me, to all of you.
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