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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2020 7:37:34 GMT
THAT IS THE GREATEST FEAR.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 21, 2020 7:46:35 GMT
Fortunately a firm fiction.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2020 7:50:44 GMT
I CHECK EVERY LOO FOR SPIDERS BEFORE I SIT DOWN.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 21, 2020 9:59:39 GMT
I'd be more worried about millipedes.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 21, 2020 10:36:24 GMT
Millipedes in your poo would be A Very Bad thing!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2020 12:53:26 GMT
I'd be more worried about millipedes. Wait. What? -Ralph
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Dezzeh
Thunderjet
Wait, what?
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Post by Dezzeh on Jan 21, 2020 13:01:38 GMT
It's rude not to have a cursory glance at them. I quite often let the mrs know how it went, love a good poo me.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 21, 2020 13:07:09 GMT
I'd be more worried about millipedes. Wait. What? -Ralph I am just looking out for my friend.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2020 17:45:45 GMT
WHAT DO THEY DO?
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 21, 2020 18:35:34 GMT
Spiders have fewer legs than a millipede and are somewhat less... streamlined.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2020 18:39:12 GMT
Millipedes go up bums???
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 21, 2020 19:44:27 GMT
As frequently as spiders do.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2020 19:48:08 GMT
OH NO.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 21, 2020 21:11:29 GMT
Psst - that's never.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2020 21:43:18 GMT
TOO LATE.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 21, 2020 22:01:54 GMT
Ah ha ha.
You make a good experimental subject.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 21, 2020 22:20:11 GMT
Yes! Put him in a sensory deprivation tank, QUICKLY!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 22, 2020 7:57:58 GMT
What, with the millipedes?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 22, 2020 15:25:55 GMT
Errrrr, both. With, then without, and we can compare results.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 22, 2020 17:52:26 GMT
No!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 22, 2020 18:11:41 GMT
HOW DARE YOU HOLD BACK SCIENCE, DOCKOTOR! YOU MUST BE EXPERIMENTED ON! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 22, 2020 22:13:58 GMT
I refuse.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 23, 2020 21:03:56 GMT
REFUSAL: IRRELEVANT.
HUB SCIENCE HAS YOU
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 23, 2020 22:33:59 GMT
If he isn't careful the millipedes will have him.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2020 22:49:03 GMT
They won't.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 4, 2020 23:20:06 GMT
They swarm in lavatories. The U-bend is only there to confuse them.
But it doesn't.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 13, 2020 21:19:01 GMT
I am on the Throne and safe.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 13, 2020 21:40:09 GMT
That's what they want you to think... Doctor...
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