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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 28, 2020 9:17:25 GMT
My name is Khan Paige Sterling...
AND I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.
I want....
I want to hurt him. And I want to keep on hurting him...
I want him to distrust the postal service, and dread the delivery of parcels.
I want sully his hopes, and diminish his dreams. And leave only desperation where once beat his Delta Force book posting heart.
I want to plunder the consistency of all that he considers pure and decent, all he holds on to, all that makes him satisfied and contented.
I will become the very manifestation of his despair. The embodiment of his miss-trust. The marshal of his uncertainty.
I will become the wind that blows his piss back on his trouser. The one mouldy strawberry that ruins the rest because you just can't bring yourself to be eat them. The last of the cereal that's not enough for a normal full serving. The mysterious chip in a favourite mug. The pizza topping that slips off onto the dirty ground. The missing page in a rare comic. The warm champagne. The chaffing pant. The uncomfortable sock-seam on a long walk. THE UNSTOCKED TROLLEY.
I will unleash upon him a True Friending the likes of which GODS have not seen.
The Gods will admire me...
AND PITY HIM...
Somebody give me The Doctor's address...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 28, 2020 9:18:47 GMT
I would..... but he's hiding at Mrs to be Doctor's house. You'd need M to blab that one
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 28, 2020 9:22:09 GMT
Like my transforming mentor, I have endless patience...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 28, 2020 9:48:04 GMT
My understanding is they are hiding at at his flat. And he gives that address out at will.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2020 9:51:46 GMT
Jen is staying with me until at the very least her next asthma review.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 28, 2020 9:52:51 GMT
Ah so Mr Cook could send you something....... IF he had your address
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 28, 2020 9:53:27 GMT
My understanding is they are hiding at at his flat. And he gives that address out at will. ... to close to the whole interweb at one stage
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 28, 2020 9:53:35 GMT
I think now that she is at yours she should be there for the duration of the virus.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2020 9:53:45 GMT
Phil would not betray me.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 28, 2020 9:54:14 GMT
Phil did not. I did not. You betrayed yourself!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 28, 2020 10:12:28 GMT
I WILL LEAVE YOU AS YOU LEFT ME...
MAROONED (METAPHORICALLY) FOR ALL ETERNITY AT THE CENTRE OF A DEAD... PLANET...
BURRIED ALIVE!
Burried alive....
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2020 10:17:51 GMT
Phil did not. I did not. You betrayed yourself!! He tricked me! -Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 28, 2020 10:19:28 GMT
From Hell's heart I stab at thee...
For Hate's Sake I spit my last breath at thee...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 28, 2020 15:32:17 GMT
Phil did not. I did not. You betrayed yourself!! He tricked me! -Ralph I suspect he wishes he had and could then take credit for it!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 28, 2020 16:21:48 GMT
I do. But, as the many witnesses will confirm, you managed it all by yourself.
Funniest thing this year. 9 months to go and I'm pretty sure it won't be beaten
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 28, 2020 16:44:45 GMT
Just read the chat conversation again. so so funny.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2020 18:34:44 GMT
I will have my vengeance!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 28, 2020 21:21:27 GMT
On yourself??
Fool!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2020 21:53:14 GMT
Phil's plan of evil was transparent!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 29, 2020 8:48:10 GMT
So transparent it was like it was not there.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 30, 2020 16:14:39 GMT
THERE ARE NOW THREE PRIMARY REASONS FOR WAR AGAINST THE DOCKOTOR!!!
He does not believe that Starscream Skywarp and Thundercracker had their Techspecs numbers swapped about!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2020 16:23:48 GMT
That is because it never happened! Don't believe Phil's Mad Theories!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 30, 2020 17:08:38 GMT
SO, WHAT, DOCKOTOR, FUCKING SKYWARP HAS FUCKING RANK 9?!?! FUCKING STARSCREAM FUCKING RANK 5?!?! SKYWARP WHO IS FUCKING STATED AS BEING "NOT TOO CLEVER" HAS FUCKING INTELLIGENCE 9?!?! IS THAT FUCKING RIGHT?!?! DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT TO YOU?!?!?!!! NOOO!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT ISN'T ###£&@¥€$@%¢@!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2020 17:10:09 GMT
Toys are the primary text!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 30, 2020 17:12:11 GMT
BUT THE FUCKING TOY MAKERS MAKE FUCKING MISTAKES!!! THEY FUCKING MAKE FUCKING MISTAAAAAAKKKKEESSS!!!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2020 17:36:56 GMT
No. The tie-in media makes the mistakes.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 30, 2020 17:47:10 GMT
See: Special Teams thread.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2020 17:50:46 GMT
I am having CHOCOLATE.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 30, 2020 17:52:52 GMT
No. The tie-in media makes the mistakes. -Ralph Starscream is not rank 5 Skywarp is not rank 9 or intelligence 9 Nor is Skywarp intelligence 8, he is intelligence 4 They. Have been. Swapped. AROOOUUNND!And I will make you PAY for what you've done!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2020 17:56:54 GMT
If Starscream was rank 9 he wouldn't be trying to be Leader all the time. Think it through.
-Ralph
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