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Post by Shockprowl on May 17, 2020 22:00:28 GMT
Trust me. I'm the belle of Ambulance Control.
....sounds like an aircraft.
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Post by The Doctor on May 18, 2020 17:40:26 GMT
Clippers appear to be sold out everywhere locally. As did most of them online but I have paid for a set which apparently comes on Thursday. Then the ned shaving haircut will be born before I go mad with this wild hair.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2020 9:41:10 GMT
Email confirmation of clippers dispatch!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2020 11:10:26 GMT
The clippers have arrived!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on May 20, 2020 11:34:33 GMT
I'm getting close to giving myself an undercut. The only thing stopping me is how long it'll take to grow out.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 20, 2020 12:30:21 GMT
I'm getting close to giving myself an undercut. Whew. You had me worried until I Googled what that meant. Martin
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2020 14:51:39 GMT
The clippers have arrived!!! -Ralph Unfortunately, the manual is brief and also written via Google Translate. No idea how to use this thing. A very dodgy 'you have an amazon gift card' insert, which involves contacting an email which isn't an amazon one. Er, no. Everything was rattling round the box inside. Will have to look up youtube tutorials. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2020 15:22:33 GMT
OK. HERE WE GO.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 20, 2020 17:03:56 GMT
You're either brave... Or a lunatic...
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Post by Shockprowl on May 20, 2020 17:05:01 GMT
I'm getting close to giving myself an undercut. The only thing stopping me is how long it'll take to grow out. Ok, what's an 'undercut', and why do you know hairdressing terminology?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 20, 2020 17:16:59 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 20, 2020 17:27:07 GMT
Oh God he has DECAPITATED HIMSELF has he?!?!
No coming back from that!
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2020 17:29:17 GMT
I had great fun!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 20, 2020 17:30:36 GMT
ARRRGGGHHH!!!!
THE HEADLESS DOCTOR!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2020 17:34:26 GMT
It was the most fun I'd had in ages!!! Whiiiiirrrr-clump-whirrrr-clump! I filled a whole bucket with hair!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 20, 2020 17:38:22 GMT
Photo of Grade 2 Burns!
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 20, 2020 17:42:34 GMT
Here is Phil post weekend trim:
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Post by Benn on May 20, 2020 17:53:53 GMT
I'm getting close to giving myself an undercut. The only thing stopping me is how long it'll take to grow out. Ok, what's an 'undercut', and why do you know hairdressing terminology? Why do so many people not know what an undercut is? I thought I had left my days in the alternative behind me. Shockers, you shave the sides and back of your head, but leave the top alone. I’m currently growing out the last time I did this, but just shaved one side of my head.
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2020 20:26:52 GMT
Jen tidied it up a bit. The fringe went a bit wrong but otherwise ok for a 1st attempt at a home cut. Loads of hair went in the bucket. I hadn't had a haircut since February! Feel so much better for it.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 21, 2020 7:32:26 GMT
Ok, what's an 'undercut', and why do you know hairdressing terminology? Why do so many people not know what an undercut is? I thought I had left my days in the alternative behind me. Shockers, you shave the sides and back of your head, but leave the top alone. I’m currently growing out the last time I did this, but just shaved one side of my head. Shake it up. Do the opposite.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 21, 2020 7:33:56 GMT
Here is Phil post weekend trim: Rather intense... magnetic ... stare... The kind of state that looks right into Your Soul...
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 21, 2020 7:35:49 GMT
"You WILL join Saturday's Zoom call Ian....."
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Post by Shockprowl on May 21, 2020 7:37:27 GMT
UUUURRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
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Post by Benn on May 21, 2020 8:20:43 GMT
Why do so many people not know what an undercut is? I thought I had left my days in the alternative behind me. Shockers, you shave the sides and back of your head, but leave the top alone. I’m currently growing out the last time I did this, but just shaved one side of my head. Shake it up. Do the opposite. Oh, a skullet? Nah, I don't have the bone structure for that. Maybe when I start losing hair for real.
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Post by The Doctor on May 21, 2020 8:32:33 GMT
I want to shave everyone's hair now! Whiiiir clump! Whiiiir clump! Whiiiir clump!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 21, 2020 9:27:52 GMT
The kind of state that looks right into Your Soul... ...and makes you buy toys.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 21, 2020 10:28:12 GMT
The kind of state that looks right into Your Soul... ...and makes you buy toys. Yep, that's the one. "Them eyes, that roll over when they take a bite outa ya..."
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Post by The Doctor on May 21, 2020 20:01:24 GMT
I CAN CUT YOUR HAIR.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 21, 2020 20:17:40 GMT
This is a most disturbing development.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 21, 2020 21:44:24 GMT
I CAN CUT YOUR HAIR. -Ralph Fuck off.
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