They apparently knew this was coming, as my local's been taking bookings since Monday. I got in there quick and early, so I'll be their second customer or somesuch. Should be safer than being their 102nd customer.
Little is known about this goblin beyond its dual role as an offensive weapon and teapot.
Finally got my post-lockdown haircut while on holiday last week. Feels very good, was looking absolutely terrible.
As someone who is terrible at small talk, and dreads that part of haircuts, it was great to get it cut by someone with who I don't have a language in common. Just showed her a photo from about the last time it was cut and we were off!