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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 19, 2021 1:58:27 GMT
A deal is a deal, might as well get it over with for this year!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 19, 2021 5:33:15 GMT
It's Monday 2021 Week 16
Yesterday: Decent Day, all went well.
Last Night: Oh Dear. Tummy very painful again, kept me awake most of the night. Lead suspect is some Lentils I ate with lunch. Pain did reduce before flaring again around five this morning. Uncomfortable and bloated.
Today: The electric wheelchair arrives. HUGE ONE this, can't even start to scrath the surface of how I feel or what it represents. Doing today was going to be difficult anyway, doing it with (metaphorically) one hand tied behind my back thanks to the stomach ..... yeah. This could be a challenge.
Pray Day goes OK, Sinuses, CMT and Head cope OK. Pray stomach improves. Pray Liz's back continues to improve - she drove yesterday. Pray we stay protected from the virus.
Have a good day, stay safe & well.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 19, 2021 5:46:47 GMT
Credit to Phil where credit's due.
I'd forgotten this, so a big thank-you.
One must admit you have played fair.
Good luck with your hovering space-wheelchair!
Martin
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Post by Jim on Apr 19, 2021 7:48:31 GMT
Sweet sixteen!
It is time
For the week
Where WE MUST RHYME
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2021 8:42:01 GMT
Milk delivery was short,
Four pints: abort?
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 19, 2021 9:08:55 GMT
Milk delivery was short, Four pints: abort? -Ralph Maybe someone shouldn't have drunk so much on Saturday. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 19, 2021 9:09:25 GMT
Chair is here, awaiting OT
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 19, 2021 10:31:20 GMT
All done. Been once round the green outside under supervision. Only hit the doorframe once so far.
Death ray not pre-installed...... But Through The Daleks I WILL Have That Power!
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Post by Benn on Apr 19, 2021 15:16:15 GMT
Today, walking in my home town
I saw a Ralph clone, and he was not a clown!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2021 16:47:10 GMT
It was not me.
Run! Flee!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 19, 2021 16:56:46 GMT
I'm very pleased rhyming week is here!
I'll celebrate its arrival with a nice cold beer!
Oh no wait, for it is an early school night.
I'll wait for the weekend, don't want to feel shite.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 19, 2021 16:58:15 GMT
Today, walking in my home town I saw a Ralph clone, and he was not a clown! Did you go up to him, for a closer look? Did he puzzle at you, as though you're a bit crook? |
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 19, 2021 16:59:57 GMT
A deal is a deal, might as well get it over with for this year! Welldone Big Phil, you are a star! One day I'll buy you a pint, at a bar! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 19, 2021 17:02:18 GMT
It was not me. Run! Flee! -Ralph I bet it was you, You're stalking Urzu! Leave him in peace! You big hairy bease! |
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Post by Benn on Apr 19, 2021 17:06:26 GMT
Today, walking in my home town I saw a Ralph clone, and he was not a clown! Did you go up to him, for a closer look? Did he puzzle at you, as though you're a bit crook? Puzzle at me he did indeed In his eyes a question did plead Perhaps to him I was the clone? Am I not in this world alone? |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 19, 2021 17:06:45 GMT
Only hit the doorframe once so far. I hope you didn't squash too many flowers. I'm sure you drive better than Austin Powers. Martin |
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 19, 2021 17:09:55 GMT
Did you go up to him, for a closer look? Did he puzzle at you, as though you're a bit crook? Puzzle at me he did indeed In his eyes a question did plead Perhaps to him I was the clone? Am I not in this world alone? In this universe with all its infinity, Another Urzu must be a certinity. |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 19, 2021 19:18:44 GMT
A poem for Monday
Thundercats are on the move.
Thundercats are loose.
Bullwinkle's not a Thundercat.
Bullwinkle's a moose.
Tomorrow: A poem for Tuesday
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 20, 2021 6:37:06 GMT
Morning All!
It's Tuesday!
Yesterday: Considering I started the day on little sleep, a very painful tummy and something I'd been dreading looming, Yesterday Morning went AMAZINGLY well. Electric Chair is here. Not a lot of room to practice in the house but taken it for a spin round the green. Physically coped well, Thank You Lord and all who prayed. Was tired by lunch, but still functional when I went to bed if not for much longer...... and slept three and a half hours!
Today: J back to home schooling - we postponed it a day from yesterday as we thougt it would be too disruptive and too much going on. Recorder 8am, so need to remember to host Prayer Meeting upstairs, then he's out to ARC then Liz teaching 10am.
Pray Day goes OK, Sinuses, CMT, stomach and Head cope OK. Pray Liz's back copes, especially with the driving. Pray we stay protected from the virus.
Have a good day, stay safe & well.
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Post by Bogatan on Apr 20, 2021 13:22:29 GMT
Materials for the Shed are due.
Where they'll go, I haven't a clue.
At least Unicron isnt arriving too.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 20, 2021 16:47:33 GMT
I hope you build your shed and snigger,
When you realise that Unicron's bigger.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 20, 2021 17:03:53 GMT
Unicron is bigger than a mighty mole,
He stuffs planets into his big hole!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 20, 2021 17:06:55 GMT
Doctor really you are consistently rude!
About Unicron's maw, you should be booed!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 20, 2021 17:43:00 GMT
Yer Maw?
Naw!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 20, 2021 17:48:06 GMT
Materials for the Shed are due. Where they'll go, I haven't a clue. At least Unicron isnt arriving too. Any, you, get back to the Chess Thread! Avenge your pony, for he is now DEAD. |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 20, 2021 17:50:57 GMT
Materials for the Shed are due. Where they'll go, I haven't a clue. At least Unicron isnt arriving too. I hope he isn't a pile of poo. Martin |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 20, 2021 18:02:21 GMT
A poem for Tuesday:
It's a very funny thought that, if Chairs were Cheese,
Their frames would be cheddar and the cushions soft bries.
And that being so (if the Cheese was Chairs),
Phil could have a snack while going upstairs.
(Ten points to anyone who can tell me which famous poet I am plagiarising.)
Tomorrow: A poem for Wednesday
Martin
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Post by Nigel on Apr 20, 2021 20:24:47 GMT
What's that, it's rhyming week you say?
Well darn it, I went and missed Monday!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 21, 2021 6:23:42 GMT
Morning All!
It's Wednesday
Yesterday: Decentish day, back to school for J. Took chair out for spin round the green.
Today: Quieter day for all of us, J out at Arc this morning again.
Pray Day goes OK, Sinuses, CMT and Head cope OK. Pray L's back holds out after having driven yesterday & today. Pray we stay protected from the virus.
Have a good day, stay safe & well.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 21, 2021 16:23:58 GMT
(Ten points to anyone who can tell me which famous poet I am plagiarising.) Nobody? Really! Does nobody read the classics any more? Here's a longer one plagiarised from the same poet. A poem for Wednesday: Here lies a ladder which Phil (true word) Is fond of when it stands up straight, And Phil was talking to a mate Called Ralph (in case you hadn't heard) When something Odd occurred. For lo! their wind blew with a will And flattened out Phil's great loft ladder; And things looked grim or even badder - Badder, I mean, for those with Phil - I've never known things look so ill. Then Pinwig (PINWIG) thought a thing: "Courage!" he said. "There's always hope. I want a thinnish piece of rope. Or, if there isn't any, bring A thickish piece of string." Down from the Loft of Joy he dropped, While Ralph and Phil said "Oh!" and "Hum!" And where the ladder should have come Through hatch and down rope Pinwig hopped Until he reached the floor and stopped. O gallant Pinwig (PINWIG)! Ho! Did Pinwig tremble? Did he frown? No, no, he plummeted to the ground Within the Death-Fortress, I know Because I saw him go. Down he dropped, and then stood there And shouted, "Help Phil, I implore, And Ralph, a pal!" until he saw His friend Andu climbing the stair As quickly as he dare. "Help-Help and Rescue!" Pinwig cried, And showed the others where to go. (Sing ho! for Pinwig (PINWIG) ho!) And soon the ladder was back upright, And we cheered him with all our might. Sing ho! for Pinwig, ho! Ho! Tomorrow: A poem for Thursday Martin |
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