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Post by Stomski on Nov 12, 2022 8:29:29 GMT
Seriously, why do people do (3). I mean, I'm guilty of it too, but you reach a point of diminishing returns where you can barely even taste what's on the spoon and still keep going.
The human condition is crazy.
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Post by legios on Nov 12, 2022 17:08:11 GMT
If there is still yoghurt to be removed from the pot then it isn't finished. If I have reached the stage where I can no longer remove a viable amount of yoghurt, then the yoghurt is finished.
Karl
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Post by blueshift on Nov 12, 2022 17:40:27 GMT
What sort of sicko doesn't try to get the maximum amount of yoghurt possible???
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Post by Stomski on Nov 12, 2022 19:17:16 GMT
Have you ever watched someone closely whilst they partake in this endeavour? It looks absolutely ridiculous!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 12, 2022 22:32:18 GMT
All yoghurt must be extracted.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Nov 13, 2022 19:18:19 GMT
But why though?
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 13, 2022 19:23:06 GMT
If you're eating a bag of sweets, do you leave a few in the bottom? Do you not tip the last crumbs in a bag of crisps into your mouth?
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Nov 13, 2022 19:51:00 GMT
Food mustn't be wasted.
Martin
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Post by legios on Nov 13, 2022 19:59:42 GMT
Have you ever watched someone closely whilst they partake in this endeavour? It looks absolutely ridiculous! Usually I am too busy eating my own yoghurt to do so. Anyway, all eating looks ridiculous - it is an incredibly inefficient way to transfer energy from one entity to another. :-) Karl |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Nov 13, 2022 20:52:38 GMT
And then there's licking clean the underside of the peel-back yoghurt top...
Martin
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Post by Stomski on Nov 13, 2022 22:17:05 GMT
If you're eating a bag of sweets, do you leave a few in the bottom? Totally not the same. Those are individual sweets, full of promise and delight. A scraping of yoghurt is inconsequential. Do you not tip the last crumbs in a bag of crisps into your mouth? That is a single action, the has a reward of condensed flavour. Anyway, all eating looks ridiculous We're looking at relative ridiculousness here, and this is even more ridiculous than eating an apple. it is an incredibly inefficient way to transfer energy from one entity to another. :-) And even more inefficient when the quantity is so insubstantial as in this case. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 13, 2022 22:18:31 GMT
Not if there's a bit left down the bottom.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 13, 2022 22:18:45 GMT
And then there's licking clean the underside of the peel-back yoghurt top... Martin I lick the same thing Martin licks. Every time. As soon as it is opened, it's licking time. -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 13, 2022 23:40:11 GMT
Seriously, why do people do (3). I mean, I'm guilty of it too, but you reach a point of diminishing returns where you can barely even taste what's on the spoon and still keep going. The human condition is crazy. I think you've just summed up the human condition in one brilliant post there, cyber-chum. |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 15, 2022 22:24:53 GMT
I just had a yoghurt. I left a bit in the hope it provides Stomski with a positive mental health boost.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 15, 2022 22:54:44 GMT
I use the end of the spoon to dig the last of the yoghurt out
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Post by Stomski on Nov 16, 2022 11:42:58 GMT
I just had a yoghurt. I left a bit in the hope it provides Stomski with a positive mental health boost. The ability to rationalise and overcome our instincts to change our behaviour is what separates us from the animals. |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 16, 2022 18:41:59 GMT
Woof!
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Post by Stomski on Nov 10, 2023 16:04:51 GMT
More food observations...
The toast finger rub.
The bag of crisps shake.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 10, 2023 17:13:04 GMT
I do neither of those things.
What's the toast finger rub..?
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Post by Stomski on Nov 10, 2023 18:19:04 GMT
It's the act of putting your toast down and then gingerly rubbing your finger tips together to remove the crumbs. I have seen numerous people do it in real life and on the telly, all with the same manerism.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 10, 2023 20:38:56 GMT
Nope.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Nov 10, 2023 22:48:12 GMT
What about the boiled egg shell boogaloo? Surely you've seen everyone do that!
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 10, 2023 23:26:04 GMT
Why would you shake a bag of crisps?
You only need to do that if it's one that comes with the little blue salt bag.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 11, 2023 8:15:45 GMT
The little bits at the end can get stuck in the corner. Rather than put your hand inside the salty, slimy bag to get them like some desperately lost soul scavenging the last of his salvation some people instead choose a simple shake to loosen them.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 11, 2023 9:53:36 GMT
It's the act of putting your toast down and then gingerly rubbing your finger tips together to remove the crumbs. I have seen numerous people do it in real life and on the telly, all with the same manerism. Oh yes I do that! |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 11, 2023 10:27:43 GMT
I never have stuck crisps.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 11, 2023 14:02:56 GMT
The little bits at the end can get stuck in the corner. Rather than put your hand inside the salty, slimy bag to get them like some desperately lost soul scavenging the last of his salvation some people instead choose a simple shake to loosen them. Heathen! Eating with fingers? What is this? The stone age? |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 11, 2023 15:08:10 GMT
How do you eat your crisps then? Do you use a spoon?
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 11, 2023 18:44:29 GMT
Truly Pinwig is the Crisp Phil.
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