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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 14, 2023 14:00:17 GMT
Phil needs to play Robot Santa and send items to Burns and M
Because he is a tight g!t he proposes to send the items TOGETHER and get one chum to deliver to his nearby friend.
However Phil is aware there is some past form in this matter ...
So who gets the box and gets trusted to deliver to the other?
Or should Phil enlist the assistance of a third party recipient?
VOTE NOW!!!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 14, 2023 21:23:49 GMT
You must follow your heart.
And for extra precaution send it to Joy or Jen.
Although Ralph will now be on the look out for such security.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 19, 2023 9:53:08 GMT
The parcel is wending it's way north. Please LMK when it arrives
But which coloured house is it going to? Tell me what do you think.....
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2023 13:11:13 GMT
Been a few days since last we saw a Postie...
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2023 13:12:59 GMT
You must follow your heart. And for extra precaution send it to Joy or Jen. Although Ralph will now be on the look out for such security. ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR LAST NIGHT'S SECRET DUCKS??!!! -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 19, 2023 21:39:22 GMT
Been a few days since last we saw a Postie... -Ralph Oh no. |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 20, 2023 11:59:19 GMT
I am still waiting for you to deny being behind Duckgate.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 20, 2023 14:42:06 GMT
I was putting my daughter to bed at the time. Joy was out at a work Christmas meal.
Both of these occured in Manchester. Where you don't live. Apparently.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 20, 2023 15:41:23 GMT
Hmmm.
A while ago, a Christmas duck appeares in the back garden. Then two more MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED during the ONLY time the house was unnocupied that day!
I do not live in Manchester so your denial is weak! Weak!
ADMIT IT! YOU ARE THE DUCK LORD!!! THERE IS NO-ONE ELSE IT CAN BE!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 20, 2023 15:59:15 GMT
Think you're going quackers, Doc.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 20, 2023 16:02:29 GMT
Those ducks were not there before!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 20, 2023 16:17:01 GMT
Keep calm and don't let it ruffle your feathers.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 20, 2023 17:16:46 GMT
ARE YOU BEHIND THE SECRET DUCKS??!!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 20, 2023 17:32:56 GMT
Some people have all the duck.
Martin
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 20, 2023 18:35:45 GMT
Careful Martin, you'll be his next suspect.
I have no idea what your house occupancy rota is. I can only suggest you query the people who do.
Like Pinwig.
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 20, 2023 18:36:10 GMT
If I was behind the secret ducks, you'd be getting the bill.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 20, 2023 19:26:36 GMT
M IS THE PHANTOM DUCKER!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 20, 2023 19:34:12 GMT
What's Mrs Ralph's opinion on this matter?
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 20, 2023 19:43:59 GMT
I'm not a phantom ducker,
I'm a phantom ducker's son.
I'm only ducking phantoms
'till the phantom ducker comes.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 20, 2023 20:27:50 GMT
What's Mrs Ralph's opinion on this matter? She denies everything despite being Strangely Unsurprised when Ducks 2 and 3 appeared. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 20, 2023 21:25:44 GMT
TREACHERY!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 20, 2023 21:47:56 GMT
Very suspicious.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 21, 2023 7:36:24 GMT
TODAY M will get his Airazor Battlemaster.....
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 21, 2023 7:46:22 GMT
If so then I shall open it tonight and Phil will make the photos appear.
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 21, 2023 9:07:36 GMT
Who are you? What have you done with the real Fortmax?
(Hey, get me making jokes about not opening toys!)
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 21, 2023 9:11:50 GMT
I made him promise to open it before I'd let him have one of my Airazors and demanded photo proof
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 21, 2023 10:00:35 GMT
Mrs M has been informed.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 21, 2023 10:38:11 GMT
The Airazor is ready to go. KA-CAW! KA-CAW!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 21, 2023 16:07:56 GMT
We are in the car heading to you!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 21, 2023 16:21:38 GMT
I AM WORKING!!!
-Ralph
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