All Hail Week 33!

[The Doctor]

Fucking awful day. 2008 thus has been a total shitter.

-Ralph

[Grand Moff Muffin]

Really sorry to hear it, Ralph. I hope your luck changes soon.

Martin

[karla]

poor poor things, whats wrong doctor?
doesn't seem hero is having too good a time now either

[Deleted]

I've had an interesting last two days. On Thursday night I was walking back home after playing a harmless game of bingo only for a young woman to mistake me for a copper and tell me that she couldn't get in her house until she realised her mistake (I think it was the fag I was smoking that gave it away) and yesterday I was playing bingo again and won £130.

[Shockprowl]

channelling for all who need it.

I'm unblocked again! Not for long though I fear! The good ship Shockprowl is running smoothly. 'Cept my shoulder's playing up. I told Piglet 'bout it. She says "Don't worry, Daddy." holds her hand out to me and says "here's Calpol for youuuu." Then, over the last few days that I've been working, Mrs Shockprowl has informed me that Piglet has been telling her that she's got a poorly shoulder! Marvelous creature.

Potty training hasn't really taken off. Although one day she did a wee, got some on her top, which I removed, then got over excited and started to run round the house nude. I quickly disposed of the wee, and returned to find this small pink nude thing sprawled on her front on the kitchen floor complaining she's had a trip! Funny sight!

[Philip Ayres]

Not doing so good here.

Jonathan's full of energy during the day and wearing me out. When he isn't trying to bite me.

Then in the evenings when I'm knackered and want some time to myself he's screaming for an hour + when put to bed.

Not feeling so good, got worn down.

[Bogatan]

Well it seems we're all having somewhat poor weeks.

Retail sucks, but I have always found it perversely entertaining. My first regular job at Jackson exposed me to the drunken scum of Springbank. The worst thing being spat on by a prick who blamed me for something or another. Refusing to sell cigs and alcohol was often fun when not terrifying.

Drunks at pub always fun. Best one being some wannabe nazi's attempting to leave material in the pub, the innocently asking what it was and what it said. I played along and said something along the lines "Its a piece of shit leaflet left by impotent wannabes that need to blame others who arent like them for all there own failings" WE suspected they were looking for a Nazi friendly bar to hang out at.

My cousin, the boss then got worried and had the bouncers escort them out.

At Asda I got to work in a giant fridge and freezer which I really loved, seriously the real world is to hot for me.

Andy

[Deleted]

I went to my local country fair today which carries the name of my home village but hasn't been held in said village since 2005. The usual events abounded including a falconry display, gundog demo and horse trials as well as the annual displays of chickens, turkeys and ferrets being showcased. The weather was also nice unlike last year where it pissed it down and everyone crowded into the beer tent.

[Philip Ayres]

This morning we had Poo right the way down J's trouser leg