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Aug 27, 2021 18:20:08 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 27, 2021 18:20:08 GMT
Oh... Ummmm, oh... that- that doesn't sound right, Doc'.
Although fairly accurate because he is a very rude man who not only is actually very rude in and of himself, but makes out others are rude whilst simultaneously inciting them to be rude.
....passive-aggressive rudeness.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 27, 2021 18:47:40 GMT
There's nothing passive about Phil's rudeness...
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Aug 27, 2021 20:25:58 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 27, 2021 20:25:58 GMT
Yes, it's often quite in your face.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 27, 2021 20:51:14 GMT
If you're lucky.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 22, 2022 11:53:54 GMT
Nduja sausage on my lunchtim pizza today.
That was a bit "fun"!
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Sept 13, 2022 16:28:39 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 13, 2022 16:28:39 GMT
Just did the weekly shop online from Morereasons, and I was quite taken with they're now describing sausages. They have 'The Best' and then they 'Everyday'.
Everyday sausage.
"Oh, yes, this is my everyday sausage..."
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Sept 13, 2022 19:17:11 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2022 19:17:11 GMT
I want an Everyday Sausage.
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Sept 13, 2022 20:04:15 GMT
I do not recommend having sausages Everyday... It is probably bad for one to have that much minced pork or beef product...
Karl
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Sept 13, 2022 21:22:15 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 13, 2022 21:22:15 GMT
Everyday, Sausage?
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2022 21:25:59 GMT
My Everyday Sausages arrived this morning.
They're now in The Fridge.
(My Best Sausage is kept in the garage, obviously.)
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 14, 2022 21:27:49 GMT
(My Best Sausage is kept in the garage, obviously.) Mrs P wants to know why I'm laughing so hard. I'm not sure I can explain. |
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Sept 14, 2022 21:29:26 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2022 21:29:26 GMT
DON'T EXPLAIN! DON'T EXPLAIN!!!
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Sept 14, 2022 21:34:32 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 14, 2022 21:34:32 GMT
But what do I say?!
I've got fat balls in my garage.
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Sept 14, 2022 21:36:17 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2022 21:36:17 GMT
Fat balls...? What, for feeding birds?
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 14, 2022 21:39:14 GMT
Of course. Bulk buy. The birds in my garden are ravenous little tykes. They get through loads.
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Sept 14, 2022 21:49:36 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2022 21:49:36 GMT
Heh, no kidding?
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Sept 14, 2022 21:51:18 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2022 21:51:18 GMT
What else you got in there? Your collection of spores, moulds, and fungus...?
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Sept 14, 2022 21:56:48 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 14, 2022 21:56:48 GMT
Most recent aquisition is a leaf blower. Which also sucks. I tried it out last weekend. Going to be a big help when the trees start shedding.
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Sept 14, 2022 22:04:25 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2022 22:04:25 GMT
A leaf blower?!?! Woaw, that's... that's actually pretty HARD CORE.
I've been thinking about getting a petrol lawnmower.
Let me know how the leaf blowers goes...
I FEEL SO MAGNIFICENTLY MIDDLE AGED AND MAGNIFICENTLY MIDDLE CLASSED!!! I DRIVE A SKODA! I HAVE A BOOK BY CARL SAGAN THAT I HAVEN'T READ! I USE BIRD-FRIENDLY PATIO WEED KILLER! I UP-CYCLED A SIDEBOARD THE OTHER DAY! TOUCH ME!!!! TOUCH ME QUICKLY AND YOU MIGHT FEEL THIS WAY TOO!!!!
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Sept 14, 2022 22:06:09 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2022 22:06:09 GMT
But what do I say?! I've got fat balls in my garage. You call your pants your 'garage'?? -Ralph |
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Sept 14, 2022 22:08:48 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2022 22:08:48 GMT
Well, obviously he does.
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Sept 14, 2022 22:11:53 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2022 22:11:53 GMT
I bet he scratches a lot in his garage.
-Ralph
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Sept 14, 2022 22:12:44 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2022 22:12:44 GMT
Definitely.
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Sept 14, 2022 22:13:52 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2022 22:13:52 GMT
I wonder if he ever needs special cream from the GP for his itchy garage.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 14, 2022 22:23:04 GMT
Most recent aquisition is a leaf blower. Which also sucks. Oh dear, not that good? |
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Sept 14, 2022 22:35:33 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2022 22:35:33 GMT
Not if he doesn't want sucking.
-Ralph
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Sept 15, 2022 16:06:10 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 15, 2022 16:06:10 GMT
Quite a lot goes on in Pinwig's garage....
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 15, 2022 20:30:24 GMT
I FEEL SO MAGNIFICENTLY MIDDLE AGED AND MAGNIFICENTLY MIDDLE CLASSED!!! I DRIVE A SKODA! I HAVE A BOOK BY CARL SAGAN THAT I HAVEN'T READ! I USE BIRD-FRIENDLY PATIO WEED KILLER! I UP-CYCLED A SIDEBOARD THE OTHER DAY! TOUCH ME!!!! TOUCH ME QUICKLY AND YOU MIGHT FEEL THIS WAY TOO!!!!There will be NO midlife crises on the hub, thank you very much. |
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Sept 15, 2022 20:31:36 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 15, 2022 20:31:36 GMT
You call your pants your 'garage'?? -Ralph RUDE. |
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 15, 2022 20:33:50 GMT
Most recent aquisition is a leaf blower. Which also sucks. Oh dear, not that good? It's very big with a shoulder strap. You can strut around like you're Arnie in T2 with a mini-gun under your arm. |
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