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Post by Cullen on Apr 30, 2009 11:23:40 GMT
in a
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 30, 2009 11:27:08 GMT
monkey's paw
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Post by grahamthomson on Apr 30, 2009 12:21:29 GMT
without any
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Post by Bogatan on Apr 30, 2009 12:54:43 GMT
Pretenders help.
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Post by Benn on Apr 30, 2009 14:26:55 GMT
"Bugger that
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 30, 2009 16:57:53 GMT
said Santa
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 30, 2009 17:22:01 GMT
Jones, a.k.a.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 30, 2009 17:26:25 GMT
Daffy Duck
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Post by grahamthomson on May 1, 2009 7:55:45 GMT
"Stop swearing!"
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Post by Shockprowl on May 1, 2009 9:07:45 GMT
,said Megan,
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Post by Bogatan on May 1, 2009 10:09:15 GMT
her breasts
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Post by The Doctor on May 1, 2009 10:29:42 GMT
of chicken
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Post by Bogatan on May 1, 2009 10:52:27 GMT
smelt rotten
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Post by The Doctor on May 1, 2009 17:14:13 GMT
but cooked
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2009 21:45:04 GMT
a treat
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Post by The Doctor on May 1, 2009 22:17:30 GMT
when barbequeued.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 1, 2009 22:40:46 GMT
along with
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Post by Bogatan on May 1, 2009 23:06:44 GMT
Longtooth, she
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 2, 2009 6:43:27 GMT
contemplated Confucianism.
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THE STORY SO FAR!!!
Just yesterday, Longtooth was wondering why Ralph was [furrowing his] standing outside the public display of rare Octopunches someone had lovingly assembled from cheeses imported from Colonel Gaddafi's grandmother by dromedary who lives in a tree.
Conkers in Mars are like sooo unfair, especially when furrowing Ralph's sweaty brow smells of grandmother's oldest grand-daughter's uncle's damp bicycle of destiny.
Suddenly, thousands of sausages later, Longtooth gurned madly before he fell before the feet of Stranglehold's favourite ice-cream-cone-shaped monster that sounded very sad. "Whoops," he did in his kneecaps. Longtooth's knee proved impervious to anything but fish that could defy King Alfred's buried potato plants when in philosophical mood.
Collagen killed the radio star, mainly in a monkey's paw without any Pretenders' help. "Bugger that," said Santa Jones, a.k.a. Daffy Duck.
"Stop swearing," said Megan. Her breasts of chicken smelt rotten but cooked a treat when barbecued. Along with Longtooth, she contemplated Confucianism.
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Post by The Doctor on May 2, 2009 19:10:42 GMT
Meanwhile, a
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Post by legios on May 2, 2009 22:12:06 GMT
yellow duck
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Post by The Doctor on May 2, 2009 22:24:01 GMT
peered into
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Post by Bogatan on May 2, 2009 22:40:23 GMT
Longtooths shell
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2009 8:58:47 GMT
and said
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Post by The Doctor on May 3, 2009 10:13:08 GMT
"Red rum!"
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Post by Bogatan on May 3, 2009 14:32:44 GMT
then waddled
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2009 14:41:35 GMT
into Longtooth's
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Post by The Doctor on May 3, 2009 15:46:19 GMT
other dimension.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 3, 2009 16:00:01 GMT
Righteous bailiffs
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Post by The Doctor on May 3, 2009 16:06:37 GMT
served notice
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