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Post by Cullen on May 7, 2009 16:47:18 GMT
Greatly aroused
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2009 17:32:27 GMT
and frisky,
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2009 21:36:44 GMT
Optimus Prime
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Post by Bogatan on May 7, 2009 21:38:14 GMT
and Longthooths
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2009 21:44:10 GMT
great grandparents
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Post by The Doctor on May 8, 2009 7:03:53 GMT
played hopscotch
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Post by grahamthomson on May 8, 2009 10:43:30 GMT
in the
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Post by The Doctor on May 8, 2009 10:46:01 GMT
briar patch!
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Post by Cullen on May 8, 2009 11:12:12 GMT
Lurching erect
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2009 18:29:55 GMT
and ready
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Post by The Doctor on May 9, 2009 19:07:59 GMT
for jelly
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2009 19:41:09 GMT
babies and
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 10, 2009 5:02:49 GMT
high explosives
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2009 8:54:20 GMT
, but suddenly
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2009 10:54:05 GMT
Noel Edmonds
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2009 16:41:04 GMT
materialised within
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THE STORY SO FAR!!!
Just yesterday, Longtooth was wondering why Ralph was [furrowing his] standing outside the public display of rare Octopunches someone had lovingly assembled from cheeses imported from Colonel Gaddafi's grandmother by dromedary who lives in a tree.
Conkers in Mars are like sooo unfair, especially when furrowing Ralph's sweaty brow smells of grandmother's oldest grand-daughter's uncle's damp bicycle of destiny.
Suddenly, thousands of sausages later, Longtooth gurned madly before he fell before the feet of Stranglehold's favourite ice-cream-cone-shaped monster that sounded very sad. "Whoops," he did in his kneecaps. Longtooth's knee proved impervious to anything but fish that could defy King Alfred's buried potato plants when in philosophical mood.
Collagen killed the radio star, mainly in a monkey's paw without any Pretenders' help. "Bugger that," said Santa Jones, a.k.a. Daffy Duck.
"Stop swearing," said Megan. Her breasts of chicken smelt rotten but cooked a treat when barbecued. Along with Longtooth, she contemplated Confucianism.
Meanwhile, a yellow duck peered into Longtooths shell and said "Red rum!" then waddled into Longtooth's other dimension. Righteous Bailiffs served notice three weeks later.
The supreme being contemplated ducks but chose to leave the bread to decide if it would avenge the falcon! Poor falcon asked politely that vagabonds desist from inspecting curious smelling ducks who often quacked alone like pipers in pink.
Afterwards, when the elephants made their coup attempt, Trunkor decided he'd totally stepped on his mother's bone china of tranquility.
Awkwardly parambulating plot, this.
But suddenly!
Yes, indeed!
Looking through the eye of somebody from space!
Meanwhile, Longtooth heard quacking from Prime! He wondered long and wondered short, but always smiling coquettishly. "Zut alors!". A dit dot dit tapped Captain Pepe Picard, disguised as a caravan complete with spy camera under his third rear end. Gasp!
Longtooth's mother disowned him! Greatly aroused and frisky, Optimus Prime and Longtooth's great grandparents played hopscotch in the briar patch! Lurching erect and ready for jelly babies and high explosives, but suddenly Noel Edmonds materialised within
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 10, 2009 16:54:22 GMT
and without
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Post by Mark_Stevenson on May 10, 2009 17:43:36 GMT
a clue,
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2009 18:45:11 GMT
a sausage,
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2009 19:53:44 GMT
and a
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 10, 2009 21:22:54 GMT
good reason
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2009 21:27:18 GMT
to start
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2009 22:34:13 GMT
Stan Bush
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 10, 2009 22:45:24 GMT
style singing
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2009 22:48:48 GMT
while shaking
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Post by Bogatan on May 10, 2009 23:00:40 GMT
his booty.
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2009 23:04:24 GMT
The clap
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 10, 2009 23:17:52 GMT
of thunder
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Post by The Doctor on May 11, 2009 8:01:19 GMT
startled Jane
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Post by Bogatan on May 11, 2009 8:06:20 GMT
made Noel
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