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Post by The Doctor on Nov 25, 2018 16:16:21 GMT
No need!
I have cake. Yum yum.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 25, 2018 16:50:51 GMT
Explain
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 25, 2018 17:01:07 GMT
M, please clarify to the forum who the cake made by Mrs M was intended for?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 25, 2018 20:10:59 GMT
Cake for Ralph! I was given explicit instructions!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 25, 2018 22:17:17 GMT
Let's wait for independent confirmation of that assertion.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 25, 2018 23:22:28 GMT
This cake had egg in it so not for Andy.
Also this may have been influenced by past attempts to get cake to Andy via Ralph having all failed.
Ralph, tell the Hub how Mrs M out ate you at the buffet last night. In fact I think I did too.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 26, 2018 20:47:50 GMT
It's less than a month till Christmas, any Stollen sightings yet?
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Post by blueshift on Nov 26, 2018 20:51:21 GMT
It's less than a month till Christmas, any Stollen sightings yet? ASDA is stacked high with them I might make one again this year |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 26, 2018 21:38:06 GMT
That is a frightening prospect.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 27, 2018 7:45:58 GMT
It'll probably have a fried egg on top and curried green vegetables in the middle and taste a bit salty stirred as it will be by Blueshift's large WANG!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 27, 2018 7:50:18 GMT
It'll probably have a fried egg on top and curried green vegetables in the middle and taste a bit salty stirred as it will be by Blueshift's large WANG! Good grief *monocle pops off* |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 27, 2018 8:00:03 GMT
It'll probably have a fried egg on top and curried green vegetables in the middle and taste a bit salty stirred as it will be by Blueshift's large WANG! Good grief *monocle pops off* Don't act all innocent and and and monocley! I know within your chest beats the heart of a crazy person! (and I love you for it!) |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 27, 2018 21:07:49 GMT
This is a disturbing twist.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 15, 2018 21:14:53 GMT
Andu has learned that salad pizza exists. He is not taking the news well but it was my duty as a good chum to inform him.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 15, 2018 21:19:39 GMT
In an act of outright defiance of that pish he went and ate several slices of black pudding for dinner.
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Post by blueshift on Dec 15, 2018 21:44:56 GMT
Andu has learned that salad pizza exists. He is not taking the news well but it was my duty as a good chum to inform him. -Ralph Does it have lettuce on it? Is it salad cream instead of tomato? |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 15, 2018 21:52:29 GMT
It is a normal pizza entirely covered in salad.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 16, 2018 12:45:59 GMT
A fucking crime is what it is.
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 16, 2018 12:49:51 GMT
I can't help but thinking the lettuce would be a little limp.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 17, 2018 8:11:57 GMT
It is amazing how tattie scones don't taste like potatoes.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 31, 2018 23:46:17 GMT
We return to the subject of eating out of date food..... So Mum buys her crisps in big multipacks I have just discovered the one in the cupboard has slipped out of date while she has been in hospital. Safe to eat? And in what quantity? |
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Post by blueshift on Dec 31, 2018 23:58:53 GMT
We return to the subject of eating out of date food..... So Mum buys her crisps in big multipacks I have just discovered the one in the cupboard has slipped out of date while she has been in hospital. Safe to eat? And in what quantity? Dry stuff like crisps, sure, you probably have weeks Stuff like eggs, no |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 1, 2019 0:32:14 GMT
OH MY GODFATHERS PORT IS AMAZING!
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Post by blueshift on Jan 1, 2019 0:35:19 GMT
OH MY GODFATHERS PORT IS AMAZING! I never liked port  |
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 1, 2019 0:35:35 GMT
Very true.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 1, 2019 8:41:33 GMT
I prefer starboard.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 1, 2019 10:01:06 GMT
Funny, I've never thought of you as leaning to the right.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 1, 2019 10:58:46 GMT
THE DETOX STARTS TODAY!
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Post by blueshift on Jan 1, 2019 11:03:10 GMT
No Shockprowl, don't do a fruit and vegetable detox by eating only pork pies for 2019!! |
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 1, 2019 11:33:36 GMT
Mine doesn't. I won't be back in routine until next Monday, so all regular eating patterns and diet are off till then. Evidenced by the fact that today, a Tuesday, I'm going to have a Monday dinner! I know! Crazy!
Still running though.
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