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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 20:45:36 GMT
I did to Phil's loo what he demanded I do!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 16, 2022 20:47:35 GMT
It's what you did to it before that that worries me....
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 20:48:52 GMT
It was a normal movement! And you said the toilet had been wonky of late!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 16, 2022 20:49:24 GMT
Boiling water can cause porcelain to crack and pvc pipes to melt!!! Plumbers have confirmed this to me. Listen to the experts. That's just plumbers wanting £300 for doing a simple household task. IS BURNS IN LEAGUE WITH THE PLUMBERS ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 20:51:47 GMT
No, you are!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 16, 2022 21:48:23 GMT
Well this is exciting.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 22:35:15 GMT
Phil has plumbed new depths!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 16, 2022 23:58:15 GMT
Thanks to more difficulties today It got washing soda'd tonight with dramatic effect.
Had a day of things going wrong in the house which has been a bit wearing....
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 17, 2022 8:55:10 GMT
Washing soda??
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Dec 17, 2022 8:59:16 GMT
Oh yeah baking soda plus vinegar is a good one to put down the loo
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 17, 2022 9:54:24 GMT
Yup. Liz got it from ASDA. Really strong solution
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 17, 2022 10:06:13 GMT
Then why did you tell me to boil kettles??!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 17, 2022 10:16:28 GMT
Then why did you tell me to boil kettles??!!!! Was it like Rocket telling Quill to steal that guy's prosthetic leg in the first GotG? Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 25, 2022 21:29:23 GMT
BUMP
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 26, 2022 10:08:58 GMT
Following a text msg from an unnamed chum I am forced to add a poll to this thread
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 26, 2022 10:16:55 GMT
It is acceptable at Christmas time. Also, I am starting a new eating regime soon so let me have my fun!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 28, 2022 0:27:20 GMT
Mazaripan and the French polteedd for many hundreds years to divide a Germany -they knew would alternatives the Ballance of Power. And that6wat it's all about. No, not port; POWER.
I HAVE SOLVED HISTORY.]
All of history, everything that has ever happened. Ever fought for. Contrived. Imagined. Manipulated. Conjured. It's all about power. POWER. RESOURCES. SOCIAL CONTROL.
Men with power wanting more power.
Or, at the very least, keeping the power they've got.
It's as simple, or as complicated, as that.
Chimps in trees.
Watch it- the documentaries on chimps. We're the same. No different. Just we do it with bigger stuff.
Chimps in trees. Clever animals.
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Post by Cullen on Dec 29, 2022 20:07:22 GMT
This morning I went for a ride on a 481 bus which unexpectedly (I'd never ridden the majority of the route before) took me past Whitton Library (the bus voice told me so) Long term readers may require Whitton Library appearing in a forum favourite story as the last resting place of John Cullen's bucket of seafood: Man I wish I'd saved that one. Kastel Blonde the beer was - 11.5%. I think my favourite part of the story was seeing the pile of what was obviously mussels outside Whitton Library the following morning. Somehow despite my god awful hangover I felt a tinge of ill-placed pride when I saw that. Like what a dog must feel upon smelling his own piss on a lamppost, one would imagine. If the dog went to a Belgian restaurant the night before. And drank double-wife-beating strength lager. I couldn't resist a chortle and immediately texted some chums who would know to tell them where I was. Happy days They told me not to mix the strong Beligium beer and the mussels and they were right!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 30, 2022 21:29:13 GMT
The fact there isn't a blue plaque there is a national disgrace.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 31, 2022 11:49:52 GMT
The crowdfunding campaign starts here.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 31, 2022 18:35:40 GMT
Bump. Cos.
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 31, 2022 19:27:40 GMT
This evening I shall be on the Fanta.
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Post by Cullen on Jan 2, 2023 18:13:03 GMT
The fact there isn't a blue plaque there is a national disgrace. I know right!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2023 20:08:03 GMT
Lota of throne suffering today. Currently on round 3. Maybe muesli for dinner last night was a bad idea.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2023 20:35:47 GMT
Or the two litres of flavoured milk this evening.
Four to Doomsday.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2023 20:48:28 GMT
Now that I think of it, all those bowls of dry roasted peanuts may not have helped.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2023 21:35:18 GMT
AAAAARRRREGGGHHHH
Five alive!
Maybe not wise to have had those burgers too.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2023 22:10:11 GMT
THE SIXTH TRANSFORMATION.
Maybe it was the loose sugar cubes I put in my decaf in the cafe.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 21, 2023 22:19:50 GMT
Don't block your mother in law's shitter!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2023 22:47:06 GMT
It's ok. She has two toilets.
-Ralph
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