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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 27, 2023 22:18:35 GMT
In Glasgow, 'tokies' is a term used in substance misuse!!! -Ralph You're in England now. I may misuse some Tokies tomorrow. What, like, swapping headmaster heads around? |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 27, 2023 22:18:57 GMT
Plus as a frequenter of certain canine related local neighbourhoods I don't think you should worry about some Tokies.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 27, 2023 22:19:20 GMT
You're in England now. I may misuse some Tokies tomorrow. What, like, swapping headmaster heads around? I did that to him already. |
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Post by Benn on May 7, 2023 2:10:50 GMT
Apparently my new watering hole has decided that when they reach the end of a bottle of Sours and there is only enough left to mix all the different bottle dregs together into one shot, I am exactly the person to drink it.
Tomorrow may hurt.
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 8, 2023 16:37:20 GMT
WHAT HAVE I EATEN??
Round 1: Normal but Substantial
Round 2: Ditto. However 2nd time in a day that set off warnings
Round 3: OH MY GOODNESS ONLY JUST MADE IT IN TIME I'M NOT STRAYING TOO FAR FROM THE BATH ROOM FOR THE REST OF TODAY!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 13, 2023 9:59:23 GMT
Since L & J were also visiting the throne room during the week I think we can assume it was a bug
Unfortunately I'm not as over it as I thought and the Ultimate Spicy Burger for lunch yesterday "may have been a mistake"
Count so far today: 3
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 13, 2023 14:22:26 GMT
Since L & J were also visiting the throne room during the week I think we can assume it was a bug Unfortunately I'm not as over it as I thought and the Ultimate Spicy Burger for lunch yesterday "may have been a mistake" Count so far today: 3 FOUR WAS NOT FANTASTIC. |
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2023 14:42:54 GMT
FOUR TO DOOMSDAY.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 13, 2023 15:27:32 GMT
Five was right out
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2023 15:29:57 GMT
FAST FIVE.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 13, 2023 16:31:54 GMT
I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE MAN!
(there can't be much left, surely??????)
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Post by legios on May 13, 2023 16:35:50 GMT
Three shall not be the number of the counting...
Karl
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 13, 2023 16:38:08 GMT
SLOW SIX.
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 13, 2023 16:38:15 GMT
Three shall not be the number of the counting... Karl That was quite a while ago Kaptain, oh how I wish that was my count! |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 13, 2023 16:58:09 GMT
SECRET SEVEN.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2023 19:10:41 GMT
EIGHT FOR McGANN.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 13, 2023 19:13:39 GMT
Tummy has been ok for last few hours
Risked some toast
Head and body feel very peculiar now. Left call to reduce load on head
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2023 19:15:11 GMT
9 folk and kids over for Eurovision. I was on cooking duties. All went well except when I fell off a chair. Then the *second* the show started I suddenly had to run to the throne very quickly.
I hope I get out before half-time.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 13, 2023 20:08:49 GMT
We were wondering on the call what it is you're cooking.
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2023 9:12:50 GMT
A bbq!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 14, 2023 9:44:24 GMT
You cooked a BBQ?? No wonder you have tummy troubles eating hot coals and metal grills!
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2023 9:59:20 GMT
I cooked up like a demon, offering up wave after wave of tasty treats.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 14, 2023 16:06:07 GMT
You cooked yourself as well??
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 14, 2023 16:06:41 GMT
And they feasted on you? No wonder you felt unwell!
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2023 17:15:48 GMT
All the adults and children ate well from my feast, except for the 7-week old baby. I hear it is bad to give them burgers.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 14, 2023 18:14:48 GMT
I'm impressed at any rate. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 3, 2023 9:34:11 GMT
I just want off the throne sometime this morning.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 3, 2023 9:57:17 GMT
*turns round after 45 mins of straining*
JEEBUS. Looks like a horse has been here.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 3, 2023 10:13:32 GMT
Fuuuuuuuck. Back again so soon.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 3, 2023 10:14:02 GMT
I am never eating Spider-Man cereal ever again!!!
-Ralph
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