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Post by The Doctor on Jan 30, 2008 17:28:32 GMT
Oh for fucks sake. Library arseholes, using earphones does not work on a quiet floor. I can still hear your fucking music! ARRRRRRRRRRGH FUCK AHHHHHHHHH!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 31, 2008 18:58:45 GMT
Listen up, tossbags. If you need to make a friggin' phone call is it so hard to step outside of the fucking libray to make it? Eh? It takes less than 10 seconds to step outside from this floor.
Can you not handle being out of touch for a few fucking hours?! Show some bloody consideration! GAH! FUCK SAKES!
DOES NO-ONE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK LIBRARIES ARE FOR ANYMORE! WANKERS!
FUCKING HATE STUDENTS!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 1, 2008 11:15:27 GMT
Doc', I think you seriously should try and complain about this. Not to the staff, 'cos doesn't sound like they give a damn. But does the libray have, I dunno, like a governing council? Or what about the local council? Must be someone.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2008 10:03:19 GMT
It was very quiet yesterday. Too quiet.
-Ralph
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Post by Dark Stranger on Feb 4, 2008 14:05:26 GMT
Perhaps they saw The Hub?
I'd definitely make a complaint to several different departments, make a nuisance of yourself and something will probably be done.
Or have you tried talking to the perpetrators themselves?
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 5, 2008 18:29:08 GMT
ALL YOU FUCKERS IN THE LIBRARY ARE GOING TO DIE!
-Ralph
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Post by Hero on Feb 5, 2008 20:25:39 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 9, 2008 13:42:17 GMT
KUNG-FU 'EM!!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 9, 2008 17:41:51 GMT
Use the Iron Fist !
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 23, 2008 12:24:22 GMT
Well I don't use the noisy library anymore. Am in Jordanhell library now AND EVERY f**k*r IS GONNA DIE!!!!
-Ralph
EDIT: Since when was 'fucker' in the swear filter?
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 24, 2008 13:04:51 GMT
FFS! SO FUCKING COLD IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY! DO THEY NOT HAVE FUCKING HEATERS!
There was hilarity earlier when upon leaving my study carrell, the door randomly locked behind me. 'Ah', I thought, 'Not to worry, probably a dodgy snib. I shall just go have a word with the staff and ask for a key'.
But no.
Not only was there no key, they appeared unaware of the existence of the study carrells. I'm not making this up. That's right, THEY HAD NO IDEA A BIG FUCKING SECTION OF THEIR OWN LIBRARY ACTUALLY FUCKING EXISTED! FUCKERS!!!!!!!!
I came so close to a Falling Down moment, I tell you, SO CLOSE!!!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 26, 2008 18:49:49 GMT
Dear library staff: it is the middle of the Winter. It is very cold and windy and stormy outside. Now think of the time of year, think of the temperature. Got that? Good.
SO WHY THE FUCK IS THE HEATING NOT ON?! WHY AM I SITTING HERE WITH MY JACKET ZIPPED UP! AGH! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2008 11:11:34 GMT
Turn the fucking heaters on! MORONS! Is this place run by DEMONIC FUCKING PENGUINS?!!! I didn't bring a FUCKING JUMPER, FLIPPER BASTARDS! I didn't think I'd need one. We've had indoors heating for SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES! ARSEGRINDERS!
And have computers that take less than 10 fucking minutes to turn on AND ARE FASTER THAN DIRE-FUCKING-UP!
FUCKTARDS!
-Ralph
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2008 16:46:18 GMT
This is only an assumption but I think you're not totally happy with the library at the current moment. I get the feeling you're about ready to chuck a bomb through the door.
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Post by Hero on Apr 5, 2008 17:52:46 GMT
The library must pay!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2008 21:35:44 GMT
I do rather need to use it tomorrow but it is now closed on Sundays for a few weeks. FUCKING WANKERS!
-Ralph
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Post by KnightBeat on Apr 6, 2008 12:06:52 GMT
Libraries are predicted to be dead and buried by 2020, if it's any consolation.
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Post by legios on Apr 6, 2008 13:05:39 GMT
Libraries are predicted to be dead and buried by 2020, if it's any consolation. It's no consolation at all to me. Without a library where am I going to get my books from? Karl |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2008 16:33:12 GMT
Libraries would be much more pleasant places if:
A: Properly heated
B: Well maintained
C: Quiet.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2008 11:53:14 GMT
So fucking cold in here. I am going to burn this place down!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 9, 2008 11:55:29 GMT
I shall send calming waves of warmth your way doc.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 16, 2008 11:59:26 GMT
I had an almighty shock earlier when the absolute spitting image of the last person on Earth I ever want to see again walked in to the library earlier. I stared at them, they stared at me, and then I ran away. Not 100% sure it was them, but what a fright in any case. Also, WHY IS THE FUCKING LIBRARY CATALOGUE DOWN FOR 3 DAYS?  -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 18, 2008 11:34:21 GMT
TURN THE HEATING ON, YOU BASTARDS!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 18, 2008 13:13:14 GMT
TURN THE FUCKING HEATING ON!
ARSETULIPS!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 18, 2008 19:52:09 GMT
Arsetulips?
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Post by The Doctor on May 18, 2008 20:00:02 GMT
Yep.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 18, 2008 20:08:44 GMT
Damn them.
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Post by The Doctor on May 28, 2008 9:16:37 GMT
IT'S THE FUCKING ARCTIC IN HERE! DAMN YOU, VIKING PENGUINS!
AND WHY THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET RUNNING AT DIRE-UP SPEEDS? GOD FORBID I'D NEED TO LOOK UP STUFF IN A FUCKING LIBRARY.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 28, 2008 9:37:12 GMT
I shall send waves of calming thoughts.
Won't be a dire-up, just a really badly set up network causing the problems.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on May 28, 2008 14:27:56 GMT
But I want to kill.
EXCUSE ME, LIBRARY ARSEWANKERS. THE BUILDING DOES NOT SHUT UNTIL 9PM! WHY THE NOODLES DANKEYS DO YOU KEEP GOING ROUND AND SWITCHING ALL THE FUCKING COMPUTERS OFF??!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO DO YOU UP THE ASS WITH A BENT SWOOP?! DO YOU!!?
-Ralph
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