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Post by grahamthomson on Jul 15, 2010 19:07:42 GMT
Alright, alright, you damn wise guy,
Here's another word for you to try:
Width.
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Post by Nigel on Jul 16, 2010 8:17:10 GMT
That really is a tricky one,
For written poems, it's no fun.
But if you are a verbalist,
With many words can it be kissed.
But then there is another plight:
You need a lisp to say it right!
"The other day while out with kids
(They had one name, they all were Sids)
I helped them with their yogurt lids.
On eBay I typed up their bids
And later on we all watched vids.
It was a shame they all had nits,
All through their hair, across the width.
In the end, it was the pits
And we had to call it quits."
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 16, 2010 9:11:33 GMT
Thank the lord it's nearly done,
I hate this week it's not much fun.
Come next week we won't have to rhyme
and I will have a better time.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 16, 2010 9:48:43 GMT
Ah but Phil three days left are hence,
Not time yet to come off the fence.
You must continue with the rhymes,
Don't yet fall behind the times.
-Ralph
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Post by grahamthomson on Jul 16, 2010 9:58:06 GMT
But rhyming week is so much fun!
And next Monday, we'll be back to glum.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 16, 2010 10:08:21 GMT
That's the first one I've managed this week.
And I fear that that may be my peak !
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jul 16, 2010 12:07:52 GMT
I have not been avoiding the Hub for fear of Rhyme,
It is simply put I have had not the time,
for at my work I labour beyond all comprehension,
when I return home I am labouring for the impending convention,
I shall not forsake thee for much longer,
when I return i shall be all the stronger,
for I shall be unequalled in posts and smut,
save for the most dedicated hubber of all Mr Rafbut
Andy
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Post by Dave on Jul 16, 2010 14:56:03 GMT
Much like Italian food, Hub rhyming week is good for my mood.
I find it difficult to have a miserable time, when I'm awkwardly finding ways to rhyme.
I saw a rhyme-less post and knew not what it meant
I will adjust next week OR DIE IN THE ATTEMPT!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 16, 2010 19:14:43 GMT
I find I try rhyming in everyday stuff
Gotta avoid the Mrs, she doesn't give a chuff!
Rhyming to my patients may get me the sack
I keep doing it to them during their heart attack!
Busy a work, with sirens ringing loud
Gunna sit back now and watch some IT Croud
It's nights shifts now for t'rest of rhyming week
But a quick rhyme on here I may just sneak!
So go brave Hubbers, enjoy the weekend!
For all these fine rhymes welldones I send
And if suddenly for a word to rhyme you're stuck
be sure you can finish on a swear word like
wee-flaps
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 16, 2010 22:31:44 GMT
I am still in lots of pain
had been such to drive me insane
for last night returning to my flat
I got shot in the nads by a twat.
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Post by grahamthomson on Jul 17, 2010 12:45:15 GMT
I do beg your pardon,
I've been tending my garden.
Autumn veg are coming up nice,
Some carrots, beetroot and lettuce.
And the apples on the tree are nice and big.
I'll turn them to sauce and serve them with pig!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 17, 2010 21:59:57 GMT
ah ha ha phil yopu cannolt sop me,
frolm ryming i wikll,
turnbull and i are wATCHING BAD MOVIES on gthe youtube, we have watc hed movies badm
ah ha i am not a cad,
perhaps turtrnbull and i have had some vodka then cidert thabn beer,
grinnikng from ear to ear.
-arph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 17, 2010 22:09:14 GMT
Danger ! Rhyme & Drink Mixing Combination detected !
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 17, 2010 22:42:25 GMT
nlw on best of the best 2,
wahy waoo,
#soon be best of th ebest 3,
wahee.
-Ralkph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 17, 2010 23:52:20 GMT
Oh Dear God! You universe may end!
Rhymes and Booze sending Doc' round the bend!
Quickly Turnbull you better phone The Law!
Actually, on second thoughts, give him some more!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 17, 2010 23:56:43 GMT
I watch bAD MOVIES TO GTHNTHIS I ATTEST,
i SWEAR THIS TO MY DYING BREAAST!
]Now on the kickboxer!
can't thin kmof aryme!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 18, 2010 0:14:44 GMT
HAAA! Someone film him already!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 18, 2010 10:05:53 GMT
It is the next morning at last,
It has broken my bad movie fast.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 18, 2010 14:38:04 GMT
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Post by blueshift on Jul 18, 2010 21:14:58 GMT
Rhyming week is near its end, I'll be sad, I cannot pretend!  |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 18, 2010 21:20:16 GMT
Nearly there, nearly there......
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Post by Bogatan on Jul 18, 2010 22:57:25 GMT
I really hated rhyming at school,
but rhyming week is always cool.
Still it will be good to write more than 4 lines of prose,
and they wont take 4 eefing hours to compose.
Andy
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 19, 2010 0:06:29 GMT
Rhyming week I've really enjoyed
Thinking of them has had me boyed (?!)
I hope we have another one soon
Even if it turns Phil into a loon!
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Post by Benn on Jul 19, 2010 7:26:53 GMT
And with the ringing of the bell
Ryhming week is done, oh well...
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Post by legios on Jul 23, 2010 19:35:05 GMT
Rhyming week I did miss
For I was on holiday, a time of bliss
To have missed this time it makes me sad
but to have at least this one chance makes me glad.
Karl
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