Maybe Big Phil has a 'thing' for outies? To him outies are sexually stimulating? There's been some discussion recently that we don't know Big Phil as much as we thought we did. Didn't he mention he has inflatabke sex robots last week?
I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.
"I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'what if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?' Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe." — Marcus Cole, Babylon 5 — A Late Delivery from Avalon