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Post by Pinwig on Sept 20, 2018 20:28:36 GMT
Ralph was seen in possession of a jar of pickled eggs earlier in the week. Do we need to worry about their current state?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 20, 2018 22:57:15 GMT
All I can say is that his exciting plans for tonight were altered at the last minute.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 22, 2018 7:16:18 GMT
Given what happened earlier in the week, can anyone spot where Burns went wrong at Breakfast this morning? RULE TWO!!!!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 22, 2018 7:20:35 GMT
BURNSPHILBURNS
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Post by blueshift on Sept 22, 2018 7:24:07 GMT
But there are a trillion combinations, did Ralph choose the wrong one?
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 7:29:51 GMT
Did the menu really say '35 trillion combinations'? 'Cos that's silly. 35 million millions?!?!?!?!
Also- STOP EATING THE EGGS, DIC'!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 7:30:26 GMT
Hehe, unfortunate but fair typo...
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 7:34:25 GMT
This hotel is fucking freezing. Breakfast bit is by the fucking front door.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 7:39:40 GMT
You're clearly not actually staying in a 'hotel', Doc's. You are, in fact, staying in a... 'Crap'.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 7:41:42 GMT
I knew it was too good to be true when I saw the little biscuits in the room!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 7:43:44 GMT
Don't. Eat them.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 7:45:33 GMT
Too late!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 22, 2018 8:05:45 GMT
The book is now open on WHEN Burns will be confined to The Throne Room and IF chundering will be involved....
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 10:28:24 GMT
I applaud Ralph for living life to the full. Carpe Diem! I'd have eaten the eggs. I'd have said, fuck it, let's ROCK AND ROLL! FREEZE ME YOU BASTARDS BUT BY GOD I'LL HAVE YOUR EGGS FIRST!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 14:21:47 GMT
Tomorrow I do the BOIL YOUR OWN EGG machine. I paid *!&@&× £13 for breakfast. I want every ounce of value!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 14:27:25 GMT
Damn right.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 15:11:44 GMT
Oh no...
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 15:38:11 GMT
YEAH! BOIL 'EM, DOC, BOIL 'EM!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 15:39:30 GMT
My already high respect for Ralph has doubled now I see he is a Crunchy Nut man.
(I'd have avoided those sausages though).
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 16:47:45 GMT
I'm not entirely sure what was in those sausages!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 17:01:35 GMT
Best not to think about it.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 18:04:26 GMT
There were squares of unknown colour within the brown pinkness.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 18:07:30 GMT
Unknown colour! What colour is unknown colour?!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 18:11:50 GMT
The insides of those sausages have to be seen to be believed.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 18:12:30 GMT
Yet you lived to tell the tale. Bravery rewarded.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 18:30:01 GMT
I paid £13!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 22, 2018 18:31:35 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 18:36:13 GMT
For my shitty breakfast!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 22, 2018 18:37:47 GMT
For my shitty breakfast! -Ralph Just that one, or the entire stay? Ralph you need to be piling your plate a LOT higher at a buffet breakfast in order to break even for that price!!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 18:40:54 GMT
Who knows. This is the hotel who tried to charge for me for my room when I turned up even though I paid two months ago.
There wasn't much there at the "35 trillion possibilities" buffet breakfast and what I tried was awful. Tomorrow I stay safe with cereal, toast and the BOIL YOUR OWN EGG machine.
-Ralph
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